{"id":7216,"date":"2018-09-23T08:08:17","date_gmt":"2018-09-23T05:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7216"},"modified":"2018-09-23T08:17:50","modified_gmt":"2018-09-23T05:17:50","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7216","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Era de a\u0219teptat s\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u00eempotmolesc, s\u0103-mi r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cuvintele-n g\u00e2t \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00een\u021bepeneasc\u0103. Eram ca un p\u0103duche pe-o plant\u0103 liliputan\u0103.<br \/>\n      F\u00e2rta\u021bii minisculi se scuturaser\u0103 peste tablet\u0103. \u00cei sim\u021beam cum se a\u0219tern calmi, lipicio\u0219i \u00een timp ce tastam cu spor redus c\u00e2teva remarci relevante ata\u0219abile ideii primordiale, la <strong>agapa<\/strong> de s\u00e2mb\u0103ta ce-a trecut. Cu dar. M\u0103 instalasem inconfortabil pe-un je\u021b de or\u00e2nduial\u0103 modern\u0103, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103sirea celuilalt, din b\u00e2rlogul rezervat nou\u0103, \u00eemi va oferi lini\u0219tea necesar\u0103 \u00een\u0219ir\u0103rilor de vorbe. Din punctul temporal \u00een care m\u0103 aflam, ferit de \u021binutele s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u0219ti \u0219i muzica bossanovist\u0103 surdinat\u0103, am f\u0103cut c\u00e2teva observa\u021bii, fiindc\u0103 nu m\u0103 puteam concentra \u00eendeajuns \u0219i intimitatea se expanda cu plus unu la fiecare cinci minute. Pe domeniul <strong>agrar<\/strong>, cu siguran\u021b\u0103 o fost\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 re\u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de \u021b\u0103rani, tot o doamn\u0103, antreprenoare, s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 nic\u0103ieri nu te po\u021bi sim\u021bi mai bine, de aceea le ofer\u0103 doritorilor iluzia c\u0103 sunt acas\u0103. Un loc pentru ceremonia unirii religioase, la fel ca-n filmele de pe continentul nord-american, afar\u0103, scaune albe, portal de aceea\u0219i culoare, preot cu <strong>agne\u021b<\/strong> \u0219i cor minimal, dumnezeiesc de armonios, petale&#8230;.<br \/>\n      <strong>Agil\u0103<\/strong> patroana, \u00een dosul acela de lume luase loc l\u00e2ng\u0103 omul \u0219i femeia de serviciu f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le dea br\u00e2nci spre treab\u0103. Nu ca al\u021bii ce se agit\u0103 gratuit, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd totdeauna s\u0103 se <strong>aga\u021be<\/strong> de-un c\u00e2t de mic am\u0103nunt spre a <strong>agasa<\/strong> oamenii ce le treb\u0103luiesc prin ograd\u0103. M-am \u0219i mirat \u00een sine de curaj, de una singur\u0103, undeva \u00eentre v\u00e2rsta mea \u0219i a c\u00e2torva genera\u021bii \u00eenainte&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Cu un minim efort de extragere a surplusului, cel cu <strong>afini<\/strong>, na\u0219i \u0219i invita\u021bi, r\u0103m\u00e2ne loc naturii s\u0103-\u0219i c\u00e2nte mijirea de gazon, trosnetul de creang\u0103, acompaniate-n unison recto-tono de clipocitul artificial de izvor. Suficient\u0103 o secund\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 s\u0103 te <strong>ag\u0103\u021bi<\/strong> de un unic moment \u00eencremenit, s\u0103 urze\u0219ti o \u00eentreag\u0103 epopee cu g\u00e2ze, din piscin\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi faci m\u0103ri egeene pe a c\u0103ror luciu s\u0103 trimi\u021bi <strong>aheii<\/strong> <strong>agili<\/strong> s\u0103 recurereasc\u0103 Troia, din iarb\u0103 p\u0103duri virgine amazoniene&#8230;. Ori de-a dreptul p\u0103\u0219une pentru oi. \u0218i boi. Se las\u0103 unii fura\u021bi de aerul s\u0103lbatic \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 picioarele-n ea cu totul, se descal\u021b\u0103 de caracter \u0219i-\u0219i depun botinele direct pe mas\u0103. Se sim\u021bea omul, tocmit la c\u0103ratul instala\u021biei de sunet, \u00een largu-i, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 sesizeze apropierea ,,copitelor&#8221; de nasu-mi, bloc\u00e2ndu-mi la propriu \u0219i figurat inspira\u021bia. Abia \u00een clipa urm\u0103toare mi-am g\u0103sit gestul stuchitului, ce-a atras urechile \u0219i ochii menajerei de ranch la sosire, execrabil, unul pe care-l poate <strong>agrea<\/strong> doar tribul golanilor posta\u021bi la col\u021b de strad\u0103.<br \/>\n      Din <strong>aeros<\/strong> cum m\u0103 doream, damful de adida\u0219i prepu\u0219i peste tarsiene la cinci ale dimine\u021bii m-au readus la via\u021b\u0103, la crunta realitate c\u0103 nu voi g\u0103si nicio oaz\u0103 de lini\u0219te, de\u0219i st\u0103team \u00een mijlocul ei. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine se str\u00e2nseser\u0103 ciorchine parte dintre colegi \u0219i angaja\u021bi, fiecare cu sc\u0103unelul, cafelu\u021ba \u0219i \u021big\u0103rica aferente. Mi-am f\u0103cut v\u00e2nt s\u0103 scriu&#8230; la alt\u0103 mas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Era de a\u0219teptat s\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u00eempotmolesc, s\u0103-mi r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cuvintele-n g\u00e2t \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00een\u021bepeneasc\u0103. 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