{"id":7311,"date":"2018-10-23T23:19:50","date_gmt":"2018-10-23T20:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7311"},"modified":"2019-02-18T18:18:13","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T15:18:13","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ailor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7311","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ailor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Tot n-am priceput ce-i cu aste <strong>agone<\/strong>, declina\u021bii, \u00eenclina\u021bii de ac de busol\u0103 \u00een raport cu axa nord-sud. M-a\u0219 fi l\u0103murit la o discu\u021bie cu domnul Teodorescu, proful de geografie din general\u0103. Pardon, gimnaziu.<br \/>\n     Inclusiv d\u00e2nsului trebuia s\u0103-i calc b\u0103t\u0103tura pentru o repara\u021bie, o \u00eenlocuire de zincat\u0103, dar am ratat ocazia. Cum des se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 de-un an \u00eencoace. S\u0103 nu m\u0103 chestiona\u021bi nici de numele tuturor str\u0103zilor, rar se-nfig \u00een cap, din \u00eencreng\u0103turile cartierului \u00een care-i locuitor nu numai dasc\u0103lul responsabil cu orientarea \u00een lume, sol \u0219i subsol, ci \u0219i cea de istorie, madam Ceau\u0219u, doar Intrarea Dacia a r\u0103mas. Sau Daciei. S-a sedimentat pentru pomina unui mo\u0219, \u00eens\u0103 mai ales a unei babe ce s-a &#8211; s-au \u021binut scai s\u0103 le dregem un horn, un geaml\u00e2c \u0219i niscai burlane \u0219i jgheaburi noi la o buc\u0103t\u0103rioar\u0103 de var\u0103. \u00cen plus unicitatea \u00eencadraturii cadastrale \u00een R\u00e2mnic, a&#8230;, s\u0103-i zic fund\u0103turii sau pia\u021betei mai cur\u00e2nd, a ei \u0219i a urm\u0103toarei, cu <strong>aluri<\/strong> de forma literei ,,P&#8221;.<br \/>\n      Mo\u0219ulicii ciuda\u021bi. C\u00e2\u021bi dintre ei. Clien\u021bii. A\u0219 umple-o list\u0103 cu cel pu\u021bin 50. Nu departe de cartierul \u021aigarete, \u00eel intitulez dup\u0103 vechea denumire \u00een lipsa actualului uitat, se \u00eentinde cea mai lung\u0103 dintre str\u0103zile urbei, Matei Basarab, except\u00e2nd \u0219oseaua european\u0103 prepus\u0103 bulevardul Unirii. Acolo, pe la jum\u0103tate, se ad\u0103postea o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 \u00eentr-una dintre rarele locuin\u021be de secol 21 cu cerdac, coco\u021bat\u0103 pe c\u00e2teva trepte, una asem\u0103n\u0103toare a supravie\u021buit pe Amurgului, dar st\u0103 ascuns\u0103 \u00een spatele unui zid de bol\u021bari \u0219i a unei por\u021bi imense, c\u0103reia-i mai vizitam curtea ho\u021be\u0219te dup\u0103 c\u00e2te-o minge obraznic\u0103 de-i mai s\u0103rea gardul, printre l\u0103cr\u0103mioare \u0219i <strong>ament<\/strong> \u0219i doar o dat\u0103 interiorul, pironit locului \u00een camera anticei domni\u0219oare, ptiu, numele&#8230;, a, Marioara!, cu ochii \u00een pianina cu ,,<strong>al\u0103mi<\/strong>&#8221; pe capacul din fa\u021b\u0103 pentru lum\u00e2n\u0103rile concertelor de sear\u0103. Pe c\u00e2nd vecina era ca un urs \u00een toate cele, \u00eencoto\u0219m\u0103nat\u0103 cu montoane, mai pu\u021bin vara c\u00e2nd cel mai mare exces de despuiere era o c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 de noapte f\u0103r\u0103 m\u00e2neci, cu gr\u0103simile at\u00e2rn\u00e2nd de humerus \u0219i radius, b\u0103tr\u00e2nica matei-basarab\u0219tean\u0103 era un \u021b\u00e2r, cu glas ascu\u021bit, cu cine s\u0103 zic c\u0103 se aseam\u0103n\u0103, gata, \u0219tiu!, cu cer\u0219etoarea de la biseric\u0103, a mai tineric\u0103 de cere-o le\u021bcaie &#8211; mi-a zis \u00eentr-o zi: ,,Ho\u021bule, tu ai bani!&#8221; \u0219i v\u0103 jur c\u0103 eram lefter. Dou\u0103 zile a durat lucrarea. Tabl\u0103 nou\u0103. Cu chiu \u0219i vai am convins-o s\u0103 cumpere cuie de \u0219apte, singura solu\u021bie pentru un suport dur \u00eenvelitorii, din a c\u0103rei structur\u0103 doar \u0219arpanta putea, cu indulgen\u021b\u0103, fi acceptabil\u0103, sc\u00e2ndura, dac\u0103 se mai putea numi a\u0219a, ajunsese s\u0103 m\u0103soare, de at\u00e2ta vechime, doar un centrimetru, tare ca st\u00e2nca, elastic\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 cr\u0103pat\u0103, aproape imposibil de fixat pe c\u0103priori, casant\u0103 &#8211; nu mi-am sc\u0103pat piciorul \u0219i mi-am belit bun\u0103tate de maleol\u0103, genunchi \u0219i inghinal? La un pr\u00e2nz, cu toate c\u0103 refuzasem ospitalitatea, ne-a servit pe verand\u0103. Grijulii cu v\u00e2rsta am dat o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor la farfurii, m\u00e2inile-i cam tremurau \u0219i n-am vrut s\u0103 p\u0103\u021bim ca \u00een alt caz, de istorisit pe viitor. \u00cen\u0103untru, un ins, mai de-un 55 de ani, ,,tinerel&#8221;. \u00cemi face semne Cristi. Dup\u0103 mas\u0103: ,,Auzi, \u0219tii unde m-am g\u0103sit cu baba? La ginecolog! \u00cei spunea nevesti-mii c\u0103 nu mai poate! \u0102la din buc\u0103t\u0103rie i-o fi <strong>amant<\/strong>.&#8221; ,,Te-ai \u021bicnit? \u0102\u0219tia doi, <strong>ambii<\/strong>&#8230;?&#8221; ,,Da, m\u0103!&#8221; Am turnat cruci de la \u0219apc\u0103 spre tricou. ,,A-nnebunit omenirea! Profanare de cadavre, bre!&#8221; Am terminat de acoperit, de \u00eencheiat, de str\u00e2ns fal\u021bul pe \u0219or\u021b, opera\u021biune de cel pu\u021bin o or\u0103, s\u0103 tot plimbi scara \u0219i s\u0103 urci la cucuiata din deal e la fel de solicitant ca \u0219i cum te-ai aventura <strong>alpin<\/strong> pe vreo creast\u0103. Tata cu urarea de final &#8211; ,,S-o st\u0103p\u00e2ni\u021bi s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i!&#8221; &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 realizeze c\u0103 f\u0103cuse \u0219i-o aluzie, am chicotit doar noi; noi &#8211; str\u00e2ns de scule \u0219i recuperat de cuie, o parte le folosisem din ale noastre; b\u0103bu\u021ba, cu acute vulpe\u0219ti &#8211; ,,S\u0103 mai iau \u0219i eu vreo c\u00e2teva&#8230;&#8221;; Eu, dup\u0103 o rapace apuc\u0103tur\u0103 a ei &#8211; ,,\u021ai-ajunge!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tot n-am priceput ce-i cu aste agone, declina\u021bii, \u00eenclina\u021bii de ac de busol\u0103 \u00een raport cu axa nord-sud. M-a\u0219 fi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7312,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7311\/revisions\/7312"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}