{"id":7197,"date":"2018-09-15T21:16:36","date_gmt":"2018-09-15T18:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7197"},"modified":"2018-09-15T21:16:36","modified_gmt":"2018-09-15T18:16:36","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-adula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7197","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Adul\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nVom supravie\u021bui. Nu cum ne-am fi dorit, cum lesne p\u0103reau s\u0103 capete direc\u021bie toate mersurile drumurilor noastre. Mu\u021bii pot comunica \u0219i pe timp de noapte, \u00eeng\u0103duitorul video-messenger le preschimb\u0103-n digi\u021bi sensul semnelor \u0219i le trimit oriunde pot fi t\u0103lm\u0103cite. Nu departe de azi va fi ticluit aero-softul pentru studio\u0219ii elevi percu\u021bioni\u0219ti la rece, dou\u0103 be\u021be \u0219i-o translare de ritm \u00een casc\u0103. Nu m\u00e2ine se va termina bunul sim\u021b, deun\u0103sear\u0103 un student a c\u0103utat pre\u021b de c\u00e2teva compartimente p\u00e2n\u0103 spre mine \u00eendr\u0103zneala de-a m\u0103 \u00een\u0219tiin\u021ba c\u0103 pot \u0219edea \u00een habitatul lor pe un loc eligibil. \u00cen tren, bine\u00een\u021beles. Nici poim\u00e2ine nu se \u00eentrevede o schimbare drastic\u0103 de la astfel de obiceiuri culese pe calea ferat\u0103 \u0219i implementate textual pe calea asfaltului str\u0103zii P\u0103cii \u00een plin\u0103 bezn\u0103.<br \/>\n     Bine-ar fi ca to\u021bi cei \u00eent\u00e2lni\u021bi ocazional s\u0103 fie la fel de galan\u021bi, m\u0103car de-ar <strong>adera<\/strong> unul dintr-o sut\u0103 la jum\u0103tate din eticul de odinioar\u0103. N-ai mai fi pus \u00een situa\u021bii jenante \u0219i \u021bi-ai pierde&#8230;. Aventura noastr\u0103 nu se putea \u00eencheia dec\u00e2t tot \u00eentr-o not\u0103 discordant\u0103, <strong>afon\u0103<\/strong>, \u00een raport cu armonia unei c\u0103l\u0103torii f\u0103r\u0103 incidente. De la ,,Nu-\u021bi dau!&#8221;-ul adresat feroce, dar corect, taximetristului, s-a ajuns pe calea Facebook-ului la ,,Ai ceva la mine.&#8221; Cartea de identitate r\u0103m\u0103sese z\u0103log, din \u00eent\u00e2mplare \u0219i mult prea mult\u0103 enervare, pe bancheta din spate a mijlocului de transbordare de la aeroport. Reperat\u0103 ca ,,nul\u0103&#8221; \u0219i recuperat\u0103 dup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile. Era clar, Dan era cu chiejele rele, \u00eens\u0103 doar pentru el. Celelalte chestiuni nu-i pot fi puse la socoteal\u0103. Par examplu returnarea chit\u0103rilor \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. La fel de greoaie. Am num\u0103rat la bagaje pe band\u0103, am suportat locul unde te <strong>afumi<\/strong>, un g\u00e2rlici de termopan din apropierea zonei ce trebuia s\u0103 ne pun\u0103 \u00een posesia obiectelor de c\u00e2nt, sper\u00e2nd s\u0103 ne <strong>aer\u0103m<\/strong> c\u00e2t mai cur\u00e2nd \u00een atmosfera periferiei bucure\u0219tene, am fost nevoi\u021bi s\u0103 dezbr\u0103c\u0103m ultima dat\u0103 dezgustul \u0219i lehamitea pentru a saluta de ,,r\u0103mas bun&#8221; <strong>aezii<\/strong> populari ce ne secondaser\u0103 la anumite momente, ca ni\u0219te veritabili emuli, chiar dac\u0103 noi nu ne propusesem s\u0103 particip\u0103m la nicio \u00eentrecere cu d\u00e2n\u0219ii. Am a\u0219teptat parc\u0103 o ve\u0219nicie.<br \/>\n     Ar mai fi ceva de spus? Poate despre ne\u00een\u021belesele c\u0103i ale domnilor aeronau\u021bi. Faptul c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, absolut toat\u0103 suflarea c\u0103l\u0103toreasc\u0103 a ajuns s\u0103 \u00eempart\u0103 aceea\u0219i lung\u0103 sal\u0103, marcat\u0103 din loc \u00een loc cu literele \u0219i cifrele arondate unei treimi din bilet. V\u0103 povestisem ce <strong>agale<\/strong> \u00eenainta coada de la verific\u0103rile de buletin, c\u00e2t de tare m\u0103 <strong>agas\u0103<\/strong> interminabila c\u0103utare a por\u021bii de intrare \u00een avion, ce spaim\u0103 putea s\u0103di \u00een sufletul oricui c\u00e2te un <strong>agent<\/strong> din partea <strong>agiei<\/strong> aeroportului, cum te po\u021bi <strong>agita<\/strong> din scumpetea shop-urilor, de parc\u0103 ar vinde <strong>agate<\/strong>, nu produse de larg consum, ce \u021bi se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla c\u00e2nd te <strong>aga\u021b\u0103<\/strong> c\u00e2te un partener de ga\u0219c\u0103 artistic\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi pierzi nu numai borseta, ci \u0219i capul, cu ce manevre <strong>agile<\/strong> te-mbrobodesc, doar, doar or ie\u0219i ei c-un mo\u021b mai \u00een frunte, cum se poate transforma o <strong>agap\u0103<\/strong> amical\u0103 \u00eentr-o ramp\u0103 politic\u0103, dar de sorginte rural-electoral\u0103&#8230;. Despre <strong>afi\u0219e<\/strong> surprinz\u0103tor de coincidentale.<br \/>\n     A! Nu v-am spus c\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de transportul feroviar rom\u00e2nesc, cel aviatic belgian pune la dispozi\u021bie prize de alimentare la 220, chiar \u0219i Usb \u00een scaunele de poposire p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora c\u00e2nd se face anun\u021bul cursei. C\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ,,para\u0219utele&#8221; se-ncarc\u0103 cu energie electric\u0103 din acela\u0219i loc. Vreo patru&#8230; domni\u0219oare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vom supravie\u021bui. Nu cum ne-am fi dorit, cum lesne p\u0103reau s\u0103 capete direc\u021bie toate mersurile drumurilor noastre. 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