{"id":7354,"date":"2018-11-11T01:28:44","date_gmt":"2018-11-10T22:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7354"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:33:07","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:33:07","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aloea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7354","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aloea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     <strong>Amari<\/strong> unii s\u00e2mburi de migdale. \u00cei culeg de pe jos f\u0103r\u0103 teama c\u0103 domnul Mo\u0219escu sau doamna Penca ar putea s\u0103 ne z\u0103reasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 ne apostrofeze. Bl\u00e2nd. Strugurii mai au pu\u021bin p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 se coac\u0103, dar nu-s r\u0103i la gust.<br \/>\n     &#8211; B\u0103, ce criminal a pus tabl\u0103 \u0219i-a distrus acoperi\u0219ul?<br \/>\n     Cineva a zis-o. N-am putut replica, argumentele mele ar fi fost ne\u00eendoios comb\u0103tute. Da, suntem vinova\u021bi c\u0103 n-am l\u0103sat ploile s\u0103 se strecoare cu u\u0219urin\u021b\u0103 printre limbile tocite ale \u0219indrilei, s\u0103 ajung\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 tomnatic peste cofele imortalizate \u00een ulei. \u0218i s\u0103 n-aib\u0103 grij\u0103, foi\u021bele de lemn dorm lini\u0219tite sub plapuma zincat\u0103.<br \/>\n     \u00cen ziua aceea m\u0103 trezisem hot\u0103r\u00e2t: a\u0219a nu se mai poate! Am deschis porti\u021ba de la marginea castanilor \u00eencolona\u021bi, am urmat c\u0103rarea \u00eencovoiat\u0103 \u0219i m-am postat \u00een fa\u021ba geaml\u00e2cului cu m\u00e2inile-n \u0219olduri. ,,Trupa&#8221; \u00eencepuse deja s\u0103 se <strong>anime<\/strong> cu o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u00eenainte \u0219i s\u0103 se amuze copios de-acolo, de pe \u021buguiul casei.<br \/>\n     &#8211; Tu \u0219i fetele lui Amper ce-a\u021bi r\u0103mas cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103! &#8211; tata.<br \/>\n     &#8211; N-ai curaj, Fulgeric\u0103? Stai la soare, te bronzezi, nu \u021bi-a ajuns \u0103la de la mare? se hlize\u0219te Marian.<br \/>\n     Ce le p\u0103sa? Picioarele lor de m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 aveau lipici, ale mele luciu. Da&#8217; io-s mai prost, trebuie s\u0103 stau! \u0218i-am urcat. P\u00e2\u0219, p\u00e2\u0219, mai un cui \u00een talp\u0103, mai o ag\u0103\u021bare cu degetele, mi-am dat frica pe curaj, \u00eenainte! Din ziua aceea n-a mai fost nu pot, ci se poate, trebuie!<br \/>\n      Ne pusesem \u00een plan s\u0103 decopert\u0103m, s\u0103 scoatem toat\u0103 \u0219indrila \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 dedesubt g\u0103sim un suport solid, ici-colo de retu\u0219at \u0219i \u00eenlocuit. Ne-am \u00een\u0219elat, me\u0219terul lemnar al conului Mo\u0219u de la veacul XIX dresese busuiocul cu ce avea atunci la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103priori de cire\u0219, mai degrab\u0103 cusaci, \u0219i sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 din aceea\u0219i esen\u021b\u0103, mai cur\u00e2nd furnir, \u00eengust\u0103, sub\u021bire \u0219i despicat\u0103 dup\u0103 fibra trunchiului sinusoidal, ,,<strong>antic<\/strong>&#8221;. A\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t am salvat ceea ce avea s\u0103 devin\u0103 cas\u0103 memorial\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2nd aproape intact\u0103 asteriala, am v\u00e2r\u00e2t \u00een g\u0103oacele l\u0103b\u0103r\u021bate cuiele de \u0219i\u021b\u0103, acolo unde intrau f\u0103r\u0103 mare efort sau le-am \u00eendoit \u00een situa\u021biile ,,\u00eend\u0103r\u0103tniciei&#8221; intr\u0103rii \u00een matc\u0103.<br \/>\n     Prima parte \u00eenvelit\u0103 a fost acceptabil\u0103, de bine, de r\u0103u, cu c\u00e2te-o piedic\u0103 de lemn la picior \u00eenvelitul s-a desf\u0103\u0219urat \u00een limite normale, lateralele \u00eens\u0103, dinspre vecini, Gheba-Ionescu, Chircu- Hariton, m-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 exclam: ,,<strong>Aoleu<\/strong>, cum stai tu, m\u0103, Mariane s\u0103 \u00eenchei?&#8221; Mie-mi zv\u00e2cnea <strong>aorta<\/strong>, iar el se maimu\u021b\u0103rea aproape de creast\u0103 \u00eeng\u00e2n\u00e2nd ,,tai-righi-righi-di-dai&#8221;-ul obi\u0219nuit, ca \u021biganii spoitori la joc, cu incisivii despuia\u021bi, dezveli\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la gingii sub musta\u021b\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i <strong>alipi<\/strong> t\u0103lpile goale vertiginos pe foi \u0219i-ncepu r\u0103zboinic, precum st\u0103bunii <strong>apa\u0219i<\/strong>, se transfigurase \u00een unul neao\u0219 dup\u0103 desc\u00e2ntecul t\u0103t\u0103resc, s\u0103 atace coamele. ,,Tu \u00eencheie jos!&#8221; \u00eemi zice, ,,Stai pe scar\u0103!&#8221; Devenise dintr-o dat\u0103 serios, reprezenta\u021bia lui \u00eemi demonstrase c\u0103 e nevoie de mai mult\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103 dec\u00e2t de voin\u021ba ivit\u0103 a\u0219a, la mijitul soarelui matinal. Vrei, \u00eens\u0103 e necesar s\u0103 po\u021bi. S\u0103 \u0219tii s\u0103 po\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amari unii s\u00e2mburi de migdale. \u00cei culeg de pe jos f\u0103r\u0103 teama c\u0103 domnul Mo\u0219escu sau doamna Penca ar putea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7355,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7354\/revisions\/7355"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}