{"id":7201,"date":"2018-09-17T20:48:06","date_gmt":"2018-09-17T17:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7201"},"modified":"2018-09-18T00:30:43","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T21:30:43","slug":"cotetul-metafore-chinezarie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7201","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Chinez\u0103rie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nChinez\u0103rie<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen economie, miezul,<br \/>\n\u0218tim cu to\u021bii, e chinezul!<br \/>\nC\u0103ci, pe unde el se duce,<br \/>\nChilo\u021bi \u0219i papuci aduce!<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 asta-nseamn\u0103, frate,<br \/>\nProgres \u0219i prosperitate.<br \/>\n\u0218tiu c\u0103 sunt un pic sarcastic<br \/>\n\u00cen papucii mei de plastic<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 cred, la o adic\u0103,<br \/>\nEl, chinezu&#8217;, ne ridic\u0103!<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 ne-o l\u0103sa pe to\u021bi<br \/>\n\u00cen&#8230; papuci \u0219i \u00een chilo\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Zic \u0219i eu, a\u0219a \u00een glum\u0103<br \/>\nDar asta-i deja cutum\u0103:<br \/>\nCa \u00een orice or\u0103\u0219el<br \/>\nS\u0103 fie-un chinez \u00een el!<\/p>\n<p>Uite, cum e-acum la noi!<br \/>\n\u0218tiu \u0219i eu \u0219i \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i voi<br \/>\nAu luat Complexul mare<br \/>\n\u0218i s-au pus pe renovare!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i tot urc\u0103 \u0219i coboar\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u00e2te unul, ca la moar\u0103!<br \/>\nCred c-o s\u0103 ne bage-n boal\u0103<br \/>\nChiar de Ziua Na\u021bional\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Prima dat\u0103 n-am crezut<br \/>\n\u0218i ce crede\u021bi c-am f\u0103cut?<br \/>\nM-am deplasat personal<br \/>\nS\u0103 constat&#8230;un fapt banal.<\/p>\n<p>Fiindc\u0103 \u00eemi spusese unu\u2019<br \/>\nNu-l mai cred, s\u0103 dea cu tunu\u2019!<br \/>\nUnu\u2019 \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een\u2026 latex,<br \/>\nC\u0103 acolo va fi\u2026 Altex! <\/p>\n<p>Acum, vede\u021bi oameni buni<br \/>\nC\u0103 mi-a spus numai minciuni!<br \/>\n\u0218i-o s-a\u0219tept cu ner\u0103bdare,<br \/>\nS-ajung la inaugurare\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Parc\u0103 v\u0103d inaugurarea:<br \/>\nTVSat-ul cu filmarea,<br \/>\nCircula\u021bia blocat\u0103,<br \/>\nToat\u0103 lumea panicat\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 n-o s\u0103 apuce to\u021bi<br \/>\nReducere la chilo\u021bi.<br \/>\n\u00cen cl\u0103direa renovat\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0218i cu panglica t\u0103iat\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 fiu prezent acolo<br \/>\nCu nevasta sau chiar&#8230; solo!<br \/>\nP\u0103i, cum po\u021bi ca s\u0103 ratezi<br \/>\nMagazinul de&#8230; chinezi?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac-o s\u0103 am noroc<br \/>\nDe acolo o s\u0103 m\u0103-ntorc<br \/>\nM\u0103car \u00een papuci de plastic<br \/>\n\u0218i chilo\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103&#8230; elastic!<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 d\u0103m un pic din m\u00e2ini,<br \/>\nPoate sc\u0103p\u0103m \u0219i de c\u00e2ini!<br \/>\n\u00cei convingem pe chinezi<br \/>\nS\u0103-i prind\u0103 pe maidanezi!<\/p>\n<p>Treaba lor ce fac cu ei!<br \/>\nFripur\u0103 sau mititei&#8230;<br \/>\nNu e timp de-a\u0219a dileme!<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne scape de probleme!<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n&#8217; la urm\u0103, zic c\u0103-i bine<br \/>\nVoi nu v\u0103 lua\u021bi dup\u0103 mine!<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103, dincolo de glume,<br \/>\nA\u0219a-i peste tot \u00een lume!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 lumea f\u0103r\u0103 chinez<br \/>\nE ca nuca f\u0103r\u0103 miez<br \/>\nDe aceea, m\u0103i fr\u0103\u021bie,<br \/>\nTotu&#8217;-i o&#8230; chinez\u0103rie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chinez\u0103rie \u00cen economie, miezul, \u0218tim cu to\u021bii, e chinezul! C\u0103ci, pe unde el se duce, Chilo\u021bi \u0219i papuci aduce! 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