{"id":6991,"date":"2018-07-16T00:02:59","date_gmt":"2018-07-15T21:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6991"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:08:10","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:08:10","slug":"cotetul-metafore-campanie-electorala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6991","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Campanie electoral\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nCampanie electoral\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Cum spusei mai \u00eenainte,<br \/>\nM-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 candidez!<br \/>\nNumai asta am \u00een minte,<br \/>\nAsta \u0219i s\u0103 emigrez!<\/p>\n<p>\u00centre trebile-astea dou\u0103<br \/>\nM\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc una s-aleg,<br \/>\nV\u0103 spun c\u0103-i idee nou\u0103<br \/>\nIar la minte sunt \u00eentreg!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd m-a auzit nevasta,<br \/>\n(\u0218i v\u0103 spui acum doar vou\u0103!)<br \/>\n-Iar ai, m\u0103, ideea asta?<br \/>\n\u0218i mi-a altoit vreo dou\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Aoleu, nu da, femeie!<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu \u0219tii ce-o s\u0103 urmeze!<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu r\u00e2zi de-a mea idee!<br \/>\nTo\u021bi vor ca s\u0103 candideze!<\/p>\n<p>Nu da, dac\u0103 n-ai habar,<br \/>\nCe \u00eenseamn\u0103 candidatul!<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103, c\u00e2nd oi fi primar,<br \/>\nCe-o s\u0103-\u021bi mai iube\u0219ti b\u0103rbatul!<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103i b\u0103rbate, tu visezi?<br \/>\nTe-ai lovit la cap, cumva?<br \/>\nCe-\u021bi veni s\u0103 candidezi?<br \/>\nTe-a p\u0103c\u0103lit careva?<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103i, femeie, stai pu\u021bin,<br \/>\nCe m\u0103 tot \u00eentrebi at\u00e2ta?<br \/>\nEu \u00ee\u021bi vorbesc a\u0219a de fin<br \/>\n\u0218i tu-mi dai \u00een cap cu b\u00e2ta!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ce dac\u0103 candidez?<br \/>\nCe, n-am voie? Interzis?<br \/>\nDoar nu m\u0103 prostituez!<br \/>\nAt\u00e2t am avut de zis!<\/p>\n<p>Ia s\u0103 faci acuma bine,<br \/>\nS\u0103 \u00eemi calci tu o c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103,<br \/>\nAltfel, nu vorbesc cu tine,<br \/>\n\u0218i pun m\u00e2na pe&#8230; crava\u0219\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Tu nu vezi c-a\u0219a-i acuma<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd se desprim\u0103v\u0103reaz\u0103?<br \/>\nNu vezi c\u0103 se-ngroa\u0219\u0103 gluma?<br \/>\nToat\u0103 lumea candideaz\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218-ap\u0103i, care mai de care,<br \/>\n\u00cencep s\u0103-\u0219i arate fa\u021ba<br \/>\n\u0218i promit sarea din mare,<br \/>\nChiar s\u0103 prelungeasc\u0103 via\u021ba!<\/p>\n<p>La-nceput e-oleac\u0103 greu,<br \/>\nTrebe s\u0103 te creaz\u0103 lumea<br \/>\nDup\u0103 aia, e\u0219ti un zeu,<br \/>\nSau unul ce-atinge culmea!<\/p>\n<p>To\u021bi te roag\u0103 cu ceva<br \/>\nS\u0103 le faci sau s\u0103 le dai,<br \/>\nE\u0219ti primar, e\u0219ti cineva!<br \/>\nE\u0219ti precum Adam \u00een rai&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Ia, vezi tu, zise nevasta<br \/>\nC\u00e2t oi fi tu de Adam,<br \/>\n\u00cen toat\u0103 povestea asta,<br \/>\nIo unde dracu&#8217; eram?<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103z c\u0103 zici numa&#8217; de tine,<br \/>\n\u00cen toate visele tale!<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 ai uitat de mine&#8230;<br \/>\nCam ce g\u00e2nduri ai matale?<\/p>\n<p>-Hai nevast\u0103, c-o fi bine,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd vei fi doamna primar!<br \/>\nM\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc numai la tine<br \/>\nO s\u0103 viu acas&#8217; mai rar!<\/p>\n<p>Fiindc-o s\u0103 am secretar\u0103,<br \/>\nCare n-o s\u0103 \u0219tie treaba<br \/>\n\u0218i-o-nv\u0103\u021b \u00een fiecare sear\u0103,<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 n-o pl\u0103tesc degeaba!<\/p>\n<p>-Secretar\u0103-\u021bi trebe \u021bie?<br \/>\nVai de capul t\u0103u, b\u0103iete!<br \/>\n\u00cent\u00e2i, d\u0103-mi ce-mi trebe mie<br \/>\nP-orm\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103 pleci la fete!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 trezii cu frica-n oase,<br \/>\nPot s\u0103 spun, chiar speriat!<br \/>\nC\u00e2t am tras la aghioase,<br \/>\nMi-a trecut de candidat!<\/p>\n<p>Cum s\u0103 fac io treaba asta,<br \/>\nChiar a\u0219a, de capul meu?<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi \u00eentreb nevasta,<br \/>\nCare-i Dumnezeul meu?<\/p>\n<p>-Ce-i b\u0103rbate, ce-ai visat?<br \/>\nM\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 ea, duioas\u0103<br \/>\n-Am visat c-am candidat,<br \/>\nNevestica mea frumoas\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-I-auzi! Zici c-ai candidat?<br \/>\nEu credeam c\u0103 alta-i treaba&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i m\u0103car ai c\u00e2\u0219tigat?<br \/>\nSau te-ai agitat degeaba?<\/p>\n<p>-N-am visat \u0219i rezultatul,<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 \u0219tiu de-am c\u00e2\u0219tigat,<br \/>\nDar acuma eu sunt altul,<br \/>\nNu \u0103la care-am visat!<\/p>\n<p>Bine c\u0103 doar am visat,<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 totu-a fost un vis!<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 m-a\u021bi fi acuzat,<br \/>\nC-am min\u021bit c\u00e2nd v-am promis!<\/p>\n<p>Nu m\u0103 mai visez primar,<br \/>\nNu-mi mai trebuie deloc!<br \/>\nHai s\u0103 bem c\u00e2te-un pahar<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103 ne culc\u0103m la loc!&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Campanie electoral\u0103 Cum spusei mai \u00eenainte, M-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 candidez! Numai asta am \u00een minte, Asta \u0219i s\u0103 emigrez! \u00centre<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6991"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6992,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6991\/revisions\/6992"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}