{"id":7285,"date":"2018-10-14T22:20:41","date_gmt":"2018-10-14T19:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7285"},"modified":"2018-10-14T22:53:30","modified_gmt":"2018-10-14T19:53:30","slug":"spatii-culturale-60-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7285","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 60 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7286 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7286\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n         Doar ce-am ie\u0219it din toamn\u0103-var\u0103, cumva atipic pentru cei \u00eenc\u0103 neobi\u0219nui\u021bi cu dou\u0103 anotimpuri, \u00een loc de patru (de, str\u0103mo\u0219ii no\u0219tri erau temperat-continentali, dar vremurile alunec\u0103 spre exotic\/ecuatorial \u0219i ar trebui s\u0103 ne adapt\u0103m). Mai \u00eenflore\u0219te c\u00e2te un m\u0103r, mai suspin\u0103 c\u00e2te un piersic ori cais \u00een col\u021b pr\u0103fuit de gr\u0103din\u0103, p\u0103s\u0103rile c\u0103l\u0103toare nu se prea \u00eenghesuiesc la trecut frontiera spre alte m\u0103ri \u0219i \u021b\u0103ri, dar a \u00eenceput \u0219coala \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea-i fericit\u0103, \u00een ghiozdane &#8211; numai manuale noi-nou\u021be, impecabil editate \u0219i r\u0103scorectate de exper\u021bii din editura unic\u0103 \u0219i didactic\u0103. S-a uitat de scandalul de la \u00eenceput de septembrie, cel cu inima \u00een dreapta \u0219i ficatul \u00een st\u00e2nga (potrivit manualukui de biologie de clasa a VI-a), precum \u0219i cel cu Turnu-M\u0103gurele a\u0219ezat geografic (tot pentru clasa a VI-a) \u00een locul ora\u0219ului Drobeta Turnu Severin; s-au amnistiat to\u021bi uciga\u0219ii de carte, li s-au iertat lor gre\u0219elile cre\u0219tine\u0219te \u0219i penal, iar la anul, ca s\u0103 nu mai fie probleme, se va renun\u021ba, prin ordonan\u021b\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103 la clasa a VI-a, deoarece cauzeaz\u0103 probleme de imagine, este inutil\u0103 \u00een evolu\u021bia cet\u0103\u021beanului de la statutul de simplu cet\u0103\u021bean la cel de parlamentar \u0219i consum\u0103 inutil fonduri de la buget. Care buget e ca m\u0103tasea de sub\u021bire \u0219i tot ca de de alunecos \u0219i numai ape-ape, c\u00e2nd \u00een negru, c\u00e2nd \u00een roz-bonbon, spre marea admira\u021bie a pictorilor de mahala politic\u0103.<br \/>\n     Da, a venit toamna, iar pe deasupra t\u00e2rgului plute\u0219te o mireasm\u0103 de ardei cop\u021bi, vinete \u0219i cine mai \u0219tie c\u00e2te \u0219i minunate (ca pre\u021b!) ingrediente pentru zacusc\u0103 \u0219i alte preparate vegetariene, fiindc\u0103 e bine s\u0103 ai un regim de via\u021b\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tos, f\u0103r\u0103 carne, dup\u0103 cum spun medicii r\u0103ma\u0219i \u00een patrie \u0219i \u0219tiristele slabe-moarte \u0219i cu picioarele p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t, de la diversele canale Tv. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, noatalgic, se mai simte un parfum de jum\u0103ri, semn c\u0103, pe undeva, prin suburbiile suspecte \u00eenc\u0103 de pest\u0103 african\u0103, se taie \u0219i se pun la p\u0103strare \u0219i cei c\u00e2\u021biva porci r\u0103ma\u0219i \u00een via\u021b\u0103, dup\u0103 epidemia care-a f\u0103cut vegetarian\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia. E bine totu\u0219i, ne vin din vest \u0219i mai ales est surogate, mass-media e plin\u0103 de anun\u021buri cum c\u0103 se deschid noi fabrici de producere a c\u0103rnii prin clonare, din respect pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea mediului \u0219i ca masur\u0103 a \u00eenc\u0103lzirii globale. O vecin\u0103 mi-a m\u0103rturisit c\u0103 are \u00een lucru un plan complex de artificializare a hranei, dar, cum o cheam\u0103 Viorica, \u00eemi aminte\u0219te de prim\u0103var\u0103, de \u0219tevioar\u0103 \u0219i urzici \u0219i n-am \u00eencredere \u00een ceea ce spune \u0219i vrea ea s\u0103 fac\u0103. C\u00e2nd mi-a m\u0103rturisit c\u0103 va scoate lapte din l\u0103ptuci, ca s\u0103 \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103, \u00een mod bio, laptele \u0219i cornul expirate prin \u0219coli \u0219i mi-am dat seama c\u0103 e din opozi\u021bie \u0219i c\u0103 are nevoie de \u0219ocuri \u0219i tratament cu gaze, fie la domiciliu, fie \u00een pia\u021b\u0103, dup\u0103 necesit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i posibilit\u0103\u021bi.<br \/>\n      C\u0103 tot veni vorba de pia\u021b\u0103, ce culori, ce produse, ce amestec pestri\u021b de Occident \u0219i Orient, ce spectacol autumnal! Prune \u00een mormane, struguri cu albine \u0219i viespi roind deasupra, b\u0103l\u021bi mici \u0219i greu de identificat, \u00een care piciorul, dac\u0103 nu alunec\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2ne lipit, mere (\u0219i autohtone, \u0219i din import, dup\u0103 gust \u0219i buzunar), l\u0103m\u00e2i \u0219i portocale sfarogite, banane, piersici (din cele pe care le \u021bii \u00een fereastr\u0103, toat\u0103 iarna, ca pe gutui, put\u00e2nd s\u0103 le consumi \u0219i dup\u0103 un an, \u0219i dup\u0103 trei), saco\u0219e din p\u00e2nz\u0103, rafie sau imita\u021bie din piele, toate bio (cele din plastic se duc, pe r\u00e2nd, pe r\u00e2nd, zarea lumii \u00eentunec\u00e2nd, mai ceva ca r\u00e2ndunelele), castrave\u021bi din Turcia, ro\u0219ii \u0219i c\u0103p\u0219uni din Spania, pepeni de D\u0103buleni, cartofi de D\u0103buleni, mi-a\u0219 dori \u0219i cire\u0219e ori vi\u0219ine de D\u0103buleni (dar m\u0103 bate g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 s-ar exagera cu reclama mincinoas\u0103, c\u0103ci, oric\u00e2t de minunat\u0103 ar fi aceast\u0103 localitate, mai minunat\u0103 chiar dec\u00e2t R\u00e2mnicul, oric\u00e2t de experimenta\u021bi agricultorii ei, nu cred s\u0103 poat\u0103 convinge vi\u0219inii \u0219i cire\u0219ii s\u0103 rodeasc\u0103 toamna; doar cine \u0219tie, poate prin vreo ordonan\u021b\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103 sau \u00een clopo\u021beala de la M\u00e2ntuireia miliardar\u0103 a neamului). \u00cen gr\u0103mezi umede, flori multicolore, ochiul-boului (scuza\u021bi denumirea popular\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu m\u0103 suspecta\u021bi de exprimare aluziv\u0103, c\u0103 nu-i cazul), pu\u021bine crizanteme (de prea mult\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103, au uitat c\u0103 e toamn\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eenfloreasc\u0103), trandafiri, c\u00e2t mai mul\u021bi trandafiri (sunt \u00een trend cei ro\u0219ii sau m\u0103car \u00een nuan\u021be apropiate), busuioc (e bun pentru pomeni \u0219i pentru sfin\u021birea caselor, dup\u0103 cum spun b\u0103tr\u00e2nii r\u0103ma\u0219i \u00een ele), funii de usturoi aling\u0103tor de vampiri, beri-beri \u0219i alte anomalii turistice \u0219i medical\u0103, v\u00e2j\u00e2itori, pocnitori, fluiere de tabl\u0103, c\u00e2te o mori\u0219c\u0103 cu efect temporar asupra mi\u0219telor, ciorapi din l\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i din bumbac, fesuri colorate, funduri de lemn, r\u0103z\u0103toare de c\u0103lc\u00e2ie, iconi\u021be cu Arsenie Boca (v\u00e2ndute pe sub m\u00e2n\u0103, dup\u0103 ce Prislopul a pierdut marca \u00eenregistrat\u0103, ,,proprietari&#8221; fiind acum de doi evangheli\u0219ti ori fr\u0103\u021biori ai lui Iehova &#8211; cui \u00eei pas\u0103, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t nu sunt ortodoc\u0219i?), nuci la kilogram, gata cojite \u0219i r\u00e2ncezite, pentru colivele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nale, varz\u0103 (da, \u0219i de Bruxelles, \u0219i cei cu asta?)&#8221; c\u0103z\u0103nele de tuci pentru magiun, leit-poleit c\u00e2te un alambic pentru \u021buic\u0103, ardei gogo\u0219ari, flori nemuritoare, lev\u0103n\u021bic\u0103 pentru molii \u0219i tratarea nervilor de toamn\u0103, ierburi medicinale uscate, borc\u0103nele cu tocan\u0103 bio, melestee, linguri de lemn, farfurii de por\u021belan care imit\u0103 plasticul sau invers, magne\u021bi de frigider din China, lac\u0103te a\u0219ijderea, iar trandafiri, iar ochiul-boului, toamn\u0103 frumoas\u0103 mon\u0219er?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doar ce-am ie\u0219it din toamn\u0103-var\u0103, cumva atipic pentru cei \u00eenc\u0103 neobi\u0219nui\u021bi cu dou\u0103 anotimpuri, \u00een loc de patru (de, str\u0103mo\u0219ii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":7286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7287,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7285\/revisions\/7287"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}