{"id":6967,"date":"2018-07-10T23:40:42","date_gmt":"2018-07-10T20:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6967"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:15:16","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:15:16","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6967","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/image-1.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/image-1-212x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6970 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 212px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 212\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/image-1-212x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6970\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    S-ave\u021bi voi timp s\u0103 st\u0103m la pove\u0219ti.<br \/>\n    \u0218ti\u021bi ce <strong>afix<\/strong> are Belgia? Nu de alta, dar so\u021biei partenerului meu de c\u0103l\u0103torie i-ar fi fost util dup\u0103 e\u0219ecul unui contact ,,on international air&#8221;, \u00eencuviin\u021bat oral \u00eenaintea plec\u0103rii de reprezentantul Telekom, dezmin\u021bit ulterior pe motiv de cerere ne\u00eenregistrat\u0103&#8230;. O \u00eentreag\u0103 list\u0103 cu dezvinov\u0103\u021biri \u00een culmea nervilor \u00eencorda\u021bi. L-am comp\u0103timit \u0219i calmat c\u00e2t mi-a stat \u00een putin\u021b\u0103, nu a\u0219a se <strong>afl\u0103<\/strong> deficien\u021bele uzan\u021belor companiei c\u0103reia \u00eei d\u0103ruie\u0219ti trei sferturi de sut\u0103 de lei lunar, indiferent dac\u0103-\u021bi consumi sau nu por\u021bia de minute \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219ite prietenilor, cuno\u0219tin\u021belor, neamurilor bune \u0219i rele. Mai s\u0103-\u021bi ias\u0103 <strong>afte<\/strong>-n gur\u0103 de necaz din toate, din pre\u021bul sandwich-ului inaccesibil din aeroport, din tunsorile <strong>afro<\/strong> ale trec\u0103torilor din gara de&#8230;, nu \u00eemi amintesc exact adaosul cardinal&#8230;. Colegul a g\u0103sit remediul uit\u0103rii incidentului telefonic, dar eu cum v\u0103d negru, maro \u0219i galben devin grena. ,,Unde sunt, unde m\u0103 <strong>aflu<\/strong>?&#8221; \u00cen Iran, Maroc, India, Bangladesh&#8230;, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia? De la u\u0219a lifturilor p\u00e2n\u0103-n inima Bruxelles-ului puzderie de na\u021biuni, peste tot figuri asociabile terori\u0219tilor, oprim\u0103rii familiale, cer\u0219etoriei, lenei fudule, ho\u021bilor&#8230;. Te apuc\u0103 pandaliile, ma\u0219ini, costume, frizuri&#8230;, c\u00e2te-un ghiul sfid\u0103tor \u00eempodobit de-un <strong>agat<\/strong> c\u00e2t oul de bibilic\u0103&#8230;. Fuse r\u00e2ndul lui s\u0103-ncerce a-mi lini\u0219ti apele \u00een zadar. ,,Nu-i suf\u0103r!&#8221; \u0218i-i dep\u0103n cazul acelui musulman c\u0103ruia statul german \u00eei vireaz\u0103 \u00een cont c\u00e2teva zeci de mii de euro pentru faptul c\u0103 are patru neveste \u0219i 20 \u0219i ceva de copii, iar el nu ridic\u0103 un pai, mai mult, sfideaz\u0103 bunul sim\u021b cu scuza c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 naveta \u00eentre femeile haremului. Doar spa\u021biul camerei de hotel mai reu\u0219ea s\u0103 m\u0103 decupleze de la tensiunea crescut\u0103 \u0219i aparatul ce <strong>aera<\/strong> atmosfera cu un tors de m\u00e2\u021b\u0103. Bine c\u0103 nu-s <strong>afon<\/strong>, chiar dac\u0103 unii se mai \u00eencumet\u0103 s\u0103-mi nege abilitatea \u0219i defectul totodat\u0103 de-a distinge sunete acolo unde in\u0219ii ordinari nu aud nimic, altfel terapia pulmonaro-acustic\u0103 ar fi dat gre\u0219 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la data plec\u0103rii a\u0219 fi explodat definitiv.<br \/>\n   O, \u0219i cum am mai s\u0103rit din co\u0219! <strong>Aft\u0103<\/strong>? Spume! <strong>Afta<\/strong> o tratezi cu glicerin\u0103 boraxat\u0103, spumei \u00eei po\u021bi oferi doar un regim normalitate. Albii cu albii, restul acas\u0103. Dai s\u0103 te bucuri de centrul capitalei belgiene, fugi c\u00e2t po\u021bi de repede \u0219i-nchizi gura instantaneu la contactul vizual cu cona\u021bionalii rromi, \u00eencerci s\u0103 te strecori <strong>agil<\/strong> p\u00e2n\u0103-n mijlocul altor cete de vizitatori \u0219i descoperi acela\u0219i mediu arabo-indo-african. \u00ce\u021bi vine s\u0103 iei de g\u00e2t primul localnic, s\u0103-i faci moral\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i-a l\u0103sat patria invadat\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n    R\u0103m\u0103sesem dator cu ciud\u0103\u021benia din articolul precedent. Eram \u00een 24 aprilie, zi de trecere la cuvintele cu patru litere ale ,,a&#8221;-ului. \u00cemi copiasem parte din list\u0103. Prima noutate a produs ochiului dragoste iremediabil\u0103 \u0219i un loc \u00een topul celor speciale. L-am depus \u00een frunte, titlu. C\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri, c\u00e2teva amintiri, jen\u0103 implicit\u0103, durere la fiecare tastare. Uzualele 2 \u0219i 3, sprijin ipad-ului, st\u0103teau \u00een suspensie nefolositoare, cu speran\u021ba unei miraculoase vindec\u0103ri pentru presta\u021bia s\u0103rb\u0103torii rom\u00e2ne de peste hotare. Aerog\u0103ri, avioane, frici, vertijuri, mi\u0219touri, ignor\u0103ri, caz\u0103ri, vizite. Explor\u0103ri dup-un meniu omenesc, bun de-o plat\u0103 decent\u0103. Sear\u0103, \u00eentuneric. Diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u0103ut\u0103ri de loca\u021bie a festivalului. <strong>Afi\u0219<\/strong>. Mare, ro\u0219u. Spaim\u0103. Mirare dus\u0103 la extrem. Cum a\u0219a? Nu eram produsul vreunei halucina\u021bii, nu m\u0103 mai <strong>afum<\/strong> de aproape un sfert de veac, b\u0103use \u00eenainte de culcare amicul, c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0219i produc\u0103 o digestie normal\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 urmeze sfatul medicinist c\u0103 un strop de alcool face minuni dup\u0103 mas\u0103. AFIF, mare, negru! Poz\u0103, clar!<br \/>\n    Din nou Telekom-ul fu agresat verbal, scena, nu departe de locul \u00eempotmolirii c\u0103ut\u0103rii noastre, p\u0103rea s\u0103 nu existe \u00een partea aceea de ora\u0219. Ploaie m\u0103runt\u0103. Pronia cereasc\u0103, singura de care puteam s\u0103 m\u0103 <strong>ag\u0103\u021b<\/strong>, fiindc\u0103 \u00een coinciden\u021be doar ateii se pot \u00eencumeta s\u0103 cread\u0103, eu tot dintre ei fac parte, a scos \u00een cale o l\u0103turalnic\u0103 strad\u0103 Rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u0219i-n cap\u0103tul opus un domn dispus s\u0103 netezeasc\u0103 drumul a doi r\u0103t\u0103ci\u021bi, \u00een limba cet\u0103\u021beniei de pe cartea de identitate, spre devenirea noastr\u0103 artistico-interna\u021bional\u0103. Ce p\u0103rea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S-ave\u021bi voi timp s\u0103 st\u0103m la pove\u0219ti. \u0218ti\u021bi ce afix are Belgia? 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