{"id":7060,"date":"2018-08-07T22:54:04","date_gmt":"2018-08-07T19:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7060"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:07:33","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:07:33","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7060","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aril"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     M\u0103-nv\u00e2rt \u00een jurul cozii.<br \/>\n     Mi-e clar, cu degete \u0219p\u0103nuite de tabl\u0103, cu \u00eendoieli \u0219i refuzuri mintale c\u0103 voi supravie\u021bui cel pu\u021bin un zbor: a fost s\u0103 fie. Doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint la momentul potrivit acolo. S\u0103 <strong>aud\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i s\u0103 cread\u0103 cine vrea, eu sunt convins. G\u00e2ndi\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103 sunt <strong>ateu<\/strong>, \u00een credin\u021bele propuse de toat\u0103 lumea, am <strong>avut<\/strong> ne\u0219ansa de-a nu-l g\u0103si pe Dumnezeu la timp. \u0218tie oricine c\u0103 vine o vreme \u0219i pentru g\u00e2ndul \u0103sta.<br \/>\n     Bizar este c\u0103 nu doar pentru o potrivire de spa\u021biu am devenit p\u0103rta\u0219 la s\u0103rb\u0103toarea anual\u0103 a rom\u00e2nimii din capitala Belgiei, afi\u0219ul cu Afif putea fi o \u00eent\u00e2mplare oarecare, dac\u0103 nu existau celelalte, petrecute la finalul c\u0103l\u0103toriei.<br \/>\n     Ultima zi. P\u0103rea oarecum identic\u0103 cu precedenta, micul dejun se \u00eentindea copios \u00een acela\u0219i ,,M&#8221; a\u0219tept\u00e2nd gurmanzii s\u0103-i fac\u0103 felul. Nimic <strong>a\u021bos<\/strong>, totul alunecos pentru o \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tur\u0103 zdrav\u0103n\u0103 matinal\u0103. M\u0103 <strong>a\u0219ez<\/strong> l\u00e2ng\u0103 masa noilor ,,amici&#8221;, cei ce d\u0103duser\u0103 tonul la c\u00e2ntec Duminic\u0103, dopo festival, iar eu \u00eei acompaniasem pianistic o scurt\u0103 repriz\u0103 de potpuriu din cele mai cunoscute melodii folclorice. Nu numai noi, dar \u0219i ,,buni&#8221;, apreciaser\u0103 pozitiv, eu l\u0103sasem uit\u0103rii episodul, interven\u021bia personal\u0103, din dosnica mea pozi\u021bie de outsider, la ,,spectacolul de circ&#8221; oferit gratuit de-un primar mult prea ner\u0103bd\u0103tor s\u0103-\u0219i primeasc\u0103 onorifica diplom\u0103 de&#8230; insignifiant\u0103 participare. Taxat\u0103 ironic \u0219i academic-umoristic de gazd\u0103, iar de mine, a\u0219a, peste toate capetele curioase, doar cu o aten\u021bionare de p\u0103strare a num\u0103rului de ordine. Fusese prea de tot, purta \u00een sine o <strong>aur\u0103<\/strong> de comediant, chit c\u0103 semnele pronun\u021bate de calvi\u021bie, ajutate \u0219i de aparatul de ras, m\u0103sura zero, \u0219i iluminatul pal accentuau senza\u021bia, \u00eens\u0103 presta\u021bia jalnic\u0103, pueril\u0103 fusese \u00een van, dup\u0103 \u00eenm\u00e2narea de tot r\u00e2sul, la propriu, ,,provocat\u0103&#8221; cu \u0219taif de amfitrion, personajul s-a stins ca b\u0103\u021bul de chibrit. <strong>Avid<\/strong> dup\u0103 o glorie trec\u0103toare. <strong>Aviz<\/strong>&#8230;. A primit cel pu\u021bin un vot de ne\u00eencredere.<br \/>\n      Ultimii oameni. Noi eram. Ultimii care au avut ,,privilegiul&#8221; ve\u0219tii c\u0103 ora de p\u0103r\u0103sire a hotelului, apoi de \u00eembarcare se \u00eenscrie pe fusul orar al <strong>axei<\/strong> ,,Drum bun!&#8221;-Parlamentul European, cu un preambul de o jum\u0103tate de ceas pentru cele ale circula\u021biei. Ora 9:30. Penultimii, de fapt \u0219i de drept. Cei din linia \u00eent\u00e2i ajunseser\u0103 la coad\u0103. <strong>Arsa<\/strong> Ilinca, fiindc\u0103 s\u0103rise din co\u0219 la urcarea cu \u00eent\u00e2rziere mare, \u0219i Alex nu apucaser\u0103 dou\u0103 ore de somn \u00een prag de 7, b\u0103tuser\u0103 cluburile, m\u0103car pentru a c\u0103uta ceva din ineditul muzicilor str\u0103ine, nu ca noi, bo\u0219orogi ce se las\u0103 \u00eembia\u021bi de cele mai ordinare pl\u0103ceri, mas\u0103 din bel\u0219ug \u0219i somn de cinci stele. Or fi <strong>auit<\/strong>, or fi benchetuit, conteaz\u0103 pu\u021bin spre deloc, puteau bea <strong>azot<\/strong> lichid, se puteau \u00eenv\u00e2rti \u00een jurul <strong>a\u021bei<\/strong> ca s\u0103 pice-n extaz, treaba lor. S\u0103-i amenin\u021bi cu para-nd\u0103r\u0103tul echivalentului caz\u0103rii, hr\u0103nirii \u0219i transportului mi s-a p\u0103rut demn de cel mai <strong>avan<\/strong> comportament. Incorect. <strong>A\u021bii<\/strong> la ei, frate! \u0218i la mine! C\u0103ci asta a deschis apetitul pentru ,,r\u0103zmeri\u021ba parlamentar\u0103&#8221; la mai pu\u021bin de 60 de minute. M-am <strong>axat<\/strong> pe nedreptate \u0219i&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Un ,,amic&#8221; pentru mine, al doilea pentru Dan. Dou\u0103 pieze rele. Al meu volubil \u00een <strong>aula<\/strong> parlamentului \u0219i provocator \u00een anticamer\u0103, al lui cioac\u0103 cu un set de relat\u0103ri cu loc \u0219i cuno\u0219tin\u021be comune. Taman la spartul t\u00e2rgului. Dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea, eufemistic, un <strong>atom<\/strong> \u00een fa\u021ba universului. Ambii. Cu un singur <strong>axon<\/strong>. Dup\u0103 ei, <strong>axis<\/strong> mundi.<br \/>\n     \u00cemi pierise orice chef, frigul cuib\u0103rit \u00een oscioare, infinit parc\u0103, <strong>aton<\/strong>, dezn\u0103d\u0103jduit c\u0103 va mai cald vreodat\u0103, priveam prin sticla picurat\u0103 a autocarului. M-a dezmor\u021bit o clip\u0103 cl\u0103direa Comisiei Europene, apoi am picat profund \u00een letargie. P\u00e2n\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 fie posibil? Nu! Scot repede telefonul din hus\u0103, deschid aplica\u021bia de fotografiere \u0219i aclan\u0219ez. Ba da! Gardul \u0219i cl\u0103direa din oniricele mele pove\u0219ti, una cu proteste \u0219i nem\u021bi, identice! Dane, fii atent, pe-astea le-am visat, exact la fel! M\u0103 trezisem de-a binelea.<br \/>\n    \u0218i el. La cinci minute \u0219i 100 de metri de sta\u021bionare \u00een aeroportul&#8230;. Nu tu bani, nu tu buletin, \u00een fine, borseta lui z\u0103cea uitat\u0103 pe bancheta din spate. Unul dintre ,,<strong>a\u0219ii<\/strong>&#8221; cuv\u00e2nt\u0103rilor nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite, al lui, \u00eel \u00eembrobodise cu doi biscui\u021bi, livra\u021bi saco\u0219ei mele de plastic. Un schimb&#8230; p\u0103gubos. Neglijent el, dar \u0219i \u0219oferul, ochiului pironit asupra scaunelor \u0219i suporturilor de bagaje i-a sc\u0103pat pata maro-piele pe albastru. Glon\u021b a plecat, cu noi nu mai voia s\u0103 aib\u0103 nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103, \u00eel agasase \u00eent\u00e2rzierea de diminea\u021b\u0103, motiv pentru care la p\u0103r\u0103sirea parlamentului ne-a l\u0103sat acela\u0219i interval s\u0103 d\u00e2rd\u00e2im. Ca pro\u0219tii. <strong>Auii<\/strong> precum lupul, <strong>aiua<\/strong> la unison \u0219i v\u00e2ntul prin cotloane, din dep\u0103rtare zdr\u0103ng\u0103nea tabla pe-un <strong>atic<\/strong>, soarele zg\u00e2rcit nu-\u0219i mai i\u021bea <strong>aura<\/strong>-i binef\u0103c\u0103toare, nici vorb\u0103 de <strong>azur<\/strong>&#8230;.<br \/>\n     <strong>Avui<\/strong> o str\u00e2ngere de inim\u0103. A\u0219a mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 mereu c\u00e2nd pierd sau gre\u0219esc iremediabil. Scenariile curgeau: de-afurisit i-a luat-o; r\u0103m\u00e2ne Dan, r\u0103m\u00e2n \u0219i eu; pl\u0103tim noi avionul \u00eenapoi &#8211; deh, nu-s <strong>avar<\/strong>, dar&#8230;; \u00eel sun\u0103m pe Cristin; o veni?; pfii, trebuie alt buletin; st\u0103m vreo dou\u0103 zile; unde? <strong>Auim<\/strong> \u00een pung\u0103! S\u0103 ne <strong>ax\u0103m<\/strong> pe solu\u021bii. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103-nv\u00e2rt \u00een jurul cozii. Mi-e clar, cu degete \u0219p\u0103nuite de tabl\u0103, cu \u00eendoieli \u0219i refuzuri mintale c\u0103 voi supravie\u021bui cel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7060"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7065,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060\/revisions\/7065"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}