{"id":7075,"date":"2018-08-11T20:09:28","date_gmt":"2018-08-11T17:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7075"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:07:33","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:07:33","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-azer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7075","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Azer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180430_110738-e1534007007419.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180430_110738-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7076 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 225px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 225\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180430_110738-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7076\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Mor c\u00e2te pu\u021bin la auzul \u0219i vederea expunerilor repetitive. A\u0219a m-am dezl\u0103n\u021buit&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Fiecare cu trocul lui. Trezise \u00een mine revolu\u021bia seria de \u0219icane puse la cale r\u0103uvoitor de c\u00e2\u021biva cu mo\u021b \u00een frunte. N-o fi fost duetul Alex-Ilinca vreunul celebru, totu\u0219i, nici nenimeni nu se puteau numi, nu puteau fi <strong>ata\u0219<\/strong> la manifestarea bruxellez\u0103, ci vedete, de aceea m-am sim\u021bit dator cu cel pu\u021bin o reac\u021bie la adresa organizatorilor. Din pur\u0103 dreptate. Calitatea de invitat presupune toat\u0103 afabilitatea gazdei, nu-i bagi degetul pe g\u00e2t oaspetelui ca vomitiv pentru toate c\u00e2te i-ai oferit. Nici \u00een cazul unei pl\u0103\u021bi pentru evolu\u021bia pe scen\u0103 nu se cade amenin\u021barea cu expulzarea din inima solicitantului, oric\u00e2t de defectuos contractul, tot impunea mesele \u0219i cazarea. Obligativitatea \u00eencadr\u0103rii \u00een programul grupului artistic \u00eens\u0103 m-a determinat s\u0103 cred c\u0103 bie\u021bii copii nu primiser\u0103 mai mult ca noi, doar blidul la bufetul suedez matinal al hotelului, pr\u00e2nzul \u00eent\u00e2rziat din apropiere, bonul la micii ,,\u021big\u0103ne\u0219ti&#8221; \u0219i somn la cucuiata. Chiar mai pu\u021bin. Restul din buzunarele proprii. Membrii cabinetului se <strong>axau<\/strong> pe o precizie la minut ce n-a existat, nici nu avea cum, noi ne <strong>axam<\/strong> pe libertatea de mi\u0219care \u0219i exprimare. Alex mai bl\u00e2nd. Ilinca pornit\u0103. \u0218i-o cred. Fat\u0103, deh! Mai un rimel, un fond de ten&#8230;. \u0218i-un pic de artist\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103 trecut\u0103 grani\u021ba ni\u021bel. T\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, <strong>atee<\/strong> ca toate genera\u021biile de dincolo de \u201889, cu <strong>axul<\/strong> principal calibrat pe distrac\u021bie dac\u0103 tot n-a fost remunerat\u0103 pentru iodlere.<br \/>\n     A sunat a amenin\u021bare din gura cui fusese emis\u0103 alternativa ,,Ori program, ori o mie de euro pentru deput\u0103\u021bie!&#8221; Cum toate deveniser\u0103, de la intrare, p\u00e2n\u0103 la ie\u0219ire, din sala de conferin\u021be \u00een vestita <strong>aul\u0103<\/strong> cu deputa\u021bi, de la toalet\u0103 pe hol, de la daruri la lipsa lor, de la&#8230;. Lucruri ce nu se pot vedea cu ochiul \u00eemprejmuit, redus la t\u0103cere, p\u0103zit, num\u0103rat cu secunda \u0219i pasul, batjocorit cu superioritate \u0219i prostie deopotriv\u0103. Indecen\u021b\u0103. C\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin m\u0103 ru\u0219inez \u00een fa\u021ba b\u0103rba\u021bilor, mi-e jen\u0103 zero. \u00cen fa\u021ba muierilor \u00eens\u0103 nu pot&#8230;. Tocmai de aceea ,,controlul de rutin\u0103&#8221; mi-a pus ro\u0219u-n obraz, indelebila imagine se derula f\u0103r\u0103 oprire, \u00eemi tot spuneam: ,,M\u0103 <strong>axez<\/strong> doar pe scosul curelei, nu-mi cere nimeni s\u0103 m\u0103 desfac la \u0219li\u021b!&#8221; De\u0219i asta facem to\u021bi de fiecare dat\u0103. Prima suportat\u0103. A doua s-a produs l\u00e2ng\u0103 setul de steaguri, dornic s\u0103 privesc uria\u0219ul poster \u00een m\u0103re\u021bia sa, oprit de menajeria cu artistic\u0103rii ce ocupase fondul spre a se imortaliza. A treia, consecin\u021b\u0103 \u0103stei din urm\u0103, c\u0103 r\u0103m\u0103sesem de c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 la plecarea cu liftul, ceea ce m-a pus \u00een situa\u021bia ingrat\u0103 de a fi ocupantul ultimului loc \u00een sala cu explica\u021bii&#8230;. Neocupat \u00een primele minute. Sim\u021bisem c\u0103 sunt&#8230;. Un apendice inflamat, gata s\u0103 dea \u00een septicemie. \u0218i m-am auto operat. M-am exilat pe \u00eent\u00e2iul <strong>atol<\/strong> ie\u0219it \u00een cale, camera omoloag\u0103 al\u0103turat\u0103 pentru o rezecare complet\u0103 de stereotipie redundant\u0103. \u00cen <strong>aval<\/strong>, unul dintre pu\u0219tii de cabinet mi-a picat \u00een plas\u0103, plevu\u0219ca \u00een i\u021bele <strong>avei<\/strong> nu a putut sc\u0103pa u\u0219or de dojan\u0103. ,,M\u0103 iau de fufegaiul \u0103sta de balt\u0103 dulce, \u00eei sar la grumaz ca cel mai feroce <strong>avat<\/strong>.&#8221; M\u0103 <strong>axai<\/strong> pe \u00eent\u00e2ia nemul\u021bumire: tratamentul cu pastile recomandate \u00eentre 7 \u0219i&#8230; 12 ani. Dup\u0103, copilul te ia la mi\u0219to. Generalit\u0103\u021bi ca ,,Parlamentul European este&#8230;&#8221;, ,,&#8230; face&#8230;&#8221;, ,,&#8230; \u00eencurajeaz\u0103&#8230;&#8221;, ,,&#8230; sugereaz\u0103&#8230;&#8221;, metri p\u0103tra\u021bi, num\u0103r de camere&#8230;. De la ap\u0103 \u0219i telefon, calitatea ei, respectiv rooming&#8230;. \u0218i venir\u0103 destule \u00een sprijin, un singur dozator pe \u00eentreg palierul de la etaj, acolo de unde ,,prostimea&#8221; se d\u0103 participant\u0103 la dezbateri, ocupat de o familie de b\u0103utori profesioni\u0219ti, consumatori de lichid incolor \u0219i pahare de plastic deopotriv\u0103, cadou\u021bele noastre trecute pe alte nume, de primari veni\u021bi adhoc din neant \u0219i alipi\u021bi nou\u0103, wifi-ul cu program special, neliberat de sub jugul userului \u0219i parolei&#8230;.<br \/>\n      N-am ie\u0219it grozav \u00een poz\u0103. M\u0103car eram singur-singurel \u00een toat\u0103 sala, unic vizitator, amu\u021bit dup\u0103 c\u00e2te ,,revolu\u021bii&#8221; \u00eemi trecuser\u0103 pe la gur\u0103. Privilegiul nemul\u021bumitului. Lini\u0219titului c\u0103 dincolo de u\u0219ile celor dou\u0103 <strong>aule<\/strong>, de unde sc\u0103pasem \u0219i unde \u00eemi g\u0103sisem refugiu, ocupat la scurt timp de omul-radio-solist de folclor \u0219i intervievatul deputat de ne chemase la d\u00e2nsul conform cu statutu-i &#8211; i se permite s\u0103 m\u00e2ne o turm\u0103 de&#8230; 100 buc\u0103\u021bi rom\u00e2na\u0219i anual -, puteam c\u0103p\u0103ta privelnic dimensiunile exacte ale edificiului \u0219i celor ce se pun la cale: de la mare spre nimic. S\u0103 nu se sperie nimeni dac\u0103 \u00een jurul capului se v\u0103d oarece <strong>aure<\/strong>, n-am devenit sf\u00e2nt dup\u0103 evolu\u021bia solo. Mai cur\u00e2nd \u00een\u021belept.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mor c\u00e2te pu\u021bin la auzul \u0219i vederea expunerilor repetitive. A\u0219a m-am dezl\u0103n\u021buit&#8230;. Fiecare cu trocul lui. 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