{"id":7398,"date":"2018-11-28T00:34:58","date_gmt":"2018-11-27T21:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7398"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:33:01","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:33:01","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-angli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7398","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Angli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    \u0218mecherie mare scrisul, exact c\u00e2nd inspira\u021bia pare s\u0103 dea rateuri un singur cuv\u00e2nt deblocheaz\u0103 situa\u021bia \u0219i s\u0103 te \u021bii apoi!<br \/>\n    C\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut c\u0103su\u021ba din col\u021bul nordic al \u0218colii nr. 1 o pot spune doar ei, piticii, cei ce-au cump\u0103rat ce construiser\u0103 deja al\u021bii \u0219i-au reamenajat \u0219i ad\u0103ugat ei. Pitici&#8230;, oameni normali, dar redu\u0219i cu o zece sau dou\u0103 de centimetri, ambii, p\u0103rin\u021bii, ocup\u00e2nd la un moment dat, probabil deodat\u0103 cu ,,\u00eempropriet\u0103rirea&#8221;, un post de \u00eengrijitoare \u0219i unul de fochist. Ditai serviciul pentru dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini de carne, la o s\u0103ritur\u0103 de gard. Halal! Tot \u00een acela\u0219i an sau la cel mult unul distan\u021b\u0103 de Buzoieni ne-am c\u0103l\u0103rit ni\u021bel peste ce avea s\u0103 devin\u0103 hulubar, c\u0103 deh, c\u00e2t este s\u0103 arunci un pumn de gr\u0103un\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 supraveghezi din curtea \u0219colii o ceat\u0103 de porumbei? Totu\u0219i, s\u0103 pui c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 peste c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u021bate c\u00e2t o cas\u0103 e pu\u021bin cam mult pentru p\u0103s\u0103retul voiajor, colo doi metri, nu opt, nou\u0103, o cu\u0219c\u0103, dou\u0103 deasupra unui cote\u021b, nu jum\u0103tate de cas\u0103. Pentru cei ce mai au obiceiul s\u0103 bat\u0103 cu piciorul str\u0103zile, dac\u0103 nu \u0219tiu, un ,,edificiu&#8221; asem\u0103n\u0103tor, pozi\u021bionat identic, se g\u0103se\u0219te aproape de cap\u0103tul lui Matei Basarab, apar\u021bin\u00e2nd unui personaj celebru, Canti, antenarul, dar dup\u0103 presupunerile mele nu pentru a-\u0219i <strong>anina<\/strong> columbofilia-n el, ci cu destina\u021bie canin\u0103. <strong>Aoleo<\/strong>! Da-s unici? Ba! Unii-s \u00een stare de mult mai mult, godacilor s\u0103 le cate-n&#8230; \u0219orici.<br \/>\n     Primul cote\u021b, ridicat cu \u00een\u021belepciunea \u00eencep\u0103torului, l-am vrut \u021beap\u0103n: un picule\u021b de platform\u0103 cimentat\u0103, chirpici de p\u0103m\u00e2nt fr\u0103m\u00e2nta\u021bi pe islazul B\u0103l\u0103ceanului, patru fiare pentru \u021barc, o pl\u0103suc\u0103, un cadru metalic \u00eencropit din \u021bevile toate din b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i ce-a mai r\u0103mas pentru acoperi\u0219 dup\u0103 demolarea celui vechi. Lipsea doar porcul.<br \/>\n      \u00cel l\u0103s\u0103m pe-al meu. La meserie nu \u00eentotdeauna \u0219tii la ce mergi, mai ales c\u00e2nd tata este cel ce se \u00een\u021belege la pre\u021b \u0219i celelalte mici am\u0103nunte necesare, unele de nevoie, altele \u00een virtutea obi\u0219nuin\u021bei. ,,Mergem s\u0103-nvelim o cas\u0103!&#8221; Te <strong>amuzi<\/strong> de at\u00e2ta mister \u0219i must\u0103ce\u0219ti. De la el probabil meteahna de-a r\u0103spunde evaziv: ,,Prin-mprejur&#8230;&#8221; Unde, cum arat\u0103, ce cantitate, c\u00e2t dureaz\u0103 &#8211; relativit\u0103\u021bi. La Podgoria, \u00een patru ape, vreo 40 de foi, \u00eentr-o zi. Loca\u021bia da, pantele&#8230; mda, pe-acolo \u0219i tabla, dar cam grosu\u021b\u0103, pe vremea aceea de toamn\u0103 dou\u0103 zile. P\u0103rea cel pu\u021bin un mic atelier, dac\u0103 nu cumva o buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i o cram\u0103 cu verand\u0103. A\u0219i, cas\u0103 la groh\u0103ici! Uite dom&#8217;le, n-au s\u0103rmanii od\u0103i ca astea cu u\u0219ile mai \u00eenalte de statul unui om r\u0103s\u0103rit, cu sistem de ap\u0103, canalizare, curent electric&#8230;. Bol\u021bari, cimenturi, funda\u021bie \u0219i centur\u0103, geamuri.<br \/>\n     Simple observa\u021bii. De depus \u00een <strong>anale<\/strong> cu miile. Niciodat\u0103 nu mi-a p\u0103sat c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin cine, cu ce se ocup\u0103, de ce d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103, reface, repar\u0103, ridic\u0103, poate, palat. Nici vou\u0103 s\u0103 nu. <strong>Aprob<\/strong> doar solu\u021biile viabile pentr-un final fericit. Vorba tat\u0103lui: ,,S\u0103 v\u0103 fie de bine \u0219i s-o st\u0103p\u00e2ni\u021bi s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218mecherie mare scrisul, exact c\u00e2nd inspira\u021bia pare s\u0103 dea rateuri un singur cuv\u00e2nt deblocheaz\u0103 situa\u021bia \u0219i s\u0103 te \u021bii apoi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7398"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7399,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7398\/revisions\/7399"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}