{"id":7329,"date":"2018-10-31T01:15:10","date_gmt":"2018-10-30T22:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7329"},"modified":"2019-02-18T18:18:12","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T15:18:12","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7329","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alici"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     &#8211; Intra\u021bi, maic\u0103, lua\u021bi loc la mas\u0103!<br \/>\n     Ca de obicei, tata se face nev\u0103zut exact \u00eenainte de servirea bucatelor, dispare c\u00e2t ai zice ,,Are-o treab\u0103&#8230;&#8221; \u0218i avea \u00een anii aceia, regimul alimentar strict \u00eel obliga la aten\u021bie sporit\u0103 \u00een farfuria pus\u0103 la dispozi\u021bie de beneficiarul meseriei noastre. Uneori se scuza singur, alteori noi f\u0103ceam oficiul explica\u021biunii. Atunci, la \u00eentoarcere, <strong>aleg\u0103<\/strong> \u00een c\u00e2teva cuvinte motivul retragerii subite, noi pun\u00e2nd \u00eentrebarea din cap\u0103tul <strong>aleii<\/strong> \u00eenguste ce venea \u0219ont\u00e2c-\u0219ont\u00e2c de la poart\u0103, tata, \u00eenchiz\u00e2nd-o, argument\u00e2nd superior: ,,Da&#8217; ce, m\u0103, \u00eemi \u021bine\u021bi voi mie cont unde m\u0103 duc?&#8221; Eu \u0219i Cristi am r\u00e2s, \u00eens\u0103 titularului de drept pe fiecare dintre certificatele de na\u0219tere nu i-a c\u0103zut bine ilaritatea noastr\u0103 spontan\u0103, uzan\u021b\u0103 obi\u0219nuit\u0103 la al nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2telea r\u0103spuns identic, a smucit clan\u021ba \u0219i a ie\u0219it \u00eenjur\u00e2nd, la fel, a, h\u0103t, h\u0103t, mia oar\u0103. Femeia a r\u0103mas mut\u0103, propit\u0103reasa, noi am chicotit explic\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 se-ntoarce: \u00eenc\u0103 nu terminase&#8230; ,,treaba&#8221;. Nicicum c\u0103 am fi declan\u0219at a doua plecare nea\u0219teptat\u0103. Ie\u0219ise biata cu crati\u021ba afar\u0103 \u0219i cu&#8230;.<br \/>\n     &#8211; Hai, sta\u021bi jos!<br \/>\n     Ne preg\u0103tise farfurii, iar ea robotea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 aragaz. \u00cenc\u0103lzea zeama \u0219i ardeii umplu\u021bi ce avea de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 ni-i serveasc\u0103 la felul \u00eent\u00e2i. Cumin\u021bi, n-am dat iama \u00een buc\u0103\u021bile de p\u00e2ine, ne-am mai rotit ochii prin preajm\u0103. Toate vechi, de-o seam\u0103 cu d\u00e2nsa.<br \/>\n     &#8211; Hai, poft\u0103 bun\u0103!<br \/>\n     Cu greu am \u00eenghi\u021bit, cu privirea tot a\u0219a ca mai &#8216;nainte, aiurea, mai pe murul dinspre curte, mai unul la altul.<br \/>\n     &#8211; S\u0103 v\u0103 pun felul doi!<br \/>\n     &#8211; Nu mai este nevoie, zic.<br \/>\n     &#8211; Nu se poate, deja am pus \u00een tigaie la pr\u0103jit. M\u0103car c\u00e2te unul.<br \/>\n     \u0218i ia tigaia, o dezechilibreaz\u0103, r\u0103stoarn\u0103 oul \u00een aragaz, \u00eel recupereaz\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;.<br \/>\n     &#8211; Se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, maic\u0103!<br \/>\n     &#8211; Da\u021bi-mi-l mie!<br \/>\n     Cristi era deja verde. \u0218tiam c\u0103 ,,procesul&#8221; de ,,re\u0219apare&#8221; oogonic\u0103 \u00eei va produce grea\u021b\u0103, o senza\u021bie de gur\u0103 <strong>amar\u0103<\/strong>, de la fiere, urmat\u0103 la scurt timp de&#8230;. <strong>Altui<\/strong> ins nu i-ar fi cauzat nicio reac\u021bie advers\u0103, lui&#8230;. Am mul\u021bumit de pr\u00e2nz \u0219i ne-am v\u0103zut de-ale noastre. Dup\u0103 primele ciocane frate-miu a dat la ra\u021be, ,,minunatul&#8221; <strong>ardei<\/strong> ajung\u00e2nd, gra\u021bie unui spa\u021biu mai mare \u00eentre sc\u00e2ndurile din acoperi\u0219, \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2ntul din care r\u0103s\u0103rise.<br \/>\n     &#8211; ,,<strong>Amica<\/strong>&#8221; lu&#8217; tata vrea s\u0103 ne omoare!<br \/>\n     &#8211; E\u0219ti tu bleg, n-ai v\u0103zut ce <strong>albu\u021b<\/strong> era ou\u021bul dup\u0103 ce l-a cules de pe aragaz? Deliciu! \u0219i fac semnul satisfac\u021biei depline execut\u00e2nd m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri pe p\u00e2ntec.<br \/>\n      Nu eram nici eu departe de-un v\u0103rs\u0103m\u00e2nt, nu spectacolul prestidigita\u021biei nereu\u0219ite \u00eemi d\u0103dea senza\u021bii ciudate \u0219i forfoteli la ma\u021be, ci <strong>amara<\/strong> crust\u0103 de albu\u0219 ars \u00een combina\u021bie cu coaja ardeiului. Dac\u0103 nu le aliam cu o eugenie m-a\u0219 fi pomenit ca \u0219i Cristi, c-un pr\u00e2nz&#8230;. 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