{"id":7002,"date":"2018-07-18T23:14:46","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T20:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7002"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:08:09","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:08:09","slug":"cotetul-metafore-candidatul-vioara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7002","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Candidatul ,,Vioar\u0103&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nCandidatul ,,Vioar\u0103\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aeee&#8230; aeee, aeee&#8230; aooo!<br \/>\nTr\u0103iasc\u0103 pesereooo(PSRO)!<br \/>\nLa Buz\u0103u aduce-n dar<br \/>\nCandidatul de primar!<br \/>\nPe unde-a mai fost, nu \u0219tiu,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 este viu!<br \/>\nDa, vorbesc de domnul Geoan\u0103!<br \/>\nCandidatul de&#8230; poman\u0103!<br \/>\n\u200b<br \/>\nL-a g\u0103sit pe stadion<br \/>\nChiar pe Viorel Ion<br \/>\nCandidatul norocos<br \/>\nCu trecut de ,,glorios\u201d<br \/>\nAud c\u0103 nu-i prima oar\u0103<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd a candidat ,,Vioar\u0103\u201d<br \/>\nDar acum s-a&#8230; antrenat<br \/>\nS\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige-acest mandat!<br \/>\n\u200b<br \/>\nPoate-o fi mai bun\u0103 soarta<br \/>\n\u0218i o nimeri \u0219i&#8230; poarta<br \/>\nDe intrare-n prim\u0103rie,<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 mult\u0103 vorb\u0103rie&#8230;\u200b<br \/>\nGeoan\u0103 i-o fi dat \u0219i sfaturi<br \/>\nDespre cum s\u0103 fac\u0103&#8230; blaturi<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103 aib\u0103 grij\u0103 mare,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu fac\u0103 vreo&#8230; ratare.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 Geoan-a zis c\u0103-i bun,<br \/>\nEu ce-a\u0219 mai putea s\u0103 spun?<br \/>\nPrim\u0103riei d\u0103m ocol<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne dea Ion un&#8230; gol!<\/p>\n<p>Pentru el o fi mai simplu,<br \/>\nCa \u0219i cum ai da la&#8230; vinclu.<br \/>\nDe-aia zic s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m,<br \/>\nFotbalistul s\u0103-l vot\u0103m!<br \/>\nS\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 e bun,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd o trage c\u00e2te-un&#8230; tun!<br \/>\nDac\u0103 n-are \u021binta bun\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cel fluier\u0103m din tribun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Se pricepe la&#8230; driblat,<br \/>\nIar de s-o da&#8230; faultat&#8230;<br \/>\nGeoan\u0103 este de cuv\u00e2nt<br \/>\n\u0218i d\u0103 cu el de p\u0103m\u00e2nt!<br \/>\nFotbalistul are-o soart\u0103:<br \/>\n,,Ai, n-ai mingea, tragi la poart\u0103!\u201d<br \/>\n\u0218i dac\u0103 mai ai noroc<br \/>\n\u00ce\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een via\u021b-un loc!<br \/>\nUite-a\u0219a, Viorel Ion,<br \/>\nFotbalist cu ghinion<br \/>\nG\u0103sindu-\u0219i \u00een via\u021b\u0103 harul,<br \/>\nVrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe primarul!<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne-arate meserie<br \/>\nCum se face prim\u0103rie<br \/>\nIar noi, ca de-at\u00e2tea ori,<br \/>\nR\u0103m\u00e2nem doar&#8230; spectatori<br \/>\nTot mereu la a\u0219a jocuri<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd se face schimb de locuri<br \/>\nLa c\u00e2te-un ,,meci de baraj\u201d<br \/>\nDepinde de ,,arbitraj\u201d&#8230;<br \/>\nNiciodat\u0103, ,,juc\u0103torii\u201d,<br \/>\nNu \u00eentreab\u0103 spectatorii,<br \/>\nCare este strategia?<br \/>\nEi respect\u0103 doar&#8230;,,regia\u201d.<br \/>\nAsta-i cu candidatura<br \/>\nMi-am r\u0103cit aicea gura&#8230;<br \/>\nIar dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea,<br \/>\nCe-o mai fi, om mai vedea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Candidatul ,,Vioar\u0103\u201d Aeee&#8230; aeee, aeee&#8230; aooo! Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 pesereooo(PSRO)! La Buz\u0103u aduce-n dar Candidatul de primar! Pe unde-a mai fost, nu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7003,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7002\/revisions\/7003"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}