{"id":6972,"date":"2018-07-11T23:32:18","date_gmt":"2018-07-11T20:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6972"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:15:16","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:15:16","slug":"cotetul-metafore-stieee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6972","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Ca s\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tieee!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Eu m\u0103 numesc\u0103 Coca Laru
\nAm vin\u2019t a\u00edcea cu \u0219\u0103ptaru\u2019
\nC-am auzit c\u0103 este unu\u2019
\nCare tot face p\u0103 nebunu\u2019!<\/p>\n

A z\u00e2s nasol de r\u0103u d\u0103 Fane
\n\u0218\u00ee d\u0103 ma\u0219\u00e2nile babane,
\n\u0218\u00ee c-a fost totul f\u0103r\u0103 rost
\n\u0218\u00ee ce ur\u00e2t a fost ce-a fost!<\/p>\n

A z\u00e2s nea \u0103la\u2026 scriitoru\u2019
\nC\u0103 ce bogat a fost Spoitoru
\nC\u0103 ce d\u0103 pretini a avut
\n\u0218i ce avere a perdut\u2026<\/p>\n

S\u0103 moar\u0103, mama, de-l g\u0103sesc
\nOleac\u0103 o s\u0103-l t\u0103v\u0103lesc!
\nS\u0103-\u0219i cear\u0103 scuze d\u0103 la to\u021b\u2019
\n\u2018r-ar starea lui d\u0103 ho\u021b!<\/p>\n

C\u0103 \u0219\u00ee p\u0103 voi v\u0103\u2026 roade grija
\nDe parc-a\u021b\u2019 fi ai lu\u2019 Dabija!
\n\u0218\u00ee tare v\u0103 mai oftica\u021bi
\nC\u0103 nu sunte\u021b\u2019 \u0219\u00ee voi boga\u021bi!<\/p>\n

\u0218\u00ee ce, dac\u0103 avem d\u0103 toate?
\nCe dac\u0103 toate e furate?
\nFur\u0103m c\u0103 nu ne este fric\u0103
\nC\u0103 vine garda \u0219i c\u0103 ne ridic\u0103!<\/p>\n

Fura\u021b\u2019 \u0219\u00ee voi, ca s-ave\u021b\u2019 case
\nSau dac\u0103 vre\u021b\u2019 ma\u0219\u00e2ni bengoase
\nFura\u021b\u2019 din Spania, d\u00e2n Fran\u021ba,
\n\u0218\u00ee sparge\u021b\u2019 banii la Constan\u021ba!<\/p>\n

\u0218i s\u0103 mor de m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103
\nC\u00e2nd vine garda s\u0103 m\u0103 aresteaz\u0103!
\nAm \u0219pag\u0103 mare gata preg\u0103tit\u0103,
\nD\u0103c\u00e2t c\u0103 e acum pu\u021b\u00e2n pitit\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i ca s\u0103 z\u00e2c din nou d\u0103 Fane
\nLa care io i-am dus coroane…
\n\u0102la a zis c\u0103 noi ne-am pref\u0103cut
\n\u0218\u00ee c\u0103, d\u0103 fapt, nu ne-a durut…<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, ia s\u0103-mi vie mie \u0103la-ncoa\u2019
\nS\u0103-i dea un pumn \u00een gur\u0103, moa!
\nIo dau cu pumnu\u2019 \u00een francez\u0103
\n\u0218\u00ee cu cu\u021b\u00e2tu\u2019 \u00een englez\u0103!<\/p>\n

Acu\u2019 c\u0103 Fane este foarte mort,
\nPomenile i-om face-n cort
\n\u0218-om \u021b\u00e2ne parastasu-n strad\u0103
\nA\u0219a, s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u0103i de-o s\u0103 ne vad\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u021a\u00eenem pomana \u00eentr-o veselie
\nNe c\u00e2nt\u0103 maneli\u0219tii, s\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie!
\nS\u0103 \u0219tie to\u021b\u2019 rom\u00e2nii ce mi\u0219to suntem,
\nC\u00e2nd facem dedica\u021b\u00eei marf\u0103, pe sistem!<\/p>\n

C\u0103 mi s\u0103 urc\u0103 s\u00e2ngele la cap
\nD\u0103 nervi, o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i cu handicap!
\n\u0218\u00ee d-aia tot am z\u00e2s c\u0103 tre\u2019 s\u0103 scriu,
\nC\u0103 ca s\u0103 \u0219tie to\u021b\u2019 c\u0103 \u0219tiu…<\/p>\n

\u0218\u00ee p\u0103 du\u0219mani s\u0103-i bag \u00een boal\u0103
\nC\u0103 ei z\u00e2cea c\u0103 io n-am \u0219coal\u0103.
\n\u0218\u00ee c\u0103 mai \u0219tiu \u0219\u00ee io d\u0103 ni\u0219te mersuri
\nDe poezie d-aia \u0219\u00ee cu rime-n versuri!<\/p>\n

Ce dac\u0103 z\u00e2ce lumea c\u0103 io \u00ees interlop
\nC\u0103 uite c\u0103 s\u0103 scriu, mai \u0219tiu un strop!
\nDa\u2019 dau cu pumnu\u2019 de te bag \u00een boal\u0103
\nC\u0103 pumnii mei nu are mult\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103!<\/p>\n

Zisei, lu\u2019 \u0103la s\u0103-i r\u0103spund oleac\u0103
\nAm vorbele la mine \u0219\u00ee cu\u021b\u00e2tu-n teac\u0103!
\n\u0218\u00ee nu s\u0103 poate s\u0103 s\u0103 z\u00e2c\u0103 despre noi
\nC\u0103 nu e p\u00e2ntre noi oameni de soi!<\/p>\n

Io cam at\u00e2ta am avut d\u0103 spus
\nAcu\u2019, c\u0103 Spoitoru s-a cam dus…
\nS\u0103-i spune\u021bi lu\u2019 \u0103la, de-l vede\u021bi,
\nC\u0103 o s\u0103-l viziteze fo c\u00e2\u021biva\u2026 b\u0103e\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Care-o s\u0103-i fac\u0103 ochi cu zeam\u0103
\nA\u0219a, un pic, ca s\u0103 s\u0103 bage-n seam\u0103\u2026
\nIo \u0219tiu b\u0103e\u021bii, \u00ees b\u0103e\u021bi cumin\u021bi
\n\u0218\u00ee dup\u0103 iei r\u0103m\u00e2ne lips\u0103 p\u0103 la din\u021bi\u2026<\/p>\n

\u0218-ap\u0103i, la iei nu e cu sup\u0103rare mare
\nDac\u0103 la urm\u0103, \u0103l b\u0103tut, mai moare\u2026
\nC\u0103, ce s\u0103 faci, a\u0219a ie vea\u021ba asta,
\nC\u0103 \u00eentr-o z\u00ee, s\u0103 termin\u0103 \u0219\u00ee\u2026 basta!<\/p>\n

Deci, b\u0103, nenic\u0103, de m-ai auzit,
\nS\u0103 moar\u0103 Cipilan, c\u0103 te-am ginit!
\nS\u0103 nu te legi d\u0103 noi \u0219\u00ee mor\u021b\u00ee no\u0219tri
\nC\u0103 noi nu ne-am legat de-ai vo\u0219tri!<\/p>\n

Vede\u021bi-v\u0103 d\u0103 treaba corespunz\u0103toare
\nC\u0103 omu\u2019 viu, e \u0103la de nu moare!
\n\u0218i nu uita ce p\u00e2n-acum \u021b-am z\u00ees aici,
\nMai d\u0103-te-n… spuma m\u0103rii de arici!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ca s\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tieee! (Replic\u0103 d\u0103 r\u0103spuns) Eu m\u0103 numesc\u0103 Coca Laru Am vin\u2019t a\u00edcea cu \u0219\u0103ptaru\u2019 C-am auzit c\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6973,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972\/revisions\/6973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}