{"id":6959,"date":"2018-07-07T23:33:40","date_gmt":"2018-07-07T20:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6959"},"modified":"2019-09-12T21:37:21","modified_gmt":"2019-09-12T18:37:21","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6959","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase -Acta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    \u00cent\u00e2mplare-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103toare. Cum devine treaba asta, via\u021ba, \u00een c\u00e2te <strong>acte<\/strong> se petrece, scrise de-o m\u00e2n\u0103 non uman\u0103, c\u0103ci Dumnezeu numai om nu este, n-are cum, se strecoar\u0103 precum <strong>acul<\/strong> pe sub piele&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Mi-e team\u0103 s\u0103 povestesc&#8230;. N-am dat importan\u021b\u0103 Bruxelles-ului, aveam de g\u00e2nd, printr-o \u00eemprejurare la fel de ciudat\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 eschivez plec\u0103rii. ,,Cu degetele-ns\u00e2ngerate, desc\u0103rnate bini\u0219or&#8221;, zic, ,,numai avioane \u0219i c\u00e2nt\u0103ri la dracu-n praznic nu-mi mai trebuie <strong>acum<\/strong>.&#8221; Pe cine s\u0103 <strong>acuz<\/strong> de nefericita \u00eent\u00e2lnire \u00eentre un picior drept orb \u0219i-un opritor de poart\u0103 \u021beap\u0103n \u00eencastrat? Pretena\u0219ul moldovean, furnizorul meu de tabl\u0103 tip \u021bigl\u0103, era gr\u0103bit s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la Bucure\u0219ti, frate-miu, prim conduc\u0103tor de c\u0103r\u0103u\u0219ie \u00een curtea clientului, la fel de prompt c\u00e2nd se preconizeaz\u0103 ceva pe fug\u0103, nu putea anticipa coliziunea \u0219i picajul periculos inevitabil din care nu m-am putut redresa. S\u0103 <strong>ader<\/strong> la curentul isp\u0103\u0219irii p\u0103catelor anterioare? Nicicum. Am p\u0103\u021bit-o, o s-o duc. Ce fiori! \u0218i dac\u0103 <strong>adia<\/strong> boarea cea mai nevinovat\u0103 de v\u00e2nt \u0219i resim\u021beam <strong>acut<\/strong> durerea p\u00e2n\u0103-n ad\u00e2ncul inimii. ,,<strong>Adii<\/strong>, v\u00e2ntule, adii!&#8221;, d\u0103dea s\u0103 spun\u0103 poetul, ,,<strong>Adie<\/strong>-n alt\u0103 parte, Doamne, c-am la treab\u0103!&#8221;-nfrunta constructorul stoic durerea printre scr\u00e2\u0219niri de denti\u021bie. <strong>Adio<\/strong> capital\u0103 european\u0103, adio fric\u0103 de zbor! \u0218i cum nu <strong>ador<\/strong> str\u0103in\u0103t\u0103\u021burile m\u0103 resemnasem, <strong>adus<\/strong> ni\u021bel de spate, \u00eenf\u0103\u0219urat \u00een patru r\u00e2nduri consecutive de bandaj de conjunctur\u0103, c\u0103 bun\u0103 inven\u021bie sta s\u0103 fie sulul de \u0219erve\u021bele \u0219i util\u0103, schimbate de ro\u0219ul A2, intens de la izvoare p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u0103rsare. M\u0103 <strong>adun<\/strong>. Voi supravie\u021bui. Cu pu\u021bin noroc, \u00eentr-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 am dou\u0103 degete&#8230;. Cu fa\u021b\u0103 comercial\u0103. Griji s\u0103 nu-mi fac? Ei, cum nu? De-a\u021bi \u0219ti ce ochi iscoditor are lentila imortalizatoare&#8230;. Firul de p\u0103r plecat parc\u0103 la b\u0103t\u0103lie, bronzul inegal, ceva g\u00e2lme ivite iste\u021b pe sub epiderma patruzecist\u0103, o urm\u0103 g\u00e2dil\u0103toare de musta\u021b\u0103 neras\u0103 sub nas, o pleoap\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai l\u0103sat\u0103, maxilare f\u0103r\u0103 debordant\u0103 expunere, bur\u021bi, picioare sculptate-n musculatur\u0103 minimalist\u0103. Spuneam de&#8230;. Iar am uitat care-s de picioare \u0219i care de m\u00e2ini. A, de carpiene! Din nou <strong>aezi<\/strong> instala\u021bi \u00een mintea-mi tulburat\u0103 la v\u0103zul capelor \u00eens\u00e2ngerate dar\u0103 s\u0103 are ogoarele stihurilor: ,,O, voi degete \u00eenm\u0103rmurite,\/ V-<strong>aduc<\/strong> tribut acoperi\u0219urilor ticluite,\/ V-<strong>ad\u0103p<\/strong> \u00een apa robinetului cuminte\/ \u0218i trupul vost&#8217; \u00eel d\u0103ruiesc acestei table sfinte!&#8221; Privind opera hazardului nu mai aveam ce <strong>aere<\/strong> superioare s\u0103 \u00eencerc, c\u0103l\u0103toria mea p\u0103rea definitiv compromis\u0103, inclusiv lucr\u0103tura de cas\u0103 ce a\u0219tepta s\u0103-i schimb formele din temelii. A\u0219a <strong>afl\u0103<\/strong> oricine c\u00e2t de scurt e pasul spre nenorocire. Nu eram la prima constatare \u0219i nici la cel mai grav accident, \u00een urm\u0103 cu 13 ani fusesem la o secund\u0103 de-a-mi pune cruce gemenelor de la m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103, ar\u0103t\u0103tor \u0219i mijlociu ciuntite de-o ,,roat\u0103 de foc&#8221; prins\u0103-n \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2na Flex-ului. Noroc cu fratele, grabnic preschimbat \u00een asistent, ce-mi <strong>aer\u0103<\/strong> respira\u021bia piedut\u0103-n semi le\u0219in \u0219i-mi ud\u0103 fruntea \u00eembrobodit\u0103 de roiuri de stele cu ditai cana de ap\u0103. Ca \u0219i-atunci, so\u021bia-mi era plecat\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t apostrofarea miloas\u0103 avea s\u0103 rabde o zi. Chiar dac-ar fi sunat, n-ar fi putut <strong>afla<\/strong> nimic, \u0219i-nt\u00e2ia dat\u0103 i-am r\u0103spuns nisnai: ,,Sunt bine, s\u0103n\u0103tos!&#8221; Ce s\u0103 afle de la un \u00eenciudat pe propria neglijen\u021b\u0103?<br \/>\n     Adev\u0103rat este c\u0103 \u00een clipele de-\u021bi d\u0103 ocol inevitabila catastrof\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fuge g\u00e2ndul la toate, iar mie \u00eemi trecuse un <strong>afet<\/strong> de tun clasat \u00een m\u0103gura pe care se-nal\u021b\u0103 mausoleul m\u0103r\u0103\u0219e\u0219tean prin minte, cel c\u0103l\u0103rit \u00eempreun\u0103 cu Arcu\u0219 pentr-o imortalizare&#8230;. \u0218i nu-mi fusese <strong>afin<\/strong>, nu tat\u0103, nu v\u0103r, nimic, un simplu coleg de muzic\u0103, uneori, ce-mi \u00eenaintase o invita\u021bie duminical\u0103 din prea multa-i singur\u0103tate, fiindc\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n    Bietul. Uite, de aceea s\u0103 nu aud de plec\u0103ri pe-afar\u0103. Mai c\u0103-mi cerusem os\u00e2nda s\u0103 nu fac drumul dus-\u00eentors c\u0103tre Belgia. C\u00e2nd \u00eenchizi ochii \u0219i-\u021bi zici ,,s\u0103 nu se-nt\u00e2mple&#8230;&#8221; vrerea se trece-n opozi\u021bie \u0219i nebunia se declan\u0219eaz\u0103. Bine c\u0103 am avut un zbor ferit de teama c\u0103 avionul se putea pr\u0103bu\u0219i, <strong>afli<\/strong>  chiar din gura steward-ului c\u0103 nu se g\u0103sesc \u00een lista lor accidentele aviatice: ,,Nu ast\u0103zi!&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cent\u00e2mplare-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103toare. Cum devine treaba asta, via\u021ba, \u00een c\u00e2te acte se petrece, scrise de-o m\u00e2n\u0103 non uman\u0103, c\u0103ci Dumnezeu numai om<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6959"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6959"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8188,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6959\/revisions\/8188"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}