{"id":7267,"date":"2018-10-09T23:11:33","date_gmt":"2018-10-09T20:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7267"},"modified":"2018-10-10T23:22:53","modified_gmt":"2018-10-10T20:22:53","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ahtie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7267","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ahtie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Cum ,,<strong>af\u00e2na<\/strong>&#8221; angajatorul nostru stupii de albine, mai rar.<br \/>\n    Urm\u0103rindu-l \u00een treac\u0103t, tot venind \u0219i plec\u00e2nd pe <strong>aleea<\/strong> ce urm\u0103rea conturul casei, m-a str\u0103fulgerat ideea c\u0103 aplecarea c\u0103tre albin\u0103rit i se datoreaz\u0103 domnului Gagiu de la \u0218coala general\u0103 nr. 1. Infirmat\u0103 intrinsec imediat, apartenen\u021ba ei la arealul \u0219col\u0103resc r\u00e2mnicean era nul\u0103 \u00een memoria mea. La prima vedere, dup\u0103 turul de recunoa\u0219tere, p\u0103rerea a fost c\u0103 nu termin\u0103m lucrarea lesne \u0219i sigur \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 zi. Constructorii \u00eempreun\u0103 cu st\u0103p\u00e2nul puseser\u0103 odinioar\u0103 g\u00e2nd mare locuin\u021bei: ,,Aci holul, dincolo camera mare, dou\u0103 de dormit, o odaie c\u0103mar\u0103. S\u0103 fie cum are nea&#8230; de vizavi de Sfatul popular, cu mai multe ape, da&#8217; mai la mijlocul cur\u021bii.&#8221; St\u0103ruin\u021ba me\u0219terului pentru funda\u021bie pe-un platou mai spre drum a fost zadarnic\u0103 se vede, nu <strong>alegi<\/strong> tu, meseria\u0219, de cele mai multe cum se fac cele ale caselor. Se puse, deci, a <strong>aleza<\/strong> inegal p\u0103m\u00e2ntul afurisit de tare, piatr\u0103, pentru un ciment durabil pe movili\u021ba din centrul terenului, \u00eembucat cu dou\u0103, trei s\u00e2rme \u0219i bolovani. ,,O mie de ani \u021bine!&#8221; \u021ai-ai g\u0103sit la munte rezisten\u021b\u0103, dac\u0103 nu-nconjuri \u0219an\u021burile cu o\u021bel zdrav\u0103n crap\u0103 betonul dup\u0103 r\u0103p\u0103ieli \u0219i c\u0103deri moc\u0103ne\u0219ti de ap\u0103 numa&#8217;, numa&#8217;. Am constatat imediat, chiar dac\u0103-n fuga prim\u0103 a pasului, altfel nu s-ar fi dezghiocat \u021boclul pe orizontal\u0103 \u0219i n-ar fi avut at\u00e2tea fisuri pe vertical\u0103 ascunse de numeroasele repara\u021bii. Ceea ce urma s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 nou\u0103 montajul de jgheaburi mai dificil. C\u00e2nd am mai v\u0103zut \u0219i sfertul de cerc feliat \u00een \u0219ase p\u0103r\u021bi mi-a pierit cheful de orice. ,,\u0218i pe-astea le schimb\u0103m, tat\u0103?&#8221;, ,,Vedem ce-ajunge.&#8221; El \u00eensu\u0219i era oarecum derutat, din prim\u0103var\u0103, c\u00e2nd efectuase m\u0103sur\u0103torile, chiar cu schi\u021ba \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 nu mai putea spune cu certitudine ce avem de \u00eenlocuit. Dac\u0103 n-am spus ce rol avur\u0103m s\u0103 ne tot \u00eenv\u00e2rtim \u00een cercul circumscris locuin\u021bei se datoreaz\u0103 ame\u021belii dup\u0103 trei ocoluri bezmetice \u0219i c\u00e2teva panorame luate dintre plauri, <strong>alior<\/strong>, mu\u0219uroaie de cartofi smul\u0219i de la s\u00e2nul mamei Terra \u0219i iarb\u0103 din toate punctele cardinale. Uluce \u0219i ciuciure. C\u0103 f\u0103r&#8217; de ele apa sap\u0103 la r\u0103d\u0103cina casei p\u00e2n\u0103 o scufund\u0103. Prospec\u021bie ulterioar\u0103 <strong>alene<\/strong>, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai <strong>alerg<\/strong>. ,,Deci, care unde?&#8221; Colo, dincoace&#8230;. Spatele, c\u0103-i mai pu\u021bin \u00eenalt, laterala dinspre deal, buc\u0103t\u0103ria de var\u0103, separat\u0103 \u0219i la urm\u0103 la&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Patria albinelor, stupii, calme c\u00e2t soarele nu le dezmor\u021be\u0219te interesele neb\u0103nuite, viespoase dac\u0103 le strici pl\u0103cerea de-a-\u0219i \u00eenmuia ,,cozile&#8221; \u00een r\u0103\u0219inoase. Perverse. Un zumzet \u00een plus n-au scos c\u00e2nd le-am dat t\u00e2rcoale la c\u00e2\u021biva centimetri de habitat. Afurisite. Nu le era suficient abandonul de ac, te urm\u0103reau cu zecile de metri cu g\u00e2nd psihotic de-a\u021bi g\u0103uri \u0219i alte p\u0103r\u021bi ale capului, de parc\u0103 nu consumaser\u0103 ac de brad, ci <strong>aldan<\/strong>. Pe Cristi \u0219i-au f\u0103cut practica \u00een materie de insisten\u021b\u0103, i-au perforat lobul urechii st\u00e2ngi, a devenit la chip instantaneu <strong>albe\u021b<\/strong>, pavilionul ro\u0219u-s\u00e2ngeriu, tare st\u00e2nc\u0103, dar numai c\u00e2teva minute, extrac\u021bia chirurghical\u0103 imediat\u0103 l-a salvat de la umfl\u0103tur\u0103 ustur\u0103toare pentru c\u00e2teva zile. Pe mine examenul, o alta m-a urm\u0103rit zece minute \u00een timp ce f\u0103ceam curse de cros cu obstacole flutur\u00e2nd continuu un prosop \u00eemprejurul celui mai de pre\u021b bun: c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2na. Cu chiuiturile din dotare puteam fi luat drept soacr\u0103 la jucatul darurilor. Sau socru \u00eembe\u021bivat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum ,,af\u00e2na&#8221; angajatorul nostru stupii de albine, mai rar. Urm\u0103rindu-l \u00een treac\u0103t, tot venind \u0219i plec\u00e2nd pe aleea ce urm\u0103rea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7267"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7275,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7267\/revisions\/7275"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}