{"id":7151,"date":"2018-09-01T22:45:01","date_gmt":"2018-09-01T19:45:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7151"},"modified":"2018-09-01T22:50:39","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T19:50:39","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-adiam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7151","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Adiam&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n Planez cu centura pus\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Doar necunoscutul picajelor nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite \u0219tersesem de pe lista cu senza\u021bii noi, \u00een avion numai fe\u021be&#8230;. Unora li se aprind becule\u021bele \u00een cap, nou\u0103 deasupra. Televizor \u00een revizie, tremuriciuri mai bl\u00e2nde ca pe \u0219oselele de-acas\u0103, femei de ,,serviciu&#8221; mai pu\u021bine ca prima oar\u0103. Una. Necoapt\u0103. Parc\u0103 nu din lotul top modelelor, aidoma perindatelor pe retina-mi dornic\u0103 s\u0103 se <strong>adape<\/strong> m\u0103car o dat\u0103-n via\u021b\u0103 la izvorul cu ,,\u00eengerii lui&#8230;&#8221; Icar. N-au lipsit in\u0219ii <strong>acu\u021bi<\/strong> \u00een glas, cel de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, vecin \u0219i la prima \u00eembarcare, s-a dedat la acelea\u0219i glume undeva spre coada avionului, al\u0103turi de vreo c\u00e2teva muieru\u0219ti c\u0103rora le smulgea un fel de chir\u0103ieli, nu r\u00e2sete autentice, ca r\u0103spuns, probabil, la timbrul lui semir\u0103gu\u0219it de eunuc.<br \/>\n     G\u0103sisem solu\u021bia. La viraje \u0219i picaje m\u0103 aplecam cu corpul aproape zece grade \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i disp\u0103rea par\u021bial vertijul. \u00cendrept\u0103\u021bit s\u0103 nu pot <strong>adora<\/strong> iremediabil cilindrii cu foi\u021be de aluminiu-nfipte-n p\u0103r\u021bi \u0219i-n dos. Trepida\u021biile n-au contenit. Dou\u0103 ore transformate-n patru dup\u0103 fusurile orare de permanent\u0103 alert\u0103 ce m-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 uit ce s-a servit la cin\u0103, r\u0103mas doar cu amintirea bobului de fasole matinal de la prima ridicare \u00een aer, <strong>acrul<\/strong> esofagian caracteristic unui bol alimentar f\u0103cut ghem \u00een stomac, din ale c\u0103rui componente nu lipsiser\u0103 oul, untul \u0219i gemul \u00een por\u021bioare minuscule. A\u0219a m\u0103 ia \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, se \u00eentorc ma\u021bele pe dos \u0219i-ncep s\u0103-mi trimit\u0103 semnale gastrice de refuz. V\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi ce va s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple \u00een avion. De aceea am renun\u021bat o bun\u0103 bucat\u0103 din via\u021b\u0103 la salatele de beouf \u0219i la castravetele murat extras borcanului ori butoiului pentru \u00eenfr\u0103\u021birea cu fasolea, iahnie b\u0103nuiesc a-i zice, \u00een palatul papilelor gustative. <strong>Acrea<\/strong> mama&#8230; mam\u0103-mam\u0103! <strong>Acrim<\/strong> \u0219i noi cucum\u0103rul, da&#8217; nu ne iese, unii au \u00eens\u0103 metode speciale \u0219i nu-i de uitat un buc\u0103tar de prin Giurgiu, l\u0103udat de fanul local num\u0103rul unu al lui Geamba\u0219u, nea Balaban, ce d\u0103dea o veritabil\u0103 mur\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een doar cinci minute dintr-un exemplar abia cules de pe vrej. Sar de la una la alta, a\u0219a cum fug \u0219i g\u00e2ndurile de neputin\u021ba evad\u0103rii din starea de vertij: pe bac nu mi-e bine, \u00een automobil prima curb\u0103 \u00eemi scurge s\u00e2ngele din obraji, iar avionul&#8230; m\u0103 ucide f\u0103r\u0103 posibilitate de evadare. \u00cenot satisf\u0103c\u0103tor, m-a\u0219 putea rostogoli pe \u0219osea la o adic\u0103, dar de zburat n-am reu\u0219it \u00eenc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b. Cum s\u0103 <strong>adori<\/strong> o astfel de c\u0103l\u0103torie, la finalul c\u0103reia, declarat mul\u021bumit, s\u0103 aplauzi frenetic? S-o <strong>adore<\/strong>&#8230;.<br \/>\n     P\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenserare am num\u0103rat \u0219uruburile aripei st\u00e2ngi, peticele, defec\u021biunile \u0219i cum <strong>adiem<\/strong> ca o frunz\u0103-n v\u00e2nt noi \u0219i ele la fiecare hop atmosferic. ,,Avantajul&#8221; celui de la fereastr\u0103, teama lui n-o au ceilal\u021bi, dac\u0103 trece la aterizare, nici cu <strong>adusa<\/strong> por\u021bie de suc, ap\u0103 sau vin nu se amelioreaz\u0103, cu pliantul f\u0103cut evantai m\u0103 <strong>aeram<\/strong> \u00een van&#8230;. Doar vocea stewardesei v\u00e2rstnice m\u0103 vr\u0103jise pe culoarul Bucure\u0219ti-Bruxelles, avea acel ceva&#8230;. Ar fi f\u0103cut o carier\u0103 de succes la radio sau \u00een televiziune. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i instruc\u021biunile pentru cazurile de urgen\u021b\u0103 p\u0103reau o poveste, cuvintele curgeau, indiferent de provenien\u021b\u0103 \u0219i uz, ca ni\u0219te incanta\u021bii, neb\u0103nuind c\u0103 exist\u0103 undeva la cap\u0103tul culoarului un mim ce descrie admirabila nara\u021biune bilingv\u0103. Observat t\u00e2rziu, de tot r\u00e2sul, cu o gestic\u0103 exagerat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Planez cu centura pus\u0103&#8230;. Doar necunoscutul picajelor nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite \u0219tersesem de pe lista cu senza\u021bii noi, \u00een avion numai fe\u021be&#8230;. Unora<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7151"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7154,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7151\/revisions\/7154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}