{"id":7365,"date":"2018-11-15T08:48:46","date_gmt":"2018-11-15T05:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7365"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:33:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:33:06","slug":"cotetul-metafore-vine-vara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7365","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; De ce nu vine vara"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nDe ce nu vine vara?<\/p>\n<p>N-a\u0219 vrea ca s\u0103 v\u0103 panichez mai tare,<br \/>\nDar umbl\u0103 pe aici o veste \u00eengrijor\u0103toare:<br \/>\nZic unii speciali\u0219ti c\u0103 anul \u0103sta, bun\u0103oar\u0103,<br \/>\nN-o s\u0103 avem deloc a\u0219a-numita VAR\u0102!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci despre anotimpul cu pricina, a\u0219adar,<br \/>\nZic ei c-o s\u0103 cam fie oleac\u0103 lips\u0103-n calendar!<br \/>\nCum ar veni, s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 bine fiecare:<br \/>\nNe lu\u0103m adio de la mare, plaj\u0103, munte, soare!<\/p>\n<p>Iar jalnica prognoz\u0103 ce ne d\u0103 at\u00e2\u021bi fiori<br \/>\nE \u00eent\u0103rit\u0103 \u0219i mai mult de stratul gros de nori<br \/>\nCare, s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, v\u0103 rog pentru expresie,<br \/>\nNe bag\u0103 dracului pe to\u021bi \u00eentr-o depresie!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i cum?! S\u0103 n-avem noi acum nici var\u0103?!<br \/>\nDestul c\u0103 nu avem at\u00e2tea altele \u00een \u021bar\u0103!<br \/>\nNi se confisc\u0103, iat\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-anotimpuri!<br \/>\nCum po\u021bi s\u0103 mai tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00een aste timpuri?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 nici pentru aceast\u0103 treab\u0103, \u00een esen\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nNu se impune nici o\u2026 ordonan\u021b\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i o mobilizare corespunz\u0103toare \u00een \u00eentreaga \u021bar\u0103,<br \/>\nAtuncea, chiar c\u0103 merit\u0103m o via\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 var\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>S-or fi g\u00e2ndit \u00een Parlament, noaptea ca ho\u021bii?<br \/>\nDac\u0103-i a\u0219a, atunci s\u0103 protest\u0103m cu to\u021bii!<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103 reactiv\u0103m sloganul de\u0219i este cam trist,<br \/>\nC\u0103 pentru vara noastr\u0103 noi,&#8230; ha\u0219tag rezist!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 nu-i de foarte&#8230; Sus, atuncea-i logic<br \/>\nC\u0103 suntem \u00een acel r\u0103zboi&#8230; meteorologic!<br \/>\n\u0218i primii b\u0103nui\u021bi sunt ru\u0219ii, ca de obicei,<br \/>\nC\u0103 numai ei ar fi \u00een stare de-asemenea idei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Vor s\u0103 ne ia acum tot sporul dezvolt\u0103rii<br \/>\nPromis prin sf\u00e2nta lege a salariz\u0103rii<br \/>\nOr fi invidio\u0219i c\u0103 vrem s-o ducem bine<br \/>\nEu alt motiv nu v\u0103d, dar nu e dup\u0103 mine!<\/p>\n<p>\u00centotdeauna c\u00e2nd e prea nasol \u00een \u021bar\u0103,<br \/>\nRu\u0219ii sunt vinova\u021bi \u0219i nu e prima oar\u0103<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd sunt g\u0103si\u021bi ei vinovatul de serviciu<br \/>\nCare ne-ndeamn\u0103 tot mereu la sacrificiu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci sacrificiu e \u0219i c\u00e2nd ai burta goal\u0103,<br \/>\nDe nu mai po\u021bi g\u00e2ndi de-at\u00e2ta&#8230; chior\u0103ial\u0103!<br \/>\nNu tu salat\u0103, ro\u0219ii, varz\u0103, fructe, castrave\u021bi&#8230;<br \/>\nPrev\u0103d c\u0103 va fi foame iar \u00een \u021bar\u0103, m\u0103i b\u0103ie\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>De-o fi a\u0219a \u0219i ru\u0219ii sunt din nou de vin\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0218i nu e totul cum credeam, crea\u021bie divin\u0103,<br \/>\nAtunci, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ne-am rugat degeaba<br \/>\nE totul \u00een zadar, dup\u0103 cum pare treaba&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nu ne-am rugat cui trebuie, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea<br \/>\nSau n-am f\u0103cut-o sincer, a\u0219a cum trebuia&#8230;<br \/>\nAltfel \u0219i Dumnezeu \u0219i Putin ar fi impresiona\u021bi<br \/>\n\u0218i nu ne-ar da z\u0103pad\u0103 \u0219i mucii \u00eenghe\u021ba\u021bi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Eu, \u00eens\u0103, tot mai sper c\u0103 treaba, \u00een esen\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nSe poate rezolva prin..ordonan\u021b\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cen care, s\u0103 prevad\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een \u00eentreaga \u021bar\u0103,<br \/>\nTot omu-i obligat s\u0103 fac\u0103 rost de&#8230; var\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Astfel, a\u0219a cum de o vreme se obi\u0219nuie\u0219te,<br \/>\nGuvernul o s-arate c\u00e2t bine ne dore\u0219te!<br \/>\nAtuncea, noi poporul, vom \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 credem<br \/>\n\u0218i veseli c\u0103tre munc\u0103, cu drag, o s\u0103 purcedem!<\/p>\n<p>Va fi concordie din nou peste \u00eentreaga \u021bar\u0103,<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103, iat\u0103, s-a dat ordin ca s\u0103 fie var\u0103!<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu mai zic\u0103 nimeni despre guvernan\u021bi<br \/>\nC\u0103-s&#8230; pierde-var\u0103, nesim\u021bi\u021bi \u0219i arogan\u021bi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De ce nu vine vara? 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