{"id":7010,"date":"2018-07-21T23:16:38","date_gmt":"2018-07-21T20:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7010"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:08:09","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:08:09","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7010","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alg\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     O \u021bar\u0103 cu mai pu\u021bini locuitori r\u0103m\u00e2ne pustie pe alocuri, dar se-mbog\u0103\u021be\u0219te considerabil, ajunge s\u0103 numere mai mult din ce ofer\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul pentru fiecare dintre ei \u0219i dintr-at\u00e2tea griji pentru ple\u0219tile picate din cer s\u0103 le dea ceva mai mult\u0103 ra\u021biune. Sper m\u0103car la jum\u0103tate. La fel ca <strong>al\u021bi<\/strong> compatrio\u021bi, \u00eens\u0103 propor\u021bional cu istoria puterii noastre de a \u00een\u021belege neao\u0219 fitece lucru\u0219or, <strong>alor<\/strong> no\u0219tri nu le po\u021bi cere imposibilul, cred habotnic \u00een minunea de-a trata lipsurile neuronale cu pilule bancar-monetare.<br \/>\n     \u00cen cele trei zile de ,,petrecere&#8221; flamand\u0103, s\u0103race \u00een ini\u021biative cu adev\u0103rat turistice din partea organizatorilor pentru gruparea artistic\u0103 deplasat\u0103 cu 21 grade, 16 minute \u0219i doar 45 secunde, dup\u0103 sc\u0103derile mele longitudinale, am tot str\u00e2ns silnicit de \u00eemprejur\u0103ri \u0219i \u00eemprejurimi destule. Evident, dup\u0103 remarcile senzitive scurte prinse-n articolele precedente simt nevoia unor dest\u0103inuiri am\u0103nun\u021bite, nu doar de-un <strong>amor<\/strong> cu a\u0219ternutul pe h\u00e2rtie, ci ca s\u0103 v\u0103 mai <strong>amuz<\/strong> \u0219i s\u0103 <strong>anim<\/strong> atmosfera sumbr\u0103, pasti\u0219at\u0103 bicrom de oponen\u021bii \u0219i simpatizan\u021bii vremurilor iohann-dragniene, ale c\u0103ror piei sunt numai bune de arg\u0103sit \u00eentr-un <strong>amu\u0219<\/strong> undeva-n pustiurile Siberiei ca-n anii g\u00e2ndului <strong>anex<\/strong> doctrinelor apocaliptice de secol 20. Vai de mama lui. A mea, de asemenea.<br \/>\n    Sup\u0103 crem\u0103. Cuno\u0219tin\u021bele mele diger\u0103 greu cele dou\u0103 cuvinte f\u0103cute pachet \u0219i servite obligatoriu \u00een lipsa unor ingrediente normale, primordiale meniului rom\u00e2nesc de cas\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz, la patrusprezece ore \u00eenaintate dup\u0103 fusul lui zero bruxelez, la un pas st\u00e2nga de ie\u0219irea hotelier\u0103, tratat\u0103 cu aten\u021bie abia c\u00e2nd stomacu-mi avuse porniri vulcanice, la subsolul unui standdown bar-restaurant lipit de gazda noastr\u0103 de somn. O asociez pe prima cu zeama lung\u0103, eliptic\u0103 de m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219uri, cu doar c\u00e2teva plute de ,,<strong>alge<\/strong>&#8221; de curte, acolo un p\u0103trunjel \u0219i vreo pat\u0103 de ulei, pe a doua cu acel ceva ce \u021bine-n picioare c\u00e2teva clipe tac\u00e2mul. S\u0103 mi le serve\u0219ti pe ambele carcalete&#8230;. \u0218i de curiozitate&#8230;. Am mestecato-sorbit ro\u0219ia strop\u0219it\u0103-n felul unu, f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u021bii de salon princiar, dar cu jena umil\u0103 c-a\u0219 putea deveni \u021b\u0103ran \u0219i-a\u0219 fi notat ca \u0219i la Turda, la subsol, de conviva blond\u0103 iodlerist\u0103 cu zero, asigurat de prima lingur\u0103 c\u0103 nu-mi va provoca ziua urm\u0103toare cine \u0219tie ce neajuns <strong>anal<\/strong> \u0219i c\u0103 chicken-ul de la al doilea nu-i scobitoare ca-n comanda bulg\u0103reasc\u0103 din peripe\u021bia sofian\u0103 cu c\u00e2ntec salamandrian de la <strong>anul<\/strong> 2013. Domnul a luat odinioar\u0103, domni\u0219oara serv\u0103-osp\u0103tar a adus o jum\u0103tate de puiag de-\u021bi \u00eenfioar\u0103 \u00eentreg aparatul digestiv, v\u0103zul, n\u0103rile \u0219i anuleaz\u0103 la urgen\u021b\u0103 orice ac\u021biune dup\u0103, c\u0103ci, fie c\u00e2t va fi fost el de minion, p\u0103rea s\u0103 m\u0103 sa\u021bieze pentru cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 zile, aroma, forma, culoarea, toate f\u0103ceau <strong>apel<\/strong> la glandele salivare l\u0103s\u00e2nd buzelor c\u00e2te-un picur <strong>apos<\/strong>. <strong>Apei<\/strong> de gur\u0103, declan\u0219at\u0103 miraculos \u00een fa\u021ba delicatesei, \u00eei faci pe plac, \u00eenfuleci ca nem\u00e2ncatul. Cu pondera\u021bia aferent\u0103. Am dat deoparte salata, cele c\u00e2teva fire de iarb\u0103, tot cam ca <strong>alga<\/strong>, am infipt furculi\u021ba-n iade\u0219ul puicanului, am sf\u00e2rtecat burta primei chifle, am amputat singurul mijloc de locomo\u021bie din dotare, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-mi <strong>apod<\/strong> galinaceul&#8230;. O adev\u0103rat\u0103 crim\u0103 \u00een numele eradic\u0103rii foametei pe planet\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O \u021bar\u0103 cu mai pu\u021bini locuitori r\u0103m\u00e2ne pustie pe alocuri, dar se-mbog\u0103\u021be\u0219te considerabil, ajunge s\u0103 numere mai mult din ce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7010"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7010"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7014,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7010\/revisions\/7014"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}