{"id":7362,"date":"2018-11-14T01:17:09","date_gmt":"2018-11-13T22:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7362"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:33:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:33:06","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7362","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Fereasc\u0103 sf\u00e2ntul s\u0103 aluneci, dac\u0103 scapi cu via\u021b\u0103 totu\u0219i, ri\u0219ti s\u0103 te transferi ordinului <strong>apode<\/strong>, specia <strong>amib\u0103<\/strong>.<br \/>\n     C\u00e2t am fost copil am experimentat tot soiul de lucruri, cu Gabi Ionescu am l\u0103sat <strong>apter<\/strong> un ditai calul-dracului, alergam bezmetici pe sear\u0103 r\u0103d\u0103\u0219tile ce coborau din salc\u00e2mii domni\u0219oarei Marioara \u0219i se n\u0103pusteau spre sc\u0103f\u00e2rliile noastre, ca mai apoi s\u0103 se refugieze \u00een salciile domnului Tabacu, invadam cire\u0219ii <strong>amari<\/strong> de la Gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la prima \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i prima piatr\u0103 aruncat\u0103 spre noi ale lui \u0218tambei&#8230;.<br \/>\n     N-am s\u0103 dezv\u0103lui tot, <strong>angro<\/strong> le-am a\u0219ternut pe h\u00e2rtie \u00een romanul ce \u00eenc\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103 corectura final\u0103, tip\u0103rirea \u0219i&#8230; lansarea undeva \u00een 2019. <strong>Anun\u021b<\/strong> c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 <strong>apar\u0103<\/strong>. Curtea doamnei Eugenia se dezv\u0103luia la un salt de pu\u0219ti mai pu\u021bin crescut, cu privirea de-o clip\u0103 peste stinghia gardului galben, al ei, fiindc\u0103 so\u021bul p\u0103rea deseori pies\u0103 de decor, relaxat pe \u0219ezlongul cu p\u00e2nz\u0103 la moda anilor 70, cu dungi late verzi \u0219i ro\u0219ii, culori discrete atinse de patina timpurilor de var\u0103, cu o carte \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, ispitind mereu treburile gospod\u0103re\u0219ti s\u0103 mai z\u0103boveasc\u0103. D\u00e2nsa era \u00een toate, pia\u021b\u0103, m\u00e2ncare, gr\u0103din\u0103, sp\u0103lat \u0219i grija unui frate s\u0103rit de pe fix. M\u0103 <strong>amuz\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i-acum la rememorare figura lui rupt\u0103 parc\u0103 din revistele umoristice, caricaturial\u0103, cu nasul coroiat, cu basc \u0219i sacou sau balozaider &#8211; am prin caiete o ,,f\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103&#8221; din clasa a X-a, o schi\u021b\u0103 \u00een creion mov cu dou\u0103 capete de pira\u021bi st\u00e2nd fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, nasuri dup\u0103 calapodul acestui ,,jandarm&#8221; de strad\u0103, ispitit s\u0103 se \u00eenfurie, cu vrere ori f\u0103r\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la violen\u021ba ,,domestic\u0103&#8221; de-a-\u0219i g\u0103si \u021bint\u0103 la aruncarea pietrei \u00een oricine-l deranja. Dar asta c\u00e2nd era pe-acas\u0103 \u0219i nu poposea la spitalul S\u0103poca, ajuns blazonul nebunilor de pretutindeni. Avea cuibu\u0219orul lui, <strong>anexa<\/strong> ultim\u0103, \u00een prelungirea casei, o c\u0103m\u0103ru\u021b\u0103&#8230;, o magazioar\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 geam, doar cu u\u0219\u0103, neagr\u0103 tuci &#8211; Tii, ce m-am chinuit s\u0103-i prind adev\u0103ratul nume din zbor! Costel! -, m\u0103 mir iar\u0103\u0219i, ca \u0219i-atunci, la montajul \u0219i repara\u021biile de jgheaburi, cum putea locui mai r\u0103u ca animalele. Nici nu putea fi altfel, dup\u0103 ce primea zi de zi \u00een cor sau r\u0103zle\u021bit expresia ,,\u0218tambei, b\u0103iatul popii, b\u0103iat de covrigar!&#8221;, la orele intr\u0103rii \u0219i cele de ie\u0219ire de la gimnaziu, se transfigura. \u021a\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te s\u00e2ngele pe <strong>aort\u0103<\/strong>, domnule, n\u0103v\u0103le\u0219te \u00een creier, \u00eencepe s\u0103 <strong>apese<\/strong> pe re\u021belele cu inerva\u021bii, <strong>apare<\/strong> primul spasm, al doilea \u0219i organismul derutat clacheaz\u0103, de <strong>apnee<\/strong> nu scap\u0103 cu niciun chip, devine <strong>aprig<\/strong>, caut\u0103 s\u0103 se <strong>apere<\/strong> cu mitra primordial\u0103&#8230;. <strong>Apela<\/strong> la orice putea deveni proiectil \u00een dibacea-i m\u00e2n\u0103 st\u00e2ng\u0103, \u021bintea, \u00ee\u0219i lua av\u00e2nt ca arunc\u0103torii de suli\u021b\u0103, cu mi\u0219c\u0103ri de bra\u021be <strong>ample<\/strong> \u0219i lovea. S\u0103 te \u021bii, <strong>amice<\/strong>! \u00cen majoritatea cazurilor ,,olimpicul&#8221; primea punctaj maxim. ,,Succesul&#8221; ratei de 98% se datora impulsului, cu c\u00e2t mai mare \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2tarea, cu at\u00e2t mai mare precizia: ferea, picioare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fereasc\u0103 sf\u00e2ntul s\u0103 aluneci, dac\u0103 scapi cu via\u021b\u0103 totu\u0219i, ri\u0219ti s\u0103 te transferi ordinului apode, specia amib\u0103. 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