{"id":7288,"date":"2018-10-14T22:41:32","date_gmt":"2018-10-14T19:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7288"},"modified":"2018-10-14T22:44:28","modified_gmt":"2018-10-14T19:44:28","slug":"cotetul-metafore-cosmarul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7288","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Co\u0219marul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nCo\u0219marul<\/p>\n<p>Am avut un vis sinistru<br \/>\nC\u0103 B\u0103sescu-i prim ministru!<br \/>\n\u0218i m-am trezit brusc din somn<br \/>\nCu g\u00e2ndul la acest&#8230; domn.<\/p>\n<p>Cum eram eu singur-cuc<br \/>\nM-am repezit pe Facebook<br \/>\nS\u0103 v\u0103d de-i adev\u0103rat<br \/>\nTot ce tocmai am visat.<\/p>\n<p>L-am v\u0103zut, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r<br \/>\nIar, pe omul f\u0103r\u0103 p\u0103r<br \/>\nCe, la un micu\u021b congres<br \/>\nA fost iar\u0103\u0219i reales.<\/p>\n<p>Reales iar pre\u0219edinte?<br \/>\n\u0102ia chiar c\u0103 nu au minte!<br \/>\nDar ce \u0219tiu eu? Ce m\u0103 bag,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 lor le este drag?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i a\u0219a, trezit din somn,<br \/>\nCu g\u00e2ndul la acest domn<br \/>\nMi-am dat seama, \u00eentr-o doar\u0103,<br \/>\nCe lipsea-n aceast\u0103 \u021bar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Precum lui Traian tichia,<br \/>\nCe lipsea \u00een Rom\u00e2nia,<br \/>\nO surprinz\u0103toare \u021bar\u0103,<br \/>\nE Mi\u0219carea Popular\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Asta-i tot ce ne lipsea<br \/>\nZic eu, dup\u0103 mintea mea<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u00een rest, avem de toate<br \/>\n\u0218i&#8230; din fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i&#8230; din spate!<\/p>\n<p>Iar de-at\u00e2ta nemi\u0219care<br \/>\nSuntem, care mai de care<br \/>\nCaractere, inimi tari,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 foarte&#8230; sedentari!<\/p>\n<p>Uite de-aia-i necesar<br \/>\nUn partid parlamentar<br \/>\n\u00cen care, cu mic cu mare<br \/>\nO s\u0103 fac\u0103 to\u021bi mi\u0219care!<\/p>\n<p>O mi\u0219care brownian\u0103<br \/>\n\u00centr-o \u021bar\u0103 kafkian\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i unde to\u021bi sunt haimanale<br \/>\nCa-n vremea lui Caragiale!<\/p>\n<p>Iar cu Traian prim-ministru<br \/>\nDe va fi, va fi sinistru<br \/>\nC\u0103-n loc s\u0103 ne ,,de\u0219tept\u0103m\u201d,<br \/>\nMai departe dormit\u0103m&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Co\u0219marul Am avut un vis sinistru C\u0103 B\u0103sescu-i prim ministru! \u0218i m-am trezit brusc din somn Cu g\u00e2ndul la acest&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7288"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7289,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7288\/revisions\/7289"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}