{"id":7239,"date":"2018-10-01T06:13:12","date_gmt":"2018-10-01T03:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7239"},"modified":"2018-10-01T06:14:42","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T03:14:42","slug":"cotetul-metafore-conspiratia-mirosurilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7239","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Conspira\u021bia mirosurilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nConspira\u021bia mirosurilor<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, cam pe la patru,<br \/>\nAm ajuns \u0219i eu la teatru.<br \/>\nS-o sus\u021bin pe-a mea prin\u021bes\u0103,<br \/>\nCare-a jucat \u00eentr-o pies\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, c\u00e2nd eram pe drum,<br \/>\nMirosea cam&#8230; nu \u0219tiu cum&#8230;<br \/>\nM-am gr\u0103bit eu s\u0103 constat<br \/>\nC\u0103 Buz\u0103u-i de&#8230; rahat!<\/p>\n<p>\u0102sta-i primul g\u00e2nd ce-\u021bi vine<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd mirosul nu-\u021bi convine.<br \/>\nNu s-a aflat vinovatul<br \/>\nCare-a r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit&#8230; rahatul!<\/p>\n<p>Cu mirosul \u0103sta-n n\u0103ri,<br \/>\nMi-am pus zeci de \u00eentreb\u0103ri:<br \/>\nB\u0103i, ce dracu tot miroase?<br \/>\nO veni de pe la case?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-atunci mi-am adus aminte<br \/>\nCum st\u0103team a\u0219a cuminte,<br \/>\nC\u0103-n piesa ce s-a jucat<br \/>\nEra vorba de&#8230; rahat!<\/p>\n<p>Era-n text o vorb\u0103 bun\u0103:<br \/>\nC\u0103-n rahat st\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103!<br \/>\n\u0218i chiar dac\u0103 nu sim\u021bim,<br \/>\nNoi, cu to\u021bii, mirosim!<\/p>\n<p>Deci, acum cred cu t\u0103rie:<br \/>\nMirosu-i butaforie!<br \/>\nA fost un efect de scen\u0103<br \/>\nChiar de-a fost un pic de jen\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>A fost chiar ca-n realitate<br \/>\nDe-aia au luat premiu, frate!<br \/>\nIar \u00een plus, \u00eenc-un motiv<br \/>\nA fost \u0103la&#8230; olfactiv!<\/p>\n<p>Acum v\u0103d c\u0103-i zarv\u0103 mare<br \/>\nC\u0103ci mirosul, ca atare,<br \/>\nCare a tot deranjat<br \/>\nN-a fost identificat!<\/p>\n<p>Cine, cum \u0219i \u00een ce fel<br \/>\nS-o fi&#8230; slobozit pe el,<br \/>\nSunt cu to\u021bii \u00een alert\u0103<br \/>\nDar n-au nicio dat\u0103 cert\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>S-au pus to\u021bi pe c\u0103utat<br \/>\nFiecare-i panicat<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 treaba asta&#8230; mare<br \/>\nN-are nicio rezolvare!<\/p>\n<p>E o cauz\u0103, v\u0103 spun!<br \/>\nO s\u0103 zice\u021bi c\u0103-s nebun!<br \/>\nC\u0103ci mirosul, m\u0103i b\u0103die,<br \/>\nVine de la&#8230; Prim\u0103rie!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci de c\u00e2nd sunt ancheta\u021bi,<br \/>\nSunt to\u021bi, foarte speria\u021bi,<br \/>\nC\u0103-s primari sau sunt baroni,<br \/>\nS-au&#8230; sc\u0103pat \u00een pantaloni!<\/p>\n<p>Asta este, dragii mei,<br \/>\nSursa&#8230; emana\u021biei!<br \/>\nDeci, mirosul, s\u0103 se \u0219tie,<br \/>\nVine de la&#8230; Prim\u0103rie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conspira\u021bia mirosurilor S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, cam pe la patru, Am ajuns \u0219i eu la teatru. 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