{"id":7400,"date":"2018-11-29T02:24:12","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T23:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7400"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:13:57","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:13:57","slug":"cotetul-metafore-ziua-putin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7400","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; De ziua lui Putin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nDe ziua lui Putin<\/p>\n<p>Am tot \u021binut secret anun\u021bul<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 acuma nu mai pot!<br \/>\n\u00cemi fac acum chiar eu denun\u021bul<br \/>\n\u0218i spun cu-nfrigurare, tot!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i fiindc\u0103 mi-am f\u0103cut curaj<br \/>\nC-o-ntreag\u0103 sticl\u0103 de ,,Rasputin\u201d<br \/>\nV\u0103 spun c\u0103 sunt \u00een anturaj<br \/>\nCu nimeni altul dec\u00e2t&#8230; Putin!<\/p>\n<p>Ei, da, ce v\u0103 mira\u021bi a\u0219a?<br \/>\nV\u0103 rog s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenchide\u021bi gura<br \/>\n\u0218i asculta\u021bi povestea mea,<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 nu termin b\u0103utura!<\/p>\n<p>Car&#8217;va&#8217;zic\u0103, cum v\u0103 spui,<br \/>\nCu mine \u0219i cu ,,Vladi\u201d este&#8230; love!<br \/>\nM\u0103 duc acu&#8217; la ziua lui,<br \/>\n\u0218i sunt chiar primul \u00een ceaslov!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nu v\u0103 spui c\u00e2t m-a rugat&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103 ,,vino, m\u0103i, te rog frumos!<br \/>\nTe-aduc cu avionul meu privat!\u201d<br \/>\nC\u0103 doar nu m-a\u0219 fi dus pe jos!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Am stat un pic \u0219i m-am g\u00e2ndit<br \/>\nDac\u0103 refuzul meu l-ar sup\u0103ra..<br \/>\n\u0218i de-aia nici nu m-am pripit<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei r\u0103spund c\u0103, da!<\/p>\n<p>Acuma, asta e am zis, am zis!<br \/>\nDoar nu m-oi pune cu nebunu&#8217;&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103 de-l refuz, eu \u0219tiu precis<br \/>\nC\u0103-mi iau b\u0103taie cu furtunu&#8217;!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar, ce s\u0103 vezi, are preten\u021bii<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu m\u0103 duc cu m\u00e2na goal\u0103!<br \/>\nS\u0103-i dovedesc bune inten\u021bii,<br \/>\nVrea s\u0103-i fac versuri ca la \u0219coal\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 nu fiu total nepreg\u0103tit,<br \/>\n\u00cemi ticluiesc de-acum lucrarea,<br \/>\nAtunci c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 fiu primit,<br \/>\nS\u0103 fie gata \u0219i urarea!<\/p>\n<p>,,Iubite prieten! Drag\u0103 Vladimir!<br \/>\nM\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 nu-\u021bi aprob ideea<br \/>\nDar nu-n\u021belegi \u0219i nu m\u0103 mir,<br \/>\nC\u0103 ai gre\u0219it, lu\u00e2nd Crimeea!<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u021bi spun acum, \u021bi-am spus \u0219i-atunci,<br \/>\nC\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fii pu\u021bin mai calm<br \/>\nA\u0219a cum faci tu, pare c\u0103 arunci<br \/>\n\u00cen zona aia, o bomb\u0103 cu napalm!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218tiu c\u0103 Ucraina \u00ee\u021bi pl\u0103tea chirie<br \/>\nCumva, se terminase \u0219i contractul,<br \/>\nDar ai iscat o-ntreag\u0103 nebunie,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd \u00een Crimeea ai pornit asaltul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ca prieten bun \u00ee\u021bi spun direct<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu e bine s\u0103 te pui cu NATO<br \/>\nChiar dac\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 n-are vreun efect,<br \/>\nP\u0103rerea mea e c-ai \u00eencurcat-o!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cu Moldova aia ce-ai de g\u00e2nd?<br \/>\nDe ce-\u021bi mai trebuie asemenea belea?<br \/>\n\u00cen leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu problema fii mai bl\u00e2nd<br \/>\n\u0218i las\u0103-i ca s\u0103 intre-n Rom\u00e2nia mea!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218tiu c-o s\u0103 fii nervos la aste vorbe<br \/>\n\u0218i m\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 te \u00eenfurii foarte r\u0103u,<br \/>\nDar sufl\u0103 \u0219i-n iaurt, odat\u0103 fript cu ciorbe<br \/>\nAscult\u0103 sfatul meu, prietenul t\u0103u!<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 \u0219i urarea pe care-ai cerut-o<br \/>\n\u0218i care mi-a luat o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,<br \/>\nDar \u0219i un kil de vodc\u0103 pe care am b\u0103ut-o,<br \/>\nC\u0103 n-am mai scris \u0219i mi-am ie\u0219it din m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Deci, la mul\u021bi ani, m\u0103re\u021be lider rus,<br \/>\nCe te compari de multe ori c-un \u021bar!<br \/>\nDe\u0219i acele vremuri, ast\u0103zi au apus,<br \/>\nTu ia exemplul lor de lider, a\u0219adar!<\/p>\n<p>Cu s\u0103n\u0103tatea v\u0103d c\u0103 nu stai r\u0103u,<br \/>\nA\u0219a c\u0103 nu-\u021bi doresc s\u0103 ai mai mult\u0103<br \/>\nP\u0103streaz\u0103-\u021bi capul limpede, la locul s\u0103u,<br \/>\nDin c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, pe al\u021bii mai ascult\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Fii cump\u0103tat atunci c\u00e2nd iei decizii<br \/>\nC\u0103ci lumea e acuma mult prea mic\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i mai sensibil\u0103 la astfel de excizii,<br \/>\nTr\u0103ind periculos, tr\u0103ind cu mare fric\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ei, dar n-am venit s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dau sfaturi&#8230;<br \/>\nMai bine scoate vodca aia s\u0103 petrecem!<br \/>\nS\u0103 st\u0103m la mas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 facem shot-uri<br \/>\n\u0218i \u00een be\u021bie crunt\u0103 s\u0103 ne-ntrecem!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cam asta e urarea, oare i-o pl\u0103cea?<br \/>\nDe\u0219i-l cunosc nici eu nu sunt prea sigur&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103 dac\u0103 nu, e vai de pielea mea<br \/>\n\u00cemi sunte\u021bi martori c-am vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 nu m\u0103-ntorc nici m\u00e2ine la amiaz\u0103,<br \/>\nV\u0103 las aceste r\u00e2nduri scrise pe h\u00e2rtie<br \/>\nS\u0103 respecta\u021bi, v\u0103 rog, tradi\u021bia de baz\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd m\u0103-ngropa\u021bi, \u00een scumpa Rom\u00e2nie!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De ziua lui Putin Am tot \u021binut secret anun\u021bul \u00cens\u0103 acuma nu mai pot! 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