{"id":7296,"date":"2018-10-18T00:03:08","date_gmt":"2018-10-17T21:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7296"},"modified":"2018-10-18T00:04:38","modified_gmt":"2018-10-17T21:04:38","slug":"cotetul-metafore-craciun-fara-basescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7296","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Cr\u0103ciun f\u0103r\u0103 B\u0103sescu"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Doamne, cum trecut-au anii
\n\u0218i-am tr\u0103it s-o v\u0103d \u0219i pe-asta!
\nPl\u00e2ng dup\u0103 B\u0103sescu fanii
\nA c\u0103zut pe ei n\u0103pasta.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 zece ani de ,,domnie\u201d
\n\u0218i de multe zile-amare,
\nSe duce \u00een haiducie
\nS-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat minune mare!<\/p>\n

De m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi pe mine,
\nO p\u0103rere s\u0103 v\u0103 spun,
\nS\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 n-am ,,tr\u0103it bine\u201d
\nV\u0103 spui drept, doar nu-s nebun!<\/p>\n

Doamne, cum s-a nimerit
\nS\u0103-\u0219i \u00eencheie el mandatul
\nOare Tu ne-ai auzit?
\nPleac\u0103 chelul, vine neam\u021bul!<\/p>\n

Acum s\u0103 achite nota
\nPentru tot ce-a comandat.
\nDin ce-a luat pe toat\u0103 flota
\nP\u0103m\u00e2nt la Nana \u0219i-a luat.<\/p>\n

,,Am trecut \u021bara prin criz\u0103!\u201d
\nZicea B\u0103se cu emfaz\u0103
\nNoi om fi fost sco\u0219i din priz\u0103?
\nN-am v\u0103zut, n-am fost pe… faz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cum spuneam, l-or pl\u00e2nge fanii
\nCum l-a pl\u00e2ns \u0219i el pe Stolo,
\nDup\u0103 ce-or mai trece anii,
\nMai r\u0103m\u00e2n doi-trei acolo…<\/p>\n

C\u00e2t a fost el \u00een serviciu,
\nS-a \u00eenc\u0103ierat cu to\u021bi…
\nVoiculescu \u0219i Patriciu…
\nS\u0103-i \u021bii minte nici nu po\u021bi!<\/p>\n

,,Antena 3 e aici?\u201d
\nZicea el la suspendare
\nAcuma ce s\u0103 mai zici?
\nEste \u0219i la pensionare!<\/p>\n

\u0102\u0219tia chiar au o problem\u0103,
\nPersonal\u0103, ce-i vizeaz\u0103
\nF\u0103r\u0103 B\u0103se, e-o dilem\u0103:
\nTac sau se desfiin\u021beaz\u0103!<\/p>\n

O-ntrebare v\u0103 pun iar:
\nR\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 imunitate,
\nSe d\u0103 drumul la dosar?
\nA\u0219a… \u00een spirit de dreptate!…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 a\u0219a umbl\u0103 un zvon,
\nC\u0103-l bag\u0103 la pu\u0219c\u0103rie
\n\u0218i-i fac un dosar… beton
\nPentru-ntreaga m\u0103g\u0103rie!<\/p>\n

A\u0219a-i la noi, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia,
\nC\u00e2t o ai, e\u0219ti \u0219mecher, frate!
\nDar s-a terminat \u0219mecheria
\nC\u00e2nd nu mai ai… imunitate.<\/p>\n

Dar ce-o face cu Elena?
\nAici chiar c\u0103-i pl\u00e2ng de mil\u0103
\nI-a promis c\u0103-i d\u0103… Selena,
\n\u0218i-a ajuns s\u0103-i fac\u0103 sil\u0103!<\/p>\n

Tocmai ea, cea mai aleas\u0103,
\nA r\u0103mas pe dinafar\u0103
\n\u0218i-a luat o mare plas\u0103
\nCred c-o s\u0103 plece din \u021bar\u0103! <\/p>\n

C\u00e2t a pl\u00e2ns ea \u0219i-a luptat,
\nPe B\u0103se s\u0103-l satisfac\u0103
\nPe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el s-a gudurat,
\nTot ce-i face ea s\u0103-i plac\u0103…<\/p>\n

I-a \u00eentins covorul ro\u0219u
\nLa birou, \u00een Modrogan
\nSper\u00e2nd s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 Mo\u0219u
\nPe B\u0103se \u00eentr-un Logan…<\/p>\n

Dar n-a c\u00e2\u0219tigat nimica
\nDin at\u00e2ta v\u00e2nzoleal\u0103
\nA pierdut-o \u0219i pe Bica,
\nPrietena de… \u0219men\u0103real\u0103.<\/p>\n

A\u0219adar \u0219i prin urmare,
\nCam asta e ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne:
\nJur\u0103m\u00e2nt la instalare,
\n\u0218i-un ,,De\u0219teapt\u0103-te rom\u00e2ne!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cr\u0103ciun f\u0103r\u0103 B\u0103sescu Doamne, cum trecut-au anii \u0218i-am tr\u0103it s-o v\u0103d \u0219i pe-asta! Pl\u00e2ng dup\u0103 B\u0103sescu fanii A c\u0103zut pe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7297,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7296\/revisions\/7297"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}