{"id":7015,"date":"2018-07-22T22:13:57","date_gmt":"2018-07-22T19:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7015"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:08:09","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:08:09","slug":"cotetul-metafore-candidatura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7015","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Candidatur\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nCandidatur\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen panoplia numelor cu ,,escu\u201d<br \/>\nSe-adaug\u0103 de azi&#8230; Turcescu.<br \/>\nC\u0103ci ,,escu\u201d a fost de-at\u00e2tea ori<br \/>\nNumai la nume de conduc\u0103tori.<\/p>\n<p>A fost odat\u0103, \u00eempu\u0219catul Ceau\u0219escu,<br \/>\n(S\u0103 nu vorbim aici, de Antonescu!)<br \/>\nA fost, apoi, cu z\u00e2mbet, Iliescu,<br \/>\nUrmat timid \u0219i de Constantinescu,<\/p>\n<p>Veni apoi, la r\u00e2nd, Traian B\u0103sescu<br \/>\n\u0218i se ridic\u0103 -iat\u0103!- \u0219i Turcescu!<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 B\u0103sescu e oleac\u0103&#8230; acuzat,<br \/>\n\u0218i altul n-a g\u0103sit, drept candidat!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci, PMP-ul lui cel mult iubit,<br \/>\nAv\u00e2nd ca sigl\u0103 m\u0103rul&#8230; otr\u0103vit,<br \/>\nAt\u00e2ta s-a g\u00e2ndit, mai mult ca alte d\u0103\u021bi<br \/>\nC\u0103 numai Robert are calit\u0103\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i cine altul, dac\u0103 nu doar el,<br \/>\nCare-a slujit ca un soldat fidel?<br \/>\nPe frontul de partid, acoperit,<br \/>\nApoi, drept colonel&#8230; descoperit?<\/p>\n<p>Ce-a fost, a fost, ce mai conteaz\u0103?<br \/>\nIdeea e c\u0103 Robert candideaz\u0103!<br \/>\n\u0218i ca \u00een orice lupt\u0103, din c\u00e2te \u00een\u021beleg,<br \/>\nPartidul a avut nevoie de-un strateg.<\/p>\n<p>Un ofi\u021ber sadea, cu viziune clar\u0103,<br \/>\nCe va aduce disciplina militar\u0103,<br \/>\nLa rang de disciplin\u0103 de partid,<br \/>\nCu care, perspective se deschid!<\/p>\n<p>Va fi vreodat\u0103 Robert un primar?<br \/>\nVom \u0219ti cur\u00e2nd, acum nu am habar!<br \/>\nEu zic c\u0103 el e numai o paia\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nB\u0103gat la-naintare, anume scos \u00een fa\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 eu nu cred c\u0103 dom&#8217; Turcescu<br \/>\nVa spune vreun cuv\u00e2nt f\u0103r\u0103 B\u0103sescu.<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103, de fapt, el e-o marionet\u0103<br \/>\nJuc\u00e2nd chiar con\u0219tient \u00eentr-o scenet\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Va fi \u00eempins din spate de c\u0103tre&#8230; marinar<br \/>\nIar Robert nu va fi dec\u00e2t un&#8230; avatar.<br \/>\nE con\u0219tient \u0219i el, c\u0103 doar e ziarist<br \/>\n\u0218i poate de-aia-i vesel, \u00een loc s\u0103 fie trist&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci veselia-i vine, afl\u00e2ndu-se-n postura,<br \/>\nDe a-\u0219i atinge scopul doar folosindu-\u0219i gura<br \/>\nAd\u0103ug\u00e2nd o ,,bil\u0103 alb\u0103\u201d-n palmares<br \/>\nC\u0103 el a candidat, chiar de n-a fost ales!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u0103, B\u0103sescu, \u00eensu\u0219i chiar l-a l\u0103udat<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd \u00een campanie, pe Robert, l-a lansat<br \/>\nA spus de el c\u0103 e un om curat, cinstit<br \/>\n\u0218i mai ales de c\u00e2nd a fost&#8230; descoperit!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen timp ce al\u021bii nu \u0219i-au asumat nimic<br \/>\nEl a recunoscut, nu a t\u0103cut chitic&#8230;<br \/>\nA\u0219a ne spuse B\u0103se despre omul lui<br \/>\nCum o f\u0103cea odat\u0103, pe puntea vasului&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Asta-i cu PMP-ul \u0219i candidatul s\u0103u&#8230;<br \/>\nProbabil, o fi bine! La al\u021bii-i \u0219i mai r\u0103u!<br \/>\n\u0218i, de exemplu, ca distribu\u021bia \u00een teatru,<br \/>\nUnii anun\u021b\u0103 candida\u021bi&#8230; vreo patru.<\/p>\n<p>Iar al\u021bii-s, sup\u0103ra\u021bi nevoie mare<br \/>\nNu-s mul\u021bumi\u021bi c\u0103 e cu&#8230; condamnare!<br \/>\nCu toate astea ei sunt str\u00e2ns uni\u021bi<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu ajung\u0103 prad\u0103 la cei&#8230; acoperi\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Ori eu nu \u0219tiu,c\u0103 n-am prea mult\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103,<br \/>\nOri candidatura asta-i ca o boal\u0103:<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd te love\u0219te, chiar de te p\u0103ze\u0219ti,<br \/>\nNu te mai faci bine, nu te mai lecuie\u0219ti!<\/p>\n<p>Ajungi s\u0103 fii mereu al bolii sclav,<br \/>\nTr\u0103ie\u0219ti o via\u021b\u0103-ntreag\u0103 doar bolnav!<br \/>\n\u0218i nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 asta-i doar un fleac,<br \/>\nLa boala asta \u00eenc\u0103 nu e leac&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>At\u00e2ta m-am umflat, de zici c\u0103-s Hulk!<br \/>\nM\u0103 duc acuma-n pat ca s\u0103 m\u0103 culc&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103 m\u0103 cuprinse-a\u0219a&#8230; o mole\u0219eal\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i cred c\u0103 mintea mea m\u0103-n\u0219eal\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a e mintea mea, e minte proast\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu e ea de vreo cultur\u0103 vast\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cemi joac\u0103 feste \u0219i mai aberez&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd m-oi trezi, sper s\u0103 nu candidez!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Candidatur\u0103 \u00cen panoplia numelor cu ,,escu\u201d Se-adaug\u0103 de azi&#8230; Turcescu. 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