{"id":7118,"date":"2018-08-21T23:11:28","date_gmt":"2018-08-21T20:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7118"},"modified":"2018-08-21T23:11:28","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T20:11:28","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-achii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7118","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Achii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Vizita\u021bi un aeroport. Sta\u021bi departe de toate cu g\u00e2ndul \u0219i privi\u021bi. Nota\u021bi observa\u021biile am\u0103nun\u021bit. Trimite\u021bi o copie a raportului prin po\u0219t\u0103. Deschide\u021bi-o peste\u2026.<br \/>\n      Am a\u0219teptat aproape nemi\u0219cat, pa\u0219ii mici, sprijinirea de balustrada de sticl\u0103, construit\u0103 special pentru protejarea de eventualele c\u0103deri l\u00e2ng\u0103 lift \u0219i sc\u0103rile rulante, c\u00e2nd pe o m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u00e2nd pe alta nici nu se pun la socoteal\u0103. Alex ie\u0219ea des la fumat, iar Dan c\u0103uta dincolo de fly-port o solu\u021bie la neajunsul s\u0103u. Str\u0103in, p\u0103zitor de bagaj, lipsit de orice mijloc de comunicare. Spectator. Ochii? <strong>Acere<\/strong>. <strong>Acolo<\/strong>, \u00een punctul cel mai ferit de milioanele de trasee desenate \u00een grab\u0103, nu te poate <strong>acuza<\/strong> nimeni de indiscre\u021bie, c\u0103l\u0103torii abia dac\u0103 reu\u0219esc s\u0103 prind\u0103 un reper \u00een lungul itinerar derulat \u00eentre intrare \u0219i urcu\u0219ul \u00een avion, mul\u021bi sunt la cel mult, aidoma mie, al doilea zbor. Totul nou, chiar dac\u0103 amintirile tind s\u0103-\u021bi semnaleze comuniuni anterioare cu locul, de unde?, se \u00een\u0219eal\u0103, ce-a fost la ie\u0219ire nu are nimic din ce g\u0103se\u0219ti <strong>acuma<\/strong>, la debutul return\u0103rii. <strong>Acuzi<\/strong> lipsa de aten\u021bie, ai <strong>acute<\/strong> mustr\u0103ri de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, iar \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu <strong>aderi<\/strong> la spa\u021biul interna\u021bional ca un nou venit. Ca un copil \u00een c\u0103utarea mamei \u0219i tat\u0103lui sau cel pu\u021bin unui frate. U\u0219a glisant\u0103. Chinezi \u2013 grupa\u021bi, v\u00e2rstnici \u00een majoritate, deruta\u021bi mai ceva ca persoana-mi, pu\u0219ti pierdut \u00een marea derut\u0103 a repatrierii, cu mine interogative. Arabi, famili\u0219ti dup\u0103 regula eu \u0219i turma, <strong>adic\u0103<\/strong> dup\u0103 ierarhia celor ce <strong>ader\u0103<\/strong> la ideea c\u0103 femeia \u0219i copilul sunt elemente secundare: b\u0103rbatul mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i numai el \u00een toate. Africani, fran\u021buzi\u021bi, cu femele \u00eemburto\u0219ate, rar f\u0103r\u0103 puiet la dospit, colorate, buzate excesiv de sarcin\u0103, cu sf\u00e2rcurile \u00eemb\u0103\u021bo\u0219ate ca glontele de mitralier\u0103\u2026. Specie frecvent\u0103 \u2013 stewardese, ca-n reclame, ve\u021bi fi de <strong>acord<\/strong> cu mine c\u0103 afurisitele chiar sunt frumoase, iar uniforma albastr\u0103, de notat cu zece pentru creator, un <strong>adaos<\/strong> ce spore\u0219te aceast\u0103 percep\u021bie. Suedezi, blonzi, cu copii la fel de b\u0103lai, cu <strong>acnee<\/strong> frecvent\u0103, ame\u021bi\u021bi ca orezarii, culoarea predominant\u0103 probabil afecteaz\u0103 negativ orientarea. <strong>Adaug<\/strong> apatridele, mestec\u0103toare de gum\u0103, \u00een\u021bolite evident s\u0103 atrag\u0103 aten\u021bia asupra unei p\u0103r\u021bi corporale, sa\u021biate de at\u00e2ta cunoa\u0219tere a mapamondului. Manipulan\u021bii de c\u0103rucioare doldora, de ne\u00een\u021beles pentru garderoba imens\u0103 la purt\u0103tor. Bine\u00een\u021beles, cum la niciun accident mondial nu lipse\u0219te un rom\u00e2n, nici airport-ul nu se poate descotorosi de\u2026 \u021b\u0103rani. ,,Regn&#8221; din care nu m\u0103 pot exclude cu fapta.<br \/>\n     ,,<strong>Aedul<\/strong>&#8221; popular nu putea inventa dec\u00e2t texte pentru ,,u\u0219a cortului&#8221;, cuvinte de <strong>acriu<\/strong>, <strong>acuze<\/strong> birj\u0103re\u0219ti la adresa creatorului at\u00e2tor feluri de na\u021bii \u0219i l\u0103s\u0103rii lor \u00een voia cea mai dezordonat\u0103, din ceea ce pornise ca o sesiune \u00een care \u00eemi propusesem s\u0103 <strong>admir<\/strong> reu\u0219itele Domnului, am ajuns s\u0103 <strong>adopt<\/strong> pozi\u021bia contrar\u0103: artistul cosmosian \u0219i-a ratat cariera. Dar n-a dat gre\u0219 la transportul ,,Bra\u021belor de munc\u0103&#8221; \u00een ziua \u0219i ora stabilite.<br \/>\n     Revenirea glorioas\u0103, danian\u0103, a dat startul maratonului cu obstacole de 30 aprilie: escalada primului etaj, emiterea biletelor, etichetarea \u0219i verificarea bagajelor de cal\u0103, despuierea\u2026, verificarea la bolentin \u0219i belet, a\u0219teptarea \u00een sala pa\u0219ilor pierdu\u021bi, secunda verificare la ausweiss, calea spre tunelul\u2026, ultima c\u0103utare la tichetul de zbor. <strong>Acru\u021b<\/strong> e prea pu\u021bin ca s\u0103 descriu starea fizic\u0103 de la stomac p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een buzele g\u00e2tului dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta tevatur\u0103, \u00eentins\u0103 pe o jum\u0103tate de kilometru, poate \u0219i-un dram peste. ,,Mi s-a <strong>acrit<\/strong> de-a binelea, nu mai pot cu at\u00e2ta conformism, s\u0103 nu mai aud de extram\u0103suri impuse doar fiindc\u0103 nebunii \u0219i descreiera\u021bii sunt pu\u0219i pe picior de egalitate cu insul ordinar, dornic s\u0103 traverseze c\u00e2t ai clipi sutele de metri.\u2019\u2019 Cu m\u00e2na pe inim\u0103 declar c\u0103 a\u0219 fi renun\u021bat la transferul rapid sol-aer-sol dac\u0103 eram eu pl\u0103titorul. At\u00e2tea v\u0103mi, at\u00e2tea parcele b\u0103tute cu piciorul, at\u00e2tea priviri indiscrete \u00een m\u0103runtaiele intimit\u0103\u021bii, at\u00e2ta tupeu comercial, cu greu poate fi <strong>admis<\/strong>. <strong>Admit<\/strong> ipoteticele amenin\u021b\u0103ri, dar scoatele \u00een afara perimetrului populat cu normalitate, sunt con\u0219tient c\u0103 r\u0103sverificarea este mama elimin\u0103rii gre\u0219elilor, execut\u0103 totu\u0219i opera\u021biunile \u00eentr-un \u0219ir str\u00e2ns de ghi\u0219ee, ori ai privilegiul domniei, ori pe-al navetistului cu rata la C\u0103sca\u021bi, \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i ei o p\u00e2ine, dar s\u0103-l gole\u0219ti pe client de apa sau sucul achizi\u021bionate la c\u00e2\u021biva lei ca s\u0103 faci for\u021bat-obligat <strong>actul<\/strong> cump\u0103r\u0103rii, c\u00e2nd antepenultima poart\u0103 te ghideaz\u0103 doar prin shop-urile exorbitante, produce revolt\u0103 \u00een creier, o <strong>acut\u0103<\/strong> senza\u021bie c\u0103 ai fa\u021b\u0103 de idiot\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vizita\u021bi un aeroport. Sta\u021bi departe de toate cu g\u00e2ndul \u0219i privi\u021bi. Nota\u021bi observa\u021biile am\u0103nun\u021bit. Trimite\u021bi o copie a raportului prin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7120,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7118\/revisions\/7120"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}