{"id":6979,"date":"2018-07-14T19:36:44","date_gmt":"2018-07-14T16:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6979"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:08:10","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:08:10","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6979","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Screenshot_20180714-193343-e1531586124698.png\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Screenshot_20180714-193343-169x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6981 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 169px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 169\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Screenshot_20180714-193343-169x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6981\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Ag\u0103i<\/strong>, de-i dai de urm\u0103, \u00eei \u00eenaintezi engleze\u0219te, franceza r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd doar codul glumelor \u00een doi, de la Guli\u021b\u0103 alecsandrianul citire, formula magic\u0103 pentr-un r\u0103spuns corespunz\u0103tor: Please!<br \/>\n    M\u0103 <strong>agit<\/strong> inutil. \u021aipenie de agi \u0219i <strong>agie<\/strong>, doar lume ie\u0219ind \u0219i intr\u00e2nd \u00een catedrala uns\u0103 cu mir de ploaie binef\u0103c\u0103toare, popas chit\u0103rilor \u0219i c\u0103ut\u0103rilor noastre e\u0219uate. Duminic\u0103 <strong>agia<\/strong>-i \u00eenchis\u0103, Dane! Nu \u0219i wifi-ul cuplat la re\u021belele Domnului. <strong>Ager<\/strong> din fire, partenerul g\u0103si \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, dup\u0103 un ocol vizual \u0219i o rait\u0103 prin trimisa adres\u0103 exact\u0103, zona marii noastre \u00eempliniri.<br \/>\n    Pia\u021beta prin care ne \u00eenv\u00e2rtisem, goal\u0103 pu\u0219c\u0103 de v\u00e2nzoleala scontat\u0103, era la o cotire spre st\u00e2nga distan\u021b\u0103 de cea c\u0103utat\u0103. Indicativele ne \u00een\u0219elaser\u0103, pe\u0219tele ag\u0103\u021bat publicitar de-o cl\u0103dire pe col\u021b, restaurant, Meer-nu-\u0219tiu-cum, potrivit mai cur\u00e2nd unor <strong>ahei<\/strong> dec\u00e2t alor noastre gazde belgiene, numele de sf\u00e2nt\u0103 al Caterinei, un cort verde asem\u0103n\u0103tor scenelor amplasate pe ici colo prin parcuri, portabile&#8230;. Apropo, fir de \u00eenainta\u0219 al vestitului Ulise, <strong>aheu<\/strong> de frunte, \u00een Bruxelles, \u00eens\u0103 de dac stricat unde te a\u0219teptai mai pu\u021bin. Exact la standul \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een ,,fierbere&#8221; cu produse de tradi\u021bie centenar\u0103, mici \u0219i c\u00e2rna\u021bi, un \u021bigan de-a dreptul. \u0218i <strong>aici<\/strong>? De ur\u00e2tul lui am renun\u021bat la bonul pus de gazde la dispozi\u021bie \u0219i m-am mul\u021bumit c-un crenvurst, evaluat la 85 cen\u021bi, \u00een habitatul hotelier. Ce somn dup\u0103! Mi-a \u0219ters <strong>ahul<\/strong> din minte \u0219i <strong>aiul<\/strong> de pe buze. La trezire \u00eenc\u0103 rememoram plimbarea pe cele c\u00e2teva alei dimprejurul parcului Marguerite Durassquare \u00een <strong>ajun<\/strong>, un gust copil\u0103resc de <strong>agud<\/strong> dat pe rod, un interesant <strong>ajur<\/strong> \u00een fier la cap\u0103tul unui bazin dreptunghiular \u0219i soarele ivit imediat dup\u0103 probele minime de sunet. Ca-ntotdeauna. Sau uneori. Fiindc\u0103 nu se uit\u0103 u\u0219or furtunile potrivnice concertelor \u00een aer cel mai liber, s\u0103 <strong>aib\u0103<\/strong> muzicantul pentru ce-\u0219i scuipa \u00een s\u00e2n \u0219i ruga la Dumnezeu s\u0103-i treac\u0103 furia fenomeno-climateric\u0103. ,,<strong>Aist<\/strong> ins parc\u0103 nu-i demn de pronia mea!&#8221;, ar sta s\u0103 zic\u0103&#8230;, ,,S\u0103-l ajut, s\u0103 nu&#8230;.&#8221; S\u0103 juri c\u0103-i <strong>alba<\/strong>-neagra cereasc\u0103. S-o opri, ne-o potopi c\u00e2t s\u0103 bem doar apa de la chiuvet\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-ngurgit\u0103m <strong>alac<\/strong> fiert o dat\u0103 pe zi spre a ne duce traiul mai departe? Greu r\u0103spuns. Bil\u0103 <strong>alb\u0103<\/strong>, nealb\u0103, nu-i afar\u0103-,i \u00een\u0103untru. Doar n-o s\u0103 contabilizezi 350 de kilometri dus p\u00e2n\u0103 la Balcik pagub\u0103, transport \u0219i alte cheltuieli personale ori R\u00e2mnicu-S\u0103rat &#8211; Bucure\u0219ti, Bucure\u0219ti &#8211; Bruxelles \u0219i-o tur\u0103-napoi, bur\u0103, stropi pondera\u021bi sau bulboace manifestarea merge mai departe. Da&#8217; cred c\u0103 fuse lumea bun\u0103 dincolo de v\u0103mi, a\u0219a ce s-au calmat spiritele rele zeie\u0219ti, c\u0103 pic de ploaie n-a mai dat. Doar <strong>albe<\/strong> forma\u021biuni de-a v-a\u021bi ascunselea cu regele soare peste toat\u0103 suflarea gata s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 cuv\u00e2nt trilingv de s\u0103rb\u0103toare.<br \/>\n    Prezentare rom\u00e2no-francezo-flamand\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 na\u021biuni diverse adunate la ca iarmaroc s\u0103 guste din produsele muzicale populare \u0219i pop-disco-folk, s\u0103 soarb\u0103 din priviri exponatele de la standuri, dar s\u0103 le mai \u0219i cumpere. \u00cenaintea intr\u0103rii \u00een scen\u0103 am imortalizat indirect un continental african \u0219i mare mirare ca \u0103la din cortul cu m\u00e2ncare s\u0103 nu fi fost vreun neam de <strong>ak\u00e2n<\/strong> sau purt\u0103tor de <strong>alem<\/strong> \u0219i nu de-al nostru. C\u0103-s din ce \u00een ce mai greu de deosebit, \u021bigan, turc, kazah&#8230; cam tot aia-i. <strong>Alea<\/strong>-alea, ca s\u0103 recitez un prieten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ag\u0103i, de-i dai de urm\u0103, \u00eei \u00eenaintezi engleze\u0219te, franceza r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd doar codul glumelor \u00een doi, de la Guli\u021b\u0103 alecsandrianul citire,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6981,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6979"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6984,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979\/revisions\/6984"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}