{"id":7099,"date":"2018-08-15T23:26:10","date_gmt":"2018-08-15T20:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7099"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:07:33","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:07:33","slug":"cotetul-metafore-cainele-ciobanului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7099","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – C\u00e2inele… ciobanului"},"content":{"rendered":"

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,,St\u0103p\u00e2ne, st\u0103p\u00e2ne, mai… cloneaz\u0103 un c\u00e2ine!\u201d<\/p>\n

Oh, my god! \u0219i Holy shit!
\nS\u0103 nu cred ce-am auzit:
\nUE, cic\u0103 pune fr\u00e2n\u0103
\n\u0218i la c\u00e2inii de la st\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i vrea s\u0103 legifereze,
\nNum\u0103rul s\u0103-l limiteze
\nIar o st\u00e2n\u0103, dragii mei,
\nS\u0103 n-aib\u0103 mai mult de trei!<\/p>\n

O prostie a\u0219a enorm\u0103,
\nContrazice orice norm\u0103
\nDe bun sim\u021b elementar
\n\u0218i de drept comunitar!<\/p>\n

Eu a\u0219 merge mai departe
\n\u0218i a\u0219 face ca la carte:
\nPropun s\u0103 se limiteze
\nNum\u0103rul de… c\u0103c\u0103reze!<\/p>\n

Chiar s\u0103 fie num\u0103rate
\nLuate-n contabilitate…
\nIar c\u00e2nd se-mparte profitul
\nS\u0103 vezi c\u00e2t de mult e… shit-ul!<\/p>\n

Ba, mai mult, standardizarea
\nS\u0103 vizeze \u0219i m\u00e2ncarea
\nFiindc\u0103 cred c-ar fi fantastic
\nDac-ar fi iarba din plastic!<\/p>\n

L\u00e2na, din poliester
\nRezistent\u0103, ca de fier
\nS\u0103 nu se mai taie oaia
\nDoar… clonat\u0103, c\u0103-i tot aia!<\/p>\n

To\u021bi ciobanii, inocen\u021bi,
\nS\u0103 fie doctori docen\u021bi
\n\u0218i s\u0103 aib\u0103, \u0219tii ce zic?
\nCa b\u00e2t\u0103… un selfie-stick!<\/p>\n

Iar m\u0103garii, anacronici,
\nS\u0103 fie \u0219i ei… bionici!
\n\u0218i dota\u021bi cu GPS
\n\u0218i cu cipuri, mai ales!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 le vezi de la distan\u021b\u0103
\nC\u00e2nd pleac\u0103 \u00een transhuman\u021b\u0103
\n\u0218i-a\u0219 dori, printre mioare,
\nOleac\u0103 de emancipare!<\/p>\n

Care-nseamn\u0103, dragii mei,
\nOaia s\u0103 nu fete… miei!
\nFiindc\u0103 mi se pare logic
\n\u0218i chiar nu e… ecologic<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103, dup\u0103 norma UE,
\nOaia, tre’ s\u0103 fete… cuie!
\nIar apoi, \u00een loc de lapte,
\nS\u0103 se mulg\u0103… Windows 7!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-a\u0219a, oaia cea banal\u0103,
\nO s-ajung\u0103… virtual\u0103
\nIar noi , \u00eentr-un mod perfid,
\nO s-avem to\u021bi… Android!<\/p>\n

De-aia zic c\u0103-n viitor,
\n(P\u00e2n-atunci poate-o s\u0103 mor!)
\nO s\u0103 fim standardiza\u021bi
\nReci, dezumaniza\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 asta-nseamn\u0103 UE,
\nM\u0103 scuza\u021bi, dar le dau…
\nIar regimul lor cel dur,
\nS\u0103 \u0219i-l bage drept \u00een… cur!<\/p>\n

Om fi noi neam de ciobani
\nDar tr\u0103im de mii de ani
\nF\u0103r\u0103 reguli \u0219i restric\u021bii
\nNatural \u0219i cu tradi\u021bii!<\/p>\n

\u0218i n-o s-avem niciodat\u0103
\nO st\u00e2n\u0103 standardizat\u0103
\n\u0218i nici c\u00e2inii num\u0103ra\u021bi
\n‘r-a\u021bi ai dracu’ de strica\u021bi!<\/p>\n

M\u0103 scuza\u021bi c-am fost cam dur
\nC\u00e2nd am zis cuv\u00e2ntul…cur
\n\u00cens\u0103 e-un cuv\u00e2nt banal
\n\u0218i e (\u00eenc\u0103)… natural!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2inele… ciobanului ,,St\u0103p\u00e2ne, st\u0103p\u00e2ne, mai… cloneaz\u0103 un c\u00e2ine!\u201d Oh, my god! \u0219i Holy shit! S\u0103 nu cred ce-am auzit: UE,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7099"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7099"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7100,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7099\/revisions\/7100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}