{"id":7130,"date":"2018-08-25T22:51:28","date_gmt":"2018-08-25T19:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7130"},"modified":"2018-08-25T23:27:20","modified_gmt":"2018-08-25T20:27:20","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7130","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acil\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Dorin\u021bele apar uneori, dispar \u00eens\u0103 la&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Plec\u0103m, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it! Planurile mele de cas\u0103 nou\u0103 abia se conturau, gard, alei, funda\u021bii \u0219i&#8230;. Un pomelnic lung \u0219i costisitor de materiale. Ajung \u00een patul meu, singurul \u00een care dac\u0103 \u00eenfig cornul \u00een pern\u0103, <strong>adorm<\/strong> la mare urgen\u021b\u0103. Totu\u0219i, c\u0103ile spre avion, cum spusesem, te \u00eenv\u00e2rt \u0219i te sucesc de r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 punct de reper, <strong>acu\u0219a<\/strong> abia bag de seam\u0103 c\u0103 prima parte din traseu s-a \u0219ters definitiv din minte, am luat elevatorul, am purces pe scara puturosului, habar n-am! Dup\u0103 aceea  se contureaz\u0103 totul cu precizie. Ai nim\u0103nui la casa pentru procurarea final-way-ticket-ului, un pustiu \u00eenfrico\u0219\u0103tor se <strong>aciu\u0103<\/strong> \u00een sufletul meu de c\u0103l\u0103tor \u00eent\u00e2rziat, rupt de grosul grup\u0103rii artistice \u0219i obligat s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 pe uliul <strong>adiat<\/strong> de curen\u021bii lui zece mii de leghe&#8230; peste nori. Nimeni \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, nimeni \u00een spate, dup\u0103 ce se perindaser\u0103 la vama iri\u0219ilor puzderie de coplanetari. N-om avea ghinionul ca vreunui b\u0103rbo\u0219at s\u0103-i treac\u0103 prin bil\u0103 a se <strong>ad\u0103pa<\/strong> la ,,izvorul t\u0103m\u0103duirii&#8221; coparticipan\u021bilor la traficul aerian, nu s-o fi infiltrat vreun <strong>adept<\/strong> la inep\u021bia izb\u0103virii prin moarte instantanee c\u00e2t mai violent\u0103, <strong>adult<\/strong>, dar f\u0103r\u0103 minte-ntreag\u0103, de-l de <strong>ador\u0103<\/strong> pe Allah, pe care-l <strong>aduce<\/strong> ceasul fatal c\u00e2nd \u021bi-e lumea mai drag\u0103? ,,Ia uite-ne \u0219i pe noi, ne <strong>adun\u0103<\/strong> clipa ca s\u0103 ne d\u0103m duhul la mii de kilometri de \u021bar\u0103!&#8221;, <strong>ad\u0103st<\/strong> n\u0103t\u00e2ng o vreme la scenariul \u0103sta de co\u0219mar. Buletinul, numele \u00een scripte, eliberare. Bagaj \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, chit\u0103ri la cal\u0103, dar la alt ghi\u0219eu. \u0218i nu \u0219tiu cum se face c\u0103 intr\u0103m deodat\u0103 \u00een aglomera\u021bie, obrazul vastelor \u00eenc\u0103peri, umbrite \u00een urm\u0103 de posibilitatea c\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 <strong>aduni<\/strong> in\u0219i cu nemiluita spre a-i suprima \u00een \u0219ag\u0103, se \u00eembujoreaz\u0103, culoarea vie\u021bii se las\u0103 <strong>adus\u0103<\/strong> pe retin\u0103 \u0219i se <strong>adap\u0103<\/strong> \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 vom supravie\u021bui. Cel pu\u021bin o vreme. O travers\u0103m \u0219i ne \u00eendrept\u0103m c\u0103tre ,,nudism&#8221;. Zece por\u021bi ca s\u0103 <strong>adune<\/strong> informa\u021bii despre chilo\u021bii mei, ai t\u0103i \u0219i ai lui. S\u0103 nu fie de tabl\u0103 c\u0103 piuie \u00eenc\u0103 de la&#8230;. <strong>Adu\u0219i<\/strong> ca vitele la abator intr\u0103m cu alt\u0103 team\u0103, s\u0103 nu cumva vreun ,,amabil&#8221; s\u0103 ne fi ,,\u00eemprumutat&#8221; cu niscai ,,interzise&#8221;, eu \u0219i Alex pe un gang de verificare, Dan l\u00e2ng\u0103. <strong>Aclam<\/strong> scrupulozitatea, mi-e drag\u0103 minu\u021biozitatea, dar nu c\u00e2nd ai de verificat lenjerie, tubulatur\u0103 de past\u0103 de din\u021bi ori spray. S\u0103 le fac\u0103 din plastic. B\u0103rbatul, deh, mai necioplit, femeii \u00eens\u0103, \u00een v\u0103zul tuturor s\u0103-i at\u00e2rni \u0219pilhozeii \u00een v\u00e2rful creionului denot\u0103 lips\u0103 de respect a intimit\u0103\u021bii, s\u0103 se mai nimereasc\u0103 cineva&#8230; &#8211; la plecare din Bucure\u0219ti, cum \u00eei este obiceiul \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii de a <strong>aduna<\/strong> persoane din aceea\u0219i zon\u0103 habital\u0103, am \u00eent\u00e2lnit la intrarea \u00een aeroport un r\u00e2mnicean de care nu m\u0103 desp\u0103r\u021beau 24 de ore de c\u00e2nd purtasem o convorbire telefonic\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0219tiin\u021beze c\u0103 se va deplasa spre&#8230; &#8211; se face dama instantaneu neagr\u0103, verde, bleumarin&#8230;. Un curcubeu&#8230;. O mutr\u0103 <strong>acrie<\/strong> mai lipse\u0219te, o englez\u0103 r\u0103stit\u0103, o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe pistol a trupelor ce-\u0219i fac rondul ca pe front \u0219i e de-ajuns s\u0103 \u021bi se \u00eenmoaie m\u0103dularele, s\u0103 transpiri, s\u0103 te ia cu le\u0219in. \u0218i \u0103\u0219tia sap\u0103 video <strong>ad\u00e2nc<\/strong> \u00een m\u0103runtaiele geamantanului&#8230;. Mi-am r\u00e2s \u00een sine de sistem, nu e nicidecum o radiografie precis\u0103, pe display, cel pu\u021bin \u00een capitala noastr\u0103, se \u00een\u0219ir\u0103 linii \u0219i curbe, de diferite nuan\u021be, trasate parc\u0103 \u00een joac\u0103 de copiii de trei, patru ani. Hazul nu te scap\u0103 totu\u0219i de atmosfera \u00eencins\u0103, sufocant\u0103, niciun sistem de <strong>aeraj<\/strong> nu te ajut\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi reduci m\u0103car cu o zecime de grad temperatura brusc crescut\u0103, g\u00e2tuitoare. Sufli c\u0103tre pieptul degajat cu degetele prinse de c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103, faci palma evantai, cau\u021bi s\u0103 te <strong>adapi<\/strong> la v\u00e2na cu v\u00e2nt rece din aparatura halei \u00een zadar, nu trece pe moment.<br \/>\n     Prin st\u00e2nga am intrat, pe dreapta ie\u0219im. \u0218i d\u0103-i \u0219i num\u0103r\u0103. \u0218i-a noastr\u0103 parc\u0103 intrase-n p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dorin\u021bele apar uneori, dispar \u00eens\u0103 la&#8230;. Plec\u0103m, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it! Planurile mele de cas\u0103 nou\u0103 abia se conturau, gard, alei, funda\u021bii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7130"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7134,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7130\/revisions\/7134"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}