HAZ DE NECAZ, CU MUZIC\u0102 \u0218I EPIGRAME<\/p>\n
S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 18 august, membrii Cenaclului\u00a0literar-artistic \u201eAlexandru Sihleanu\u201d, de la Centrul Cultural \u201eFlorica Cristoforeanu\u201d din R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat, s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00een foaierul institu\u021biei la un eveniment cultural, prima edi\u021bie a\u00a0Dialogului epigramistic r\u00e2mnicean<\/em>, \u00eenscris\u0103 \u00een\u00a0Zilele Municipiului R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat<\/em>.<\/em>\u00a0Dna dir. prof. Violeta V\u00eelcu a \u201ebinecuv\u00e2ntat\u201d\u00a0ac\u021biunea. HAZ DE NECAZ, CU MUZIC\u0102 \u0218I EPIGRAME S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 18 august, membrii Cenaclului\u00a0literar-artistic \u201eAlexandru Sihleanu\u201d, de la Centrul Cultural \u201eFlorica Cristoforeanu\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":6760,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[307,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7158,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7157\/revisions\/7158"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\u200bVioleta V\u00eelcu: \u201eV\u0103 salut! V\u0103 iubesc! Bine a\u021bi venit, la \u00eent\u00e2lnirea epigrami\u0219tilor! Am venit pentru c\u0103 iubesc epigrama, s\u0103 m\u0103 relaxez, ast\u0103zi. V\u0103 urez s\u0103 ajunge\u021bi la a XV-a edi\u021bie, la fel de prolifici.\u201d
\nDumitru Hangu, membru\u00a0UER: \u201eVom \u00eencepe de la st\u00e2nga la dreapta, \u00een trei runde \u0219i vom citi fiecare c\u00eete 5-6 epigrame de rund\u0103. S\u0103\u00a0ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim \u0219i la anul, s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i!\u00a0S\u0103-l ascult\u0103m pe dl Manea Aghean\u0103 \u0219i Imnul ora\u0219ului R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat.(Testamentul fum\u0103torului) Las \u00een scris a mea avere\/ \u0218i p\u0103rinte vreau s\u0103 spun,\/ C\u00e2nd o fi la t\u0103m\u00e2iere,\/ \u00cen c\u0103delni\u021b\u0103… tutun.\u00a0(Exportul rom\u00e2nesc) Fain ministru domnu’ Daea,\/ \u00cei propus pentru \u201eOscar\u201d.\/ Export\u0103m ce pap\u0103 oaia,\/ Maz\u0103re-n… Madagascar.\u00a0(Unora ce consider\u0103 epigrama gen minor) Cine atac\u0103 epigrama,\/ Prin cultur\u0103, nu-i u\u0219or!\/ \u00cens\u0103, mult mai mare este drama,\/ Domnul… a r\u0103mas… minor. (Jocurile Marii Uniri) R\u00e2mnic, Alba, Dealu Spirii,\/ Locuri ce aduc noroc,\/ S\u00e2rb\u0103, br\u00e2u, hora unirii,\/ \u00cens\u0103… f\u0103r\u0103 Kazacioc. (Centenarul Unirii) Am avut p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i ap\u0103,\/ Domnitori, mari patrio\u021bi,\/\u00a0Unii au tras \u00een \u021beap\u0103 ho\u021bi!\/ Ast\u0103zi \u021beap\u0103 pentru to\u021bi.\u00a0(Marea Unire) Uni\u021bi am fost \u0219i prin cultur\u0103\/ \u0218i-n genera\u021bii noi ne-am educat,\/ Model am luat \u0219i din Scriptur\u0103!\/\u00a0Izvor al nostru… azi, secat.\u00a0(Calul Troian)\u00a0Doamna Udrea bun\u0103-n toate\/ \u0218i-a dorit un cal b\u0103lan,\/ Dar \u00een via\u021b\u0103, din p\u0103cate,\/ \u021aes\u0103l\u0103 calul… Traian. (Patriotism local)\u00a0Eu beau pu\u021bin\u00a0\u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 pot!\/ Sunt respectat, \u00eemi spune nene!\/ Am fost \u0219i sunt un patriot,\/ Beau numai… vinuri r\u00e2mnicene. (Titanic vals) Marinar, nu vreau, \u00eemi scap\u0103,\/ Totdeauna om la ap\u0103!\/ La nevast\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenclin,\/ Are-ntruna… om la vin.\u00a0(Car cu boi) Grigorescu pentru noi\/ A l\u0103sat carul cu boi.\/ Observ\u0103m var\u0103 de var\u0103,\/ N-avem car, dar tot se car\u0103.” \u00a0 \u00a0
\n ,,Cei care ast\u0103zi nu au reu\u0219it s\u0103 fie al\u0103turi de noi, din diverse motive, dar au trimis epigrame, s\u0103 fie citite de cei care le-au primit. Voi citi trei epigrame semnate Mirela Grigore: (B\u0103rba\u021bilor cu grade \u00een armat\u0103)\u00a0\u00cen lupte sunt precum \u0219acalii,\/ Curajul nu le joac\u0103 feste\/ Da-n cas\u0103, ditai generalii…\/ Devin r\u0103cani pe la neveste.\u00a0(Poveste de la bloc)\u00a0La noi, pe scar\u0103, to\u021bi copiii-s fra\u021bi,\/ Iar mamele sunt ve\u0219nic consolate:\/ C\u00e2nd so\u021bii lor, la munc\u0103 sunt pleca\u021bi,\/ Vecinul… le rezolv\u0103-n timp, pe toate. (Solu\u021bie) Femeia mic\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te\/ Pantofi cu tocurile cui.\/ Fiindc\u0103 so\u021b-o dojene\u0219te,\/ C\u0103 nu-i la \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea lui.”
\n Cred c\u0103 este un moment potrivit, s\u0103 ne aducem aminte \u0219i de epigrami\u0219tii r\u00e2mniceni care nu mai\u00a0sunt\u00a0printre noi:\u201d
\nCincinat Pavelescu: \u201e(Duel epigramistic\u00a0la Foc\u0219ani) A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 c\u00e2nt \u00eentr-un sonet\/ Ora\u0219ul vostru. Dar regret,\/ Ce-ar putea\u00a0s\u0103 m\u0103 inspire\/ Ca s\u0103 \u00eel trec la… nemurire? (Unui confrate) Am\u00e2ndoi avem o boal\u0103\/ \u0218i-am c\u0103zut victima ei:\/ Eu, chelia natural\u0103,\/ Tu, chelia de…\u00a0idei.\u201d
\nOctavian Mo\u0219escu: \u201e(… Nou\u0103, epigrami\u0219tilor r\u00e2mniceni) C\u0103 r\u00e2mnicenii sunt s\u0103ra\u021bi\/ O dovedim \u00een epigram\u0103,\/ Dar, c\u0103 ne crede\u021bi talenta\u021bi \/ E mare \u0219i cumplit\u0103 dram\u0103. (Colegilor epigrami\u0219ti) O epigram\u0103 cine scrie\/ \u00cei recomand a fi prudent,\/ Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 har \u00een poezie\/ Se cere spirit \u0219i talent.\u201d\u00a0
\nGrigore Radu St\u0103nescu: \u201e(Unui confrate)\u00a0C\u00e2nd ai adormit auditoriul,\/ Uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een sal\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama: Pe c\u00e2t de \u201edulce\u201d fuse autorul,\/ Pe-at\u00e2t de… nes\u0103rat\u0103\u00a0epigrama. (Omul)\u00a0Hai, doctore, de chinuri m\u0103 scute\u0219te,\/ De al meu Pegas n-aib\u0103 parte hipodromul,\/\u00a0Destul \u021biganca-n palm\u0103 c\u0103-mi cite\u0219te,\/ Povestea acelei specii disp\u0103rute, omul.\u201d
\nMihail Voicu: \u201e(\u021aint\u0103 \u00een politic\u0103)\u00a0Veniturile-au fost t\u0103iate,\/ Spitalele desfii\u021bate,\/ Totul e f\u0103cut cu rost,\/ S\u0103 tr\u0103im pu\u021bin. \u0218i prost. (Sfat de la justi\u021bie) Oameni buni, nu e de \u0219ag\u0103,\/ \u00cenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi cum s\u0103 da\u021bi \u0219pag\u0103!\/ S\u0103 o arunca\u021bi pe plit\u0103,\/ C\u00e2nd oala-i acoperit\u0103.\u201d
\nFlorea \u0218t. Costache: \u201e(Televiziunii Rom\u00e2ne) C\u00e2t fuge ea de adev\u0103r!\/ Tare-a\u0219 vrea s-o trag de p\u0103r,\/ Dar nu pot, oric\u00e2t a\u0219 dori,\/ C\u0103ci este plin\u0103 de chelii.\u00a0(Epigrami\u0219tilor Cenaclului \u201eAlexandru Sihleanu\u201d, R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat)\u00a0Abia ast\u0103zi, bag de seam\u0103\/ De ce sunte\u021bi tot mai tri\u0219ti.\/ Sec\u021bia de epigram\u0103\/ Caut\u0103… epigrami\u0219ti.\u201d
\nVasile C. Panaitescu: \u201e(Epigrami\u0219tilor din R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat constitui\u021bi \u00eentr-un Cenaclu, cu denumirea \u201eAlexandru Sihleanu – Ce spune lumea) A pornit Cenaclul bine!\/ Cet\u0103\u021benii to\u021bi o spun,\/ Cu Sihleanu na\u0219, \u00een fine,\/ Au \u0219i ei un spirit bun! (\u0218i ce ar spune Sihleanu)\u00a0M\u0103 bucur de Cenaclul lor!\/ Dac\u0103-mi va fi din nou s\u0103 mor,\/ Am s\u0103-i ascult cum fac umor,\/ S\u0103 mor de r\u00e2s… mult mai u\u0219or!?\u201d
\n\u00a0Viorel Dodan\u00a0(lectura apar\u021bine lui V. Ghinea): \u201e(Zilele R\u00e2mnicului)\u00a0Celor care zic c\u0103-i ,,mort\u201d,\/\u00a0Mestec\u00e2nd rar din maxile,\/\u00a0Le spun c\u0103 se face tort\/\u00a0Nu coliv\u0103, \u00een aste ,,Zile\u201d!\u00a0(Ritual)\u00a0Pentru cine nu cunoa\u0219te,\/\u00a0Pare-un ritual ciudat\/ \u00a0Ca dup\u0103 plimbat de moa\u0219te\/\u00a0S\u0103 urmeze ,,Folk s\u0103rat\u201d!\u00a0(Atmosfer\u0103)\u00a0La noi, la R\u00e2mnicu-S\u0103rat\/\u00a0E-o atmosfer\u0103 mai boem\u0103\/\u00a0Nu ne oprim din… galopat\/\u00a0De c\u00e2nd e calul ca emblem\u0103!\u00a0(Consecin\u021be)\u00a0De c\u00e2nd se \u0219tie, monopolul\/\u00a0E practicat de egoi\u0219ti\/\u00a0Ce vor s\u0103 aib\u0103 ei controlul\/\u00a0A\u0219a cum e printre… cabli\u0219ti!\u00a0(Concursul ,,Scriitori r\u00e2mniceni\u201d)\u00a0Acum se fac vreo zece ani\/\u00a0De c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput concursul…\/\u00a0Dar c\u00e2nd \u00eentrebi, timid, de bani,\/\u00a0\u021ai se r\u0103spunde: ,,Plimb\u0103 ursul!\u201d\u00a0(Provincialism)\u00a0Eu sunt n\u0103scut, crescut la \u021bar\u0103,\/\u00a0\u0218i-n Bucure\u0219ti nu-mi place norma!\/\u00a0Dar pun o \u00eentrebare necesar\u0103:\/\u00a0De ce, pe Doroban\u021bi, nu e… \u0219aorma?\u00a0(Gara)\u00a0Mai vino iar \u00een gara noastr\u0103 mic\u0103,\/\u00a0\u00cen care mai opre\u0219te un tren-dou\u0103,\/\u00a0Zic unii c-o repar\u0103, dar mai r\u0103u o stric\u0103\/\u00a0Mai bine-ar face \u00eenc\u0103 una, nou\u0103!(Rivalitate)\u00a0Exist\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219 mul\u021bime de orgolii\/\u00a0\u0218i-ntre rivali e-o lupt\u0103 nev\u0103zut\u0103.\/\u00a0Atuncea c\u00e2nd dau sfaturi din fotolii,\/\u00a0R\u0103m\u00e2ne urbea cu treaba nef\u0103cut\u0103…\u00a0(F.O.R.T.E.S)\u00a0Este \u00een firea noii noastre genera\u021bii\/\u00a0S\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 altfel dec\u00e2t noi\/\u00a0\u0218i-o fac, organiza\u021bi \u00een federa\u021bii,\u00a0Din care fac parte unul, maxim doi!\u00a0(,,C\u00e2ini ferici\u021bi\u201d) \u00a0Fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi \u0219i slabi, f\u0103r’ de-ad\u0103post,\u00a0Umbl\u00e2nd pe str\u0103zi nestingheri\u021bi,\/\u00a0Consum\u0103 multe fonduri f\u0103r\u0103 rost,\/\u00a0Dar se numesc ,,C\u00e2ini ferici\u021bi\u201d…\u00a0(Chinez\u0103rie)\u00a0De vreo c\u00e2\u021biva ani \u00eencoace,\/\u00a0Au venit c\u00e2\u021biva chinezi\/\u00a0S\u0103 ne-arate cum se face,\/\u00a0S\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de… maidanezi!
\nMatinc\u0103 Costea: \u201e(Unui buzoian r\u0103ut\u0103cios) De R\u00e2mnic nu \u0219tie prea\u00a0bine\/ Sau \u00eel noteaz\u0103 sat,\u00a0precis.\/ M\u0103-ntreb \u0219i eu ca ori\u0219icine:\/ – P\u0103i, ce, Buz\u0103ul e Paris? (Unui arbitru)\u00a0Pe gazon la primul fluier,\/ Noi \u00ee\u021bi salut\u0103m\u00a0prezen\u021ba.\/ Dar, c\u00e2nd ne faci zile fripte,\/ S\u0103-\u021bi fluieri incompeten\u021ba. (Unui be\u021biv) C\u00e2nd dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te m\u0103sura,\/ El exclam\u0103: \u201eAlelei\u201d,\/ P\u0103m\u00e2ntul se \u00eenv\u00e2rte\u0219te,\/A zis bine Galilei. (Estival\u0103) S-admiri un picior de fat\u0103,\/ \u00cen al verilor sezon,\/ Inten\u021bia este ratat\u0103,\/ Toate sunt \u00een pantaloni.\u00a0(Rochia) Rochia tinde s\u0103 dispar\u0103,\/ Alb\u0103, roz, portocalie,\/ Devenind o pies\u0103 rar\u0103,\/ Prezent\u0103 la cununie. (La spital) De solici\u021bi internarea,\/ E\u0219ti trimis \u00een lumea larg\u0103.\/ Cost\u0103 mult hotelizarea\/ \u0218i n-ai fost adus pe targ\u0103. (Anonimat) Jude\u021bul Buz\u0103u \u00een pres\u0103,\/ E p\u00e2n’ la Po\u0219ta C\u00e2ln\u0103u.\/ De la Buda la V\u00e2lcele,\/ Nici de bine, nici de r\u0103u. (Dezolare) Am strigat \u201eJos dictatura\u201d,\/ P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd am r\u0103gu\u0219it!\/ Privim azi caricatura,\/ Ce-am sperat \u0219i ce-a ie\u0219it!\u00a0(Parlamentar) Noi l-am votat cu speran\u021ba\/ C\u0103-i cinstit \u0219i competent.\/ I-a r\u0103mas doar arogan\u021ba!\/ El doarme \u00een Parlament. (Ieri \u0219i azi) C\u0103minele Culturale \/ Reprezentau un focar\/ De cultur\u0103 \u0219i-nt\u00e2lnire.\/ Multe-s pe post de hangar.”
\n\u0218i c\u00e2teva epigrame ale \u00eenainta\u0219ilor:
\nP\u0103storel Teodoreanu: \u201e(Auto epitaf) Aici zace P\u0103storel,\/ Suflet bun \u0219i spirit fin.\/ Dac\u0103 trece\u021bi pe al el,\/ Nu-l trezi\u021bi, c\u0103 cere vin.\u00a0(Via) P\u0103storel v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-\u0219i via,\/ Scoate iute p\u0103l\u0103ria\/ \u0218i salut\u0103 cu onoare,\/ Vinurile viitoare.\u201d
\nTraian Gh. Cristea (lectura apar\u021bine lui M. Costea): \u201e(Mo\u0219ului dornic de pl\u0103ceri) Cu pl\u0103ceri vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 se-mbete,\/ Mo\u0219ulic\u0103 a luat plas\u0103.\/ N-a v\u0103zut c\u0103 dintre fete\/ Cea mai sexi… avea coas\u0103. (Deputatului v\u00eerstnic-demagog) Deputatu’-nc\u0103run\u021bit,\/ Pentru c\u00e2t a tot min\u021bit,\/ Strig\u0103 tare \u0219i cu fal\u0103:\/ ,,Vreau pensie special\u0103!” (\u00cen c\u0103utarea poten\u021bei) Vai s\u0103rmanu’ mo\u0219 Ion!\/ Poart\u0103 frac \u0219i papion,\/ St\u00e2rmocind prin Parlament,\/ Doar de-o deveni potent. (Soa\u021ba c\u0103tre so\u021bul dus cu pluta) B\u00e2rfa lumi-i o viroag\u0103! A zvonit c\u0103 n-ai o doag\u0103.\/ Adev\u0103ru-i, vrei, nu vrei,\/ C\u0103 din doage-\u021bi lipsesc… trei. (\u00centrebarea prostului) \u201eBanu-i ochiul dracului!\u201d\/ Zic b\u0103tr\u00e2nii. S\u0103-i ascul\u021bi!\/ Prostu-ntreab\u0103-n sinea lui:\/ -\u201eAzi au dracii ochi mai mul\u021bi?\u201d (Epitaf – defunctul b\u0103tr\u00e2n alcoolic, pov\u0103\u021buindu-l pe t\u00e2n\u0103rul urma\u0219) La morm\u00e2nt s\u0103 nu jele\u0219ti!\/ Bea t\u0103rie c\u00e2t pofte\u0219ti!\/ \u0218i \u00ee\u021bi jur, vei da de bine,\/ Cur\u00e2nd vei sta l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine! (Mo\u0219neagului lefterit de o tineric\u0103) C\u00e2nd ia pensia baban\u0103,\/ Se crede \u00een paradis,\/ Lefterit de o codan\u0103,\/ \u00cen infern st\u0103 el… proscris. (Regretul unchia\u0219ului) Coco\u0219 f\u0103los \u0219i \u00eenr\u0103it,\/ Multe puicu\u021be a vr\u0103jit.\/ Acum e slab \u0219i coc\u00e2rjat,\/ Degeaba-l \u021bine… soa\u021ba-n pat.\u201d
\nInvitatul special Manea Aghean\u0103 \u0219i chitara sa a punctat un moment muzical, care\u00a0a relaxat atmosfera cu dragostea \u0219i voia bun\u0103 din c\u00e2ntecele sale.
\nValeria Popa, fiind singura creatoare de fabule: \u201e(Pe\u0219tele\u00a0trufa\u0219)\u00a0La o sfad\u0103 ascultai, ast\u0103zi-diminea\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd,\/ Se-auzea ici un pe\u0219te, colo un purcel vorbind.\/ Se schimbase obiceiul ce-l \u0219tiam noi de la pe\u0219te,\/ Acum el, purcelul, tace, iar el, pe\u0219tele, vorbe\u0219te.\/\/\u00a0– Uit\u0103-te bine la tine! E\u0219ti un simplu dobitoc,\/ Am\u0103r\u00e2t \u0219i prost din fire, n-ai m\u0103car pic de noroc.\/ Toat\u0103 ziua t\u0103v\u0103lit e\u0219ti \u00een noroaie, p\u00e2n\u0103-n g\u00e2t,\/ De nu-\u021bi mai\u00a0cuno\u0219ti culoarea nici pe fa\u021b\u0103, nici pe r\u00e2t.\/\/\u00a0Ia prive\u0219te-m\u0103 tu bine, ‘s ca un F\u0103t-Frumos: curat,\/ Str\u0103lucesc cu solzii-n soare \u0219i ce bine-s \u00eembr\u0103cat,\/ Cur\u0103\u021benia din juru-mi se f\u0103le\u0219te \u0219i ea-n soare;\/ Jur\u0103 tu, de po\u021bi cumva, te compari cu mine oare?\/\/ C\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd purcelul zice, groh\u0103ind \u00een troaca\u00a0lui:\/ – Oi fi \u0219i tu cineva,\u00a0unul din cei mai fudui!\/ Prea te crezi, b\u0103iete, mare, dar te-ai \u00eentrebat vreodat\u0103,\/ Cui aduci folos cu asta? Po\u021bi sta drept la judecat\u0103?\/ Ia aminte la ce-mi iese din ur\u00e2ta mea guri\u021b\u0103,\/ C\u0103-\u021bi vorbe\u0219te porcovanul\u00a0\u0219i z\u0103naticul de Ghi\u021b\u0103:\/ Cine carnea mea o gust\u0103, laud\u0103 pe Dumnezeu,\/ C\u0103-l desf\u0103t cu-at\u00e2tea bunuri f\u0103cute din trupul meu.\/ \u0218i tu e\u0219ti gustos b\u0103iete, dar ai oase \u0219i at\u00e2t.\/ S-o mierleasc\u0103 omul poate, r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd cu osu-n g\u00e2t. Morala: \u0218i-ntre oameni se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ca acei ce sunt frumo\u0219i,\/ Parfuma\u021bi \u0219i buni de gur\u0103, mai ales l\u0103ud\u0103ro\u0219i,\/ R\u0103u s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 una-dou\u0103 \u0219i pe drumuri s\u0103 te poarte,\/ Ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-\u021bi chiar pl\u0103cerea de-a te-mpinge c\u0103tre moarte.”
\nSafta Leaut\u0103: \u201e(Din educa\u021bie) Toat\u0103 \u0219coala a aflat,\/ Eleva X e-ns\u0103rcinat\u0103!\/ S-a pus vin\u0103 pe-un b\u0103iat,\/ S\u0103 aib\u0103 copilul tat\u0103. (Mod\u0103) F\u0103r\u0103 jen\u0103 merg pe strad\u0103\/ Doi tineri \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bi,\/ Ea, cu tatuaj pe noad\u0103,\/ El, cu blugii h\u0103rt\u0103ni\u021bi. (Domnului Ghinea) Ghinea-\u0219terne pe h\u00e2rtie\/ Vorbe-alese, cu mult har,\/ Untul \u00eentins pe o felie,\/ Nu degeaba-i cronicar. (Unui burlac) I-a zis, cu necaz, bunica,\/ S\u0103 se-nsoare… cu Ilinca,\/ Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2\u021bi ani are,\/ Doar s\u0103 fie \u201efat\u0103 mare\u201d. (Unui medic de familie) Nu consult\u0103 pacienta,\/ Chiar dac\u0103 zice \u201ec\u0103 mor\u201d.\/ A\u0219teapt\u0103 ca s\u0103-i dai suta,\/ Cu ochii-n calculator. (Iarna pe uli\u021b\u0103) Pe la hoarne iese fum,\/ Nu mai vezi s\u0103nii pe drum,\/ Doar ma\u0219ini trase pe dreapta,\/ A\u0219tept\u00e2nd la r\u00e2nd lopata. (Unui tip nemul\u021bumit) Faci prea mult\u0103 tevatur\u0103\/ Pentru o mic\u0103-n\u021bep\u0103tur\u0103.\/ Tu m-ai \u00eenjurat de mam\u0103,\/ Eu te-n\u021bep \u00een epigram\u0103. (Buletin meteo) Anun\u021bi vremea, ca s\u0103 \u0219tiu.\/ \u00cen bluza… cod portocaliu\/ \u0218i-acum \u021bi-aduc repro\u0219u’\/ Fusta-i clar c\u0103-i de… cod ro\u0219u. (Avem premier femeie) Noutate-n Rom\u00e2nia,\/ Premier e Vasilica,\/ Cu Drag’ ne-a\/ T\u0103iat \u201epamblica\u201d. (Unui be\u021biv) Mi-a zis doctorul c\u0103 mor,\/ Dac-o s\u0103 mai beau alcool.\/ Cic\u0103, s\u0103 beau numai ap\u0103.\/ C\u00e2te pic\u0103turi s\u0103-mi treac\u0103? (Unui elev) Cu mare greu a luat Bac-ul,\/ Nu \u0219tiu din care pricin\u0103,\/ Ca s\u0103 afle care-i leacul,\/ S-a \u00eenscris la medicin\u0103.\u201d
\n\u00a0Nicolae Constantinescu: \u201e(\u00cen memoria marelui epigramist Mircea Ionescu-Quintus)\u00a0Quintus scrie azi \u00een cer,\/ Pentru cei care nu pier\/ \u0218i b\u0103tr\u00e2na epigram\u0103\/ Pl\u00e2nge ast\u0103zi a\u0219a dram\u0103!\u00a0(Marelui Caragiale) Ion Luca Caragiale,\/ Scriitor din Haimanale,\/ Nu ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 aforisme,\/Ci ne spune \u201emiticisme\u201d.\u201d
\nMihai Constantinescu: \u201e(Criticilor literari)\u00a0Cum s-au \u00eenmul\u021bit poe\u021bii,\/ \u00cen p\u0103dure ca bure\u021bii,\/ Criticii-n totalitate,\/ Vor spor de toxicitate. (Unui epigramist) Nici \u00een morm\u00e2nt nu e trist,\/ Harnicul epigramist.\/ \u00cens\u0103, nu-l b\u0103ga\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103,\/ C\u0103 v\u0103 face o epigram\u0103.\u201d
\nLauren\u021biu Turcu: \u201e(Unui epigramist) Te a\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi dea umorul\/ Ambalat, la kilograme?\/ Nu! \u021ai-l d\u0103 cu bini\u0219orul,\/ E pi grame… ; Epigramele citite\/ Z\u0103u c-ar fi frumoase, frate,\/ chiar de nu sunt tip\u0103rite…\/ F\u0103-le caligrafiate!\u00a0(Domnului Hangu) Nu te la\u0219i deloc, b\u0103die,\/ Tare sus \u021bi-e rangu’,\/ Fiindc\u0103 muza-n poezie,\/ \u00ce\u021bi tot \u021bine… Hangu!\u00a0(Moda \u00een Rai) El privea \u00eentruna frunza…\/ -Ce te ui\u021bi, Adame-a\u0219a?\/ – P\u0103i, a\u0219tept s\u0103 vin\u0103 toamna,\/ Poate va c\u0103dea \u0219i ea!\u00a0(Moda) Ce frumoas\u0103 este moda,\/ Cum s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi plac\u0103!\/ Ea nu mai \u00eembrac\u0103 lumea,\/ Ci mai mult dezbrac\u0103! (Oftalmologii) C\u00e2\u021bi doctori merit\u0103 elogii,\/ Sunt dedica\u021bi \u0219i merituo\u0219i!\/ Dar, pentru ce, oftalmogii,\/ Lucreaz\u0103 doar\u00a0pe ochi frumo\u0219i? (Cosmopolit) \u2013 operat de dr.T\u0103taru – Buz\u0103ul, azi se define\u0219te\/ A fi ora\u0219 cosmopolit\/ Prin Optimed, ce reune\u0219te: T\u0103tar cu Turc, s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit!\u00a0(Pretext) Arar m\u0103 mai privea, direct, nevasta,\/ Dar de un timp, se sparge \u00een figuri,\/ C\u0103 mi se uit\u0103 des \u00een ochi, n\u0103pasta,\/ Tot pretext\u00e2nd c\u0103-mi pune pic\u0103turi… (Medical\u0103) C\u00e2nd vorbi\u021bi de medicin\u0103,\/ \u00cembl\u00e2nzi cuvintele,\/ C\u0103 ce scap\u0103 ea din m\u00e2n\u0103,\/ Ia din zbor, p\u0103rintele. Ca \u00een tenis: doctorul,\/ Joac\u0103 str\u00e2ns cu preotul.\/ doctorul \u2013 paseaz\u0103,\/ Popa-nmorm\u00e2nteaz\u0103.\u00a0(Ora\u0219ul meu) Eu \u00eemi spun nedumerirea,\/ Fiindc\u0103 nu pricep, e greu:\/ Cum de-s oamenii ca mierea,\/ Da-i S\u0103rat ora\u0219ul meu? (Parcul) Parcul de pe Strada Mare,\/ Cu a\u0219a un gard frumos,\/ Plin de via\u021b\u0103-i, fr\u0103\u021bioare:\/ Ciori de sus \u0219i c\u00e2ini pe jos! (Schimbare)\u00a0\u00cen R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat mi-e via\u021ba,\/ El m-a crescut \u0219i dezvoltat\/ Dar, trist constat c\u0103-\u0219i schimb\u0103 fa\u021ba\/ \u0218i se transform\u0103-n… Rrom S\u0103rat.\u00a0(Cutremur) Nu-i cutremur, frate,\/ Din ad\u00e2nc ce vine…\/\u00a0Soacr\u0103-mea. Sughite,\/ Tot g\u00e2ndind la mine!\u00a0(Unui so\u021b b\u0103tr\u00e2n) C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i ia \u00een bra\u021be soa\u021ba\/ \u0218i o str\u00e2nge-n coasta sa,\/ St\u0103 \u0219i-\u0219i scarpin\u0103 m\u0103trea\u021ba:\/ – Oare, mai era ceva?\u00a0(Mie) C\u00e2nd cite\u0219te subsemnatul,\/ Nu v\u0103 da\u021bi din coate!\/ Face \u0219i el, bietul,\/ Doar at\u00e2t c\u00e2t poate!\u201d
\nAneta\u00a0Pioar\u0103: \u201e(Guverna\u021bilor)\u00a0Sunt preocupa\u021bi la s\u00e2nge!\/ Vor s\u0103 dea cu to\u021bi-un tun,\/ Dar \u00een Pia\u021b\u0103 lumea pl\u00e2nge\/ \u0218i cer un guvern mai bun. (Prieteni virtuali) Umbl\u00e2nd ades pe la butoane\/ Dai \u201elike\u201d \u0219i-\u021bi faci prieteni milioane,\/ Dar dac\u0103 se-mboln\u0103ve\u0219te unul,\/ V\u0103 jur, la u\u0219a lui, nu va b\u0103tea niciunul!\u201d
\nStana Milo\u0219: \u201e(Unui parlamentar)\u00a0L-am crezut un leu sadea,\/ La tribun\u0103 c\u00e2nd r\u0103cnea.\/ \u00cens\u0103-n timp m-am dumerit,\/ Nu-i dec\u00e2t un leu corcit. (Unui lene\u0219) Adesea el se l\u0103uda, cum mun\u021bii din loc i-ar muta.\/ Dar, c\u00e2nd po\u0219ta\u0219ul i-a-nm\u00e2nat venitul minim garantat,\/ \u00cendat\u0103 el \u0219i-a amintit,\/ C\u0103 nu e bun pentru muncit. (Unui epigramist) Amice, ai mare talent!\/ \u00cen epigrame, evident.\/ Dar, ca s\u0103-\u021bi mearg\u0103 totu-n plin,\/ Prefer-un spin acului fin.\u00a0(Unui nec\u0103jit) S\u0103-\u0219i verse necazu-a vrut\/ \u0218i la birt a tot b\u0103ut,\/ Dar v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 tot nu iese,\/ L-a turnat \u00een cap nevestei. (Dnei S. Leaut\u0103) Cu \u0219armu-i obi\u0219nuit,\/ Trandafiri ne-a oferit.\/ De cumva te-n\u021bepi \u00een spini,\/ Ea z\u00e2mbe\u0219te, tu suspini. (Colegilor) Atunci c\u00e2nd Hangu e prezent,\/ E bine s\u0103 fii prudent,\/ Altfel ajungi, de bun\u0103 seam\u0103,\/ Un subiect de epigram\u0103. (Dlui V. Ghinea)\u00a0Ascuns dup\u0103 lentile fumurii,\/ C\u0103 e un filosof n-ai b\u0103nui.\/ A\u0219 crede eu, c\u0103 mai degrab\u0103,\/ Filosofia-i st\u0103 \u00een barb\u0103. (Dlui C. Dr\u00eestaru) Debandad\u0103 e-n arhiv\u0103,\/ Documente \u00een deriv\u0103.\/ Nu-i potop, nici uraganu’,\/ A trecut pe-aici Dr\u00eestaru.\u201d
\nLiviu Nicolae: \u201eSunt \u00eenc\u00e2ntat c\u0103 am asistat la o manifesta\u021bie mult superioar\u0103. Dac\u0103 metodologic, s-ar schimba ordinea ac\u021biunilor de-a lungul s\u0103rb\u0103torilor R\u00e2mnicului, lans\u0103rile de carte s\u0103 fie \u00een a doua parte. Epigrama fiind socotit\u0103 gen u\u0219or, a fost\u00a0\u00een\u021beleas\u0103 prost.\u00a0Noi cei care ascult\u0103m\u00a0epigrama, o sclipire a inteligen\u021bei umane, nu vom reu\u0219i s\u0103 scriem o epigram\u0103. De aceea, pot spune, toat\u0103 stima pentru epigram\u0103. A fost o zi relaxant\u0103, pl\u0103cut\u0103.\u201d
\nUltimul cuv\u00e2nt l-a avut invitatul special Manea Aghean\u0103 \u0219i chitara sa, care a \u00eenc\u00e2ntat asisten\u021ba cu melodii\u00a0rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti de neuitat.
\n\u200bS\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 25 august, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu ora 11:00, lectorul de serviciu al \u0219edin\u021bei Cenaclului\u00a0literar-artistic \u201eAlexandru Sihleanu\u201d, va fi Cristi Rusin. V\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m, cu drag!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"