{"id":7322,"date":"2018-10-27T23:05:44","date_gmt":"2018-10-27T20:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7322"},"modified":"2019-02-18T18:18:12","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T15:18:12","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-albui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7322","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Albui"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     &#8211; Alin\u0103, vezi, f\u0103, sub clo\u021b\u0103 mai e vreun ou?<br \/>\n     <strong>Albea<\/strong> lumea-nainte cu rost, se trezea din prostia tinere\u021bii \u0219i f\u0103cea treaba calm \u0219i cu minte. Unde naiba s\u0103 te mai gr\u0103be\u0219ti?<br \/>\n     Ne-am ales de pe Sava Ro\u0219escu cu o bucat\u0103 de cupru numai bun\u0103 pentr-un letcon. Eram \u00eentr-o lips\u0103 de zile mari. Cu cerere. C\u0103-n ograda omului g\u0103se\u0219ti \u0219i ce nu-\u0219i mai aduce aminte. Prin pod cu nemiluita. Dar n-a fost cazul, era inexistent, \u00eentre p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 nimic \u00een afara unui aer dospit, \u00eemb\u00e2csit de mucegaiuri \u0219i alte mirosuri, po\u021bi <strong>ame\u021bi<\/strong> de la prima gur\u0103 de aer dac\u0103 nu ie\u0219i rapid \u0219i-n acela\u0219i timp nu elimini <strong>alena<\/strong> otr\u0103vit\u0103, \u021bi se pune ca o <strong>alun\u0103<\/strong>-n g\u00e2t &#8211; chit c\u0103-n dosul cur\u021bii, aproape de <strong>albia<\/strong> r\u0103ului, cre\u0219teau dintr-un singur trunchi doi <strong>aluni<\/strong> fra\u021bi din care-am degustat vreo dou\u0103 <strong>alune<\/strong> abia mijite-n miez, <strong>amare<\/strong> &#8211; te apuc\u0103 imediat o serie \u00eentreag\u0103 de <strong>algii<\/strong> din pl\u0103m\u00e2n p\u00e2n\u0103-n uvul\u0103. Magazii b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti, pline de ciorcioboate, gata s\u0103 se r\u0103stoarne pe-o r\u00e2n\u0103, noroc de zidirile vecine, casele sunt \u00eencuscrite din pricina locurilor str\u00e2mte c\u0103p\u0103tate, probabil, de la prim\u0103rie odinioar\u0103 ori separate la mo\u0219tenire, clien\u021bii no\u0219tri aleg\u00e2ndu-se cu partea din spate. St\u00e2nd \u0219i scocotind ochiometric alte propriet\u0103\u021bi \u00een\u0219irate de-a lungul acestei str\u0103zi, c\u00e2ndva cu fason de semibulevard &#8211; megie\u0219ii de pe o parte trebuie s\u0103 strige destul de tare c\u0103tre cealalt\u0103 spre a se face \u00een\u021bele\u0219i; castanii \u0219i platanii planta\u021bi pe trotuare \u00eent\u0103resc ipoteza mea &#8211; m\u0103 \u00eencred \u00een ultima afirma\u021bie, fiindc\u0103 aproape tuturor caselor li se <strong>aloca<\/strong> un teren generos, mai mare de cum a g\u00e2ndit administra\u021bia local\u0103 concesionarea terenurilor pentru locuin\u021be dup\u0103 &#8217;89, azi se <strong>aloc\u0103<\/strong> celebrii 300 de metri p\u0103tra\u021bi, din care se cere expres prin hot\u0103r\u00e2re de consiliu sau lege na\u021bional\u0103 a se ocupa cu ziduri o suprafa\u021b\u0103 egal\u0103 cu aproape jum\u0103tate din \u00eentreg.<br \/>\n     O ruin\u0103 c\u0103reia a trebuit s\u0103-i retu\u0219\u0103m ,,podoaba capilar\u0103&#8221;, dup\u0103 o solu\u021bie salvatoare: repara\u021bii de lemn doar unde erau necesare, tabl\u0103 de doi metri fasonat\u0103, uns\u0103 cu past\u0103 de oxid de zinc la toate capetele. La final un jgheab c\u00e2t s\u0103 se str\u00e2ng\u0103 prin butoaie ap\u0103 de ploaie pentru sp\u0103latul clasic de rufe cu&#8230;. S\u0103pun de cas\u0103, anticul, unicul cur\u0103\u021b\u0103tor de&#8230;. Nimic. De c\u00e2te ori am \u00eencercat s\u0103 scot fa\u021b\u0103 curat\u0103 m\u00e2inilor cu le\u0219ia calup, fiart\u0103 la ceaun, de tot at\u00e2tea ori am r\u0103mas aproape la fel de murdar. A\u0219a ne-am prezentat la mas\u0103, la rug\u0103min\u021bile gazdei, la ne\u00eempotrivirea noastr\u0103 cum ne mai intrase-n obicei, sper\u00e2nd la un pr\u00e2nz lini\u0219titor la ma\u021be. Buc\u0103t\u0103rie&#8230; veche, cu vestitul <strong>almar<\/strong> verde din comer\u021b, cu carpet\u0103 pe un perete, de unde o <strong>almee<\/strong> ne tot f\u0103cea semne&#8230;. Nu \u00eentrebi ce \u021bi se preg\u0103te\u0219te de m\u00e2ncare, ar fi o indiscre\u021bie prea mare, nici dac\u0103 acel ceva din farfurie se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 oarecum \u00een previziunile tale, \u0219ti\u021bi voi, ciorb\u0103 \u0219i felul doi. La unii lucrurile sunt anapoda, \u00ee\u021bi servesc un ardei umplut cu zeam\u0103 ca pe \u00eent\u00e2iul \u0219i sarmalele, nelipsitele umplute pentru meseria\u0219i, deh, cost\u0103 mai pu\u021bin \u0219i-s mai multe, la final. Cu pu\u021bin\u0103 \u0219ans\u0103 te cape\u021bi \u0219i c-o felie de cozonac la desert.<br \/>\n      La vederea s\u0103punului m-am resemnat, apa din butoi era verde, i-am f\u0103cut v\u00e2nt \u00eentr-o parte <strong>algei<\/strong> ce plutea nestingherit\u0103, am introdus palmele o secund\u0103, le-am frecat doar pentru scurgerea prafului \u00eenmuiat, mi-am f\u0103cut din poalele tricoului prosop \u0219i-am intrat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Alin\u0103, vezi, f\u0103, sub clo\u021b\u0103 mai e vreun ou? 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