{"id":7106,"date":"2018-08-18T20:39:22","date_gmt":"2018-08-18T17:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7106"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:07:32","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:07:32","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-abale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7106","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Abale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Se mai scap\u0103 din vedere c\u00e2te-o form\u0103, ce-,i de colea s\u0103 iei literele la r\u00e2nd \u0219i s\u0103 le tabelezi dup\u0103 o num\u0103r\u0103toare mai mult dec\u00e2t obsedant\u0103?<br \/>\n     S-a recuperat. Printr-un concurs de \u00eemprejur\u0103ri fericite \u0219i c\u00e2teva manevre <strong>abile<\/strong>, posesorul seriei \u0219i num\u0103rului de carte de identitate s-a \u00eenapoiat victorios, cu pierderi consistente ca \u00een orice b\u0103t\u0103lie cu inamicul spa\u021biu \u0219i timp. Epopeea\u2026. Aceea\u0219i negur\u0103, un strat gros \u0219i nesf\u00e2r\u0219it de nori, \u00eentins c\u00e2t o Belgie \u00eentreag\u0103. (O or\u0103 de la decolare n-am avut <strong>acces<\/strong> vizual c\u0103tre planeta P\u0103m\u00e2nt. Extraterestru fiind, cau\u021bi cu disperare un loc fix dincolo de nebuloasele particule alb-cenu\u0219ii unde s\u0103-\u021bi <strong>aba\u021bi<\/strong> lini\u0219tit \u0219i ochiul, \u0219i talpa, \u0219i nervul spinos.) Peronul pa\u0219ilor dus-\u00eentors, prima dintre v\u0103mile r\u0103bd\u0103rilor mult \u00eencercate, ne-a oprit la jum\u0103tate. ,,B\u0103, am uitat borseta \u00een autobuz!\u201d \u00cenapoi! El doar. Fir, umbr\u0103 \u0219i urm\u0103 de roat\u0103! Relu\u0103m calea, sinuoas\u0103, printre rigori asfaltiere, printre cei care hot\u0103r\u0103sc c\u0103 apartenen\u021ba la un \u0219ir indian le d\u0103 drept de trecere exclusiv\u0103 &#8211; m\u0103 <strong>abuz\u0103<\/strong> unul cu privirea-I indian\u0103, dar nici eu nu i-am \u00eentors un set de iri\u0219i afectuos \u2013 \u0219i la final am ocupat partea cuprins\u0103 \u00eentre lift \u0219i sc\u0103rile rulante. Privilegiat\u0103 de c\u00e2\u021biva ,,str\u0103jeri\u201d liliputani de beton planta\u021bi special, parc\u0103, s\u0103 ne fereasc\u0103 g\u00e2ndurile \u0219i bagajele de cine \u0219tie ce alte surprize. Procedura, cum ac\u021bion\u0103m? Dup\u0103 ce fiecare \u0219i-a num\u0103rat virtual pe <strong>abac\u0103<\/strong> posibilit\u0103\u021bile de rezolvare s-a construit un plan ,,genial\u201d, gra\u021bie c\u0103ruia, dup\u0103 mai pu\u021bin de o or\u0103, Dan a putut flutura marele premiu: obiectele lips\u0103. De\u0219tep\u021bi, <strong>abili<\/strong>, inspira\u021bi, ajuta\u021bi de grandioasa ,,lucrare a Domnului\u201d. Alex\u2026. F\u0103r\u0103 el era pierdut. Dojanele, atentatele verbale asupra lui \u0219i Ilinc\u0103i, toate pentru un num\u0103r de contact salvator. Se <strong>ab\u0103tu<\/strong> cu folos \u00een agend\u0103, g\u0103si telefonul ,,domni\u0219oric\u0103i asistent parlamentar\u201d, mi-l livr\u0103 mie pe calea cea mai oral\u0103 \u0219i purcedar\u0103m la atac\u2026. Succes\u2026. Aproape total. Vorbim, a\u0219tept\u0103m. \u0218i a\u0219tept\u0103m\u2026 un semn, c\u0103 \u00eencurc\u0103tura se va deslu\u0219i, ce nu mai venea. Redial. Gata! De la autobaz\u0103 se poate prelua gentu\u021ba de piele. Cum deja func\u021bionase procedeul, Dan se <strong>abon\u0103<\/strong> pentru o ultim\u0103 dat\u0103 la serviciile mobile interna\u021bionale ale noului meu Maze. Cu totul. Baft\u0103!<br \/>\n     I-au z\u00e2mbit m\u00e2nze\u0219te, o secund\u0103 muncitoreasc\u0103 de-ar mai fi \u00eent\u00e2rziat, am fi petrecut 1 Mai cu valonii, pentru c\u0103 nici nu se discuta s\u0103 \u00eembarc numai jum\u0103tate de trup\u0103, recte eu, doar ca s\u0103 <strong>acced<\/strong> mai repede c\u0103tre confortul casnic. \u0218i l-a costat scump mi\u0219toul mimat din buzele dispecerei \u0219i \u0219oferului ,,r\u0103bd\u0103tori\u201d, c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate de sut\u0103 ,,dar\u201d taximetristului pentru de 16 ori suta de metri. Fra\u021bi eleva\u021bi ai rom\u00e2nilor v\u00e2n\u0103tori de curse la aeroporturi, \u00eencasatori de <strong>acciz<\/strong>, de cum treci pragul pe teritoriul\u2026.<br \/>\n        Au membrii tagmei, to\u021bi aceia ce simt aroma nevoilor stringente, un ochi de <strong>acer\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i-o adaptabilitate la client\u2026. Suficient s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 acel punct de jonc\u021biune\u2026. Ne \u00eentorsesem. Cobor\u00e2sem ca-n filme sau ca preziden\u021bii sosi\u021bi \u00een vizitele oficiale ordinare. F\u0103r\u0103 Fanfara Reprezentativ\u0103, covorul ro\u0219u \u0219i str\u00e2ngerile de m\u00e2n\u0103 ministeriale. La Bucure\u0219ti\u2026. La 11 ale nop\u021bii ,,car\u201d-ul galben f\u0103r\u0103 cai pleac\u0103 la r\u00e2nd, minima alegere, de resurs\u0103 uman\u0103, este interzis\u0103, dac\u0103 spui pas \u021bi se anuleaz\u0103 \u0219ansele intabul\u0103rii \u00een intravilan. Ne-am ales c-un \u021bigan. De capital\u0103. <strong>Acest<\/strong>\u2026 ins ne citise\u2026 dup\u0103 husele de chitar\u0103. Nirvana, AC\/DC\u2026, era preg\u0103tit, mod \u00een care a lungit traseul dup\u0103 cutumiara legisla\u021bie rutier\u0103 a nedep\u0103\u0219irii liniei de demarca\u021bie \u00eentre sensuri \u0219i \u00eentoarcere la traseu la primul\u2026 giratoriu, pentru un final\u2026 destinatar \u00een ton cu pove\u0219tile europene. Triplu. Sec. 90 lei. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 a socotit dup\u0103 trei <strong>abace<\/strong>, dup\u0103 aparatul defect din dreapta volanului <strong>acaju<\/strong>, viteza riff-urilor muzicilor metalice, dup\u0103 tufele de <strong>aca\u021bi<\/strong> cruzi de pe centura Micului Paris ori studiind istoria feroviarilor <strong>acari<\/strong> \u00een\u0219ira\u021bi odinioar\u0103 pe calea de fier, azi dezafectat\u0103, cert s-a dovedit faptul c\u0103 s-a g\u00e2ndit a <strong>acira<\/strong> la doi boemi buni de \u00een\u0219elat. La oprire, \u00eens\u0103, a avut de \u00eenfruntat un munte, la propriu \u0219i figurat, de nemul\u021bumire, ,,Nu-\u021bi dau!\u2019\u2019-ul a fost at\u00e2t de vehement, c\u0103 m\u0103 speriase \u0219i pe mine, \u0219tiam din vremurile de dup\u0103 armat\u0103 ce determinat poate fi Dan c\u00e2nd nedreptele ac\u021biuni ale altora se pun \u00een mi\u0219care. Am crezut c\u0103-l va lua de g\u00e2t\u2026. Ceea ce nu s-a petrecut, <strong>acida<\/strong> statuare \u00een pozi\u021bie, argumentele la fel de <strong>acide<\/strong>, dar corecte, s-au stins cu o penalizare de 10 leu\u021bi, etnicul\u2026 a primit 80. \u0218i dizgra\u021bia total\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se mai scap\u0103 din vedere c\u00e2te-o form\u0103, ce-,i de colea s\u0103 iei literele la r\u00e2nd \u0219i s\u0103 le tabelezi dup\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7106"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7106"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7110,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7106\/revisions\/7110"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}