{"id":7225,"date":"2018-09-25T23:29:43","date_gmt":"2018-09-25T20:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7225"},"modified":"2018-09-26T13:57:43","modified_gmt":"2018-09-26T10:57:43","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afurc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7225","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afurc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       De nestat nici la cealalt\u0103, la <strong>agape<\/strong> cu miri \u0219i mirese muzica e-un perpetum mobile deranjant, cu prec\u0103dere-n sectorul de unde se emite.<br \/>\n      Nesf\u00e2r\u0219ita l\u0103l\u0103ial\u0103 brazilian\u0103 pe post de caffe concert \u00eemi epuizase toate resursele \u0219i-mi anihilase orice g\u00e2nd creativ, <strong>ahtul<\/strong> cerebral tindea s\u0103 dea pe dinafar\u0103 ca Vezuviul \u00eentr-un secol vulcanic, niciun punct pe <strong>agona<\/strong> declina\u021biei&#8230; magnetismului&#8230; nu apar\u021binea literaturii. Fire\u0219te, am renun\u021bat. <strong>Albul<\/strong> paginii \u00eemi \u00eens\u00e2ngera inutil retina.<br \/>\n      Ap\u0103, sucuri \u0219i alcool la discre\u021bie, din plictiseal\u0103 \u0219i zel osp\u0103t\u0103resc am cerut aceea\u0219i tonifiant\u0103 Cola, de trezit \u0219i \u021binut pe picioare o noapte sec\u021bionat\u0103 \u00een p\u0103r\u021bi inegale de presta\u021bii artistice \u0219i pauze. De acela\u0219i fel.<br \/>\n     Plecarea noastr\u0103 timpurie, inopinat\u0103 c\u0103tre gineric\u0103 \u0219i fat\u0103 de m\u0103riti\u0219 \u00eemi dezvoltase un apetit matinal feroce, oprirea \u00een benzin\u0103rie a dat gurii saliv\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 determine voin\u021ba a ochi dou\u0103 sandwichuri ,,nepiperate\u201d, \u00een lipsa unui stand cu dulciurile industriale obi\u0219nuite, o pung\u0103 doldora cu covrigi \u0219i un energizant din categoria ciocolatelor. Consumate tacticos, cu o vitez\u0103 de o \u00eembuc\u0103tur\u0103 pe suta de metri. P\u0103ream satisf\u0103cut stomacal, la orele 12 organismul era \u00een deplin\u0103tatea facult\u0103\u021bilor. Am <strong>ajuns<\/strong> nu mai t\u00e2rziu de o jum\u0103tate de ceas dup\u0103. Un aparent calm domnea peste ferma transformat\u0103-n plai mirific, mi\u0219unau copilele \u0219i fl\u0103c\u0103ii diafani&#8230;. Picoli. Un motan se plimba <strong>agale<\/strong> prin restaurant, netentat s\u0103 se \u00eenfrupte din t\u0103vile cu aperitive, depozitate la mai pu\u021bin de 50 de centrimetri de pardoseal\u0103, undeva \u00eentr-un col\u021b. De rai scriitoricesc, speram, c\u00e2nd colo&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Fir de cuv\u00e2nt, fir de imagina\u021bie, lips\u0103 total\u0103. \u0218i lentorile ritmice nu conteneau, o alternan\u021b\u0103 la guvernarea solistic\u0103 incompatibil\u0103 cu nevoile mele cet\u0103\u021bene\u0219ti de dup\u0103 amiaz\u0103 devenise insuportabil\u0103, c\u00e2nd prim-ministru burtosul saxofon, c\u00e2nd \u0219ef de cabinet silfidul flaut&#8230;, poate m\u00e2\u021ba <strong>agre\u0103<\/strong> colajul interminabil de optimi, dup\u0103 coada ridicat\u0103 \u0219i gudurarea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 poalele at\u00e2rnate ale fe\u021belor de mas\u0103 p\u0103rea c\u0103 Desafinado \u0219i Girl from Ipanema sunt \u0219lag\u0103rele ei preferate&#8230;, colegii m\u0103 suspectau de ciud\u0103\u021benie sporit\u0103 c\u0103 stau cu tableta \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i degetele nu schi\u021beaz\u0103 niciun gest. La ce te mai <strong>agi\u021bi<\/strong>, \u00eemi zic, a secat izvorul, duc\u0103-se!<br \/>\n     Ajungi a <strong>aiura<\/strong>, <strong>aiste<\/strong> \u0219i <strong>ai\u0219ti<\/strong> in\u0219i dimprejur dau impresia c\u0103 \u00eenadins \u00ee\u0219i caut\u0103 cale pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 modesta pozi\u021bie de mesean proptit \u00eentr-o intersectare de pere\u021bi, <strong>agud\u0103<\/strong> pe dinafar\u0103, <strong>agav\u0103<\/strong> pe din\u0103untru, ca rom\u00e2nul bleg la fa\u021b\u0103, ca <strong>aheul<\/strong> turbat, sub masca potolit\u0103, gata s\u0103 ia g\u00e2tul lui Paris, ori g\u0103sesc nimerit s\u0103 te asalteze cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri banale ca s\u0103-\u021bi piard\u0103 timpul inutil.<br \/>\n     C\u00e2t s\u0103 fie ceasul? Cinci. P\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0219aptele c\u00e2nt\u0103rii dint\u00e2i&#8230;. H\u0103t! \u0218i m\u0103 luase-un g\u00e2nd intestinal&#8230;. \u0218i m-a\u0219 fi \u00eentins \u00een podul c\u0103b\u0103nu\u021bei promise, \u0219i-a\u0219 fi tras un pui de somn pe salteaua de \u0219ezlong&#8230;. N-om m\u00e2nca \u0219i noi ceva mai-nainte de soroc? \u021ai-ai g\u0103sit s\u0103 se-ndure propriet\u0103reasa de niscai firimituri de &#8216;st\u00e2mp\u0103rat, de obicei muzican\u021bii se pun de <strong>ajun\u0103<\/strong> cu orele dac\u0103-i dup\u0103 mintea unora ce-i v\u0103d ceva mai evolua\u021bi ca&#8230;. Da&#8217; nici noi n-am avut destul curaj s-o interpel\u0103m culinar. \u0218i cred \u00een continuare c\u0103 ne-ar fi \u00eent\u00e2mpinat c-un refuz \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 rug\u0103min\u021bi, ga\u0219ca noastr\u0103 numeroas\u0103, o zece \u00eentreag\u0103, \u00eent\u00e2mpinase primordial un vot de blam categoric, \u00eenscrisurile totalizau doar 7\/10 din necesar, un prea gol sac pentru pomul l\u0103udat, o gustare de-nceput s\u0103rac\u0103-n proteina principal\u0103, carnea noastr\u0103 cea de toate zilele, cu dou\u0103 g\u00e2g\u00e2lice de ou\u0103-nvelite-n <strong>albu\u0219<\/strong> cu tente vine\u021bii, apoi un \u00eenot\u0103tor gre\u021bos, o prea piperat\u0103 sarma, iar friptura&#8230;. Tocmai ea \u00een\u021bepat\u0103, cu gust puternic de <strong>ai\u0219or<\/strong>, de-am fost nevoit s\u0103 duc paharul la fel de iute la gur\u0103.<br \/>\n     S\u0103 v\u0103 spun c\u0103 la 4:30, dopo&#8230; festivitate, la Afuma\u021bi, rumegam ultimii Covrigi de Buz\u0103u?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De nestat nici la cealalt\u0103, la agape cu miri \u0219i mirese muzica e-un perpetum mobile deranjant, cu prec\u0103dere-n sectorul de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7225"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7229,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7225\/revisions\/7229"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}