{"id":6928,"date":"2018-06-27T23:13:49","date_gmt":"2018-06-27T20:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6928"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:15:18","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:15:18","slug":"cotetul-metafore-brangelina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6928","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Brangelina"},"content":{"rendered":"

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B\u0103i, voi chiar nu a\u021bi aflat?!
\nNu \u0219ti\u021bi ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?!
\nChiar c\u0103 face\u021bi un p\u0103cat!…
\n\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, s-au \u00eemp\u0103cat!
\nCine, cine? m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi…
\nSta\u021bi pu\u021bin \u0219i-o s\u0103 afla\u021bi!
\nMai apoi s\u0103 v\u0103 mira\u021bi
\n\u0218i din plin v\u0103 bucura\u021bi!
\nCa s\u0103 creasc-adrenalina,
\nBrad Pitt \u0219i cu Angelina,
\nS-au \u00eemp\u0103cat, bat\u0103-i vina,
\n\u0218i \u0219i-au reg\u0103sit rutina…
\nDoamne c\u00e2t m-am bucurat
\nBa chiar m-am extaziat,
\nDe aceea am \u0219i \u021bipat
\nVecinii i-am speriat!
\nC\u00e2t am fost de sup\u0103rat,
\nAtunci c\u00e2nd s-au separat
\nAm umblat tot dezbr\u0103cat
\n\u0218i chiar foarte deprimat!…
\nMi-am zis c\u0103 era p\u0103cat
\nAtuncea c\u00e2nd s-au certat,
\nCa exemplu a fost dat
\nCuplul, c\u00e2nd a divor\u021bat!
\nEa zicea de el c\u0103 bea,
\n\u0218i deloc n-o mai iubea,
\n\u0218i c\u0103 nu voia s\u0103 stea
\nDe vorb\u0103, la o cafea…
\nEl, pe de alt\u0103 parte,
\nFiind, logic, de pe Marte,
\nNu tr\u0103ia ca dup\u0103 carte
\n\u0218i-a ajuns mult prea departe!
\nCic\u0103 a recunoscut
\nC\u0103 era cam ab\u0103tut
\nIar alcoolul i-a pl\u0103cut
\n\u0218i de-aceea, a b\u0103ut!<\/p>\n

\u0218i de vin\u0103 nu e ea,
\nC\u0103 i-a zis s\u0103 nu mai bea,
\n\u00cens\u0103 el n-o auzea
\n\u0218i bea p\u00e2n’ nu mai putea!
\nCum s\u0103 fie ea de vin\u0103?
\nO femeie-a\u0219a… divin\u0103?
\nO frumuse\u021be deplin\u0103,
\nCe p\u0103cat c\u0103 nu-i latin\u0103!…
\nAcum, c\u0103 s-au reg\u0103sit,
\nPacea s-a restabilit,
\nClima nu s-a mai r\u0103cit,
\nGhe\u021barii nu s-au topit!
\nP\u0103duri nu se mai distrug,
\nCopaci nu mai ard ca rug,
\nTotul este ignifug…
\nNici eu nu \u0219tiu ce \u00eendrug…
\nMai intens\u0103 e lumina,
\nDe c\u00e2nd Brad \u0219i Angelina
\nEl frumosul, ea, divina
\n\u00ce\u0219i iau \u00eempreun\u0103 cina!
\nNimic nu ne mai atinge,
\nC\u00e2nd ne plou\u0103 sau ne ninge,
\nR\u0103utatea-n noi se stinge,
\nBinele, iar\u0103\u0219i \u00eenvinge…
\nAm crezut c\u0103 o s\u0103 mor!
\nC\u0103 nu-mi credeam ochilor,
\nCum pereche ca a lor,
\nCade prad\u0103 b\u00e2rfelor!
\nDar, de azi m-am lini\u0219tit,
\nMoralul mi s-a-nt\u0103rit,
\nChef de via\u021b\u0103 mi-a venit,
\n\u0218i m\u0103 pun iar pe tr\u0103it!
\nO s\u0103 \u00eemi s\u0103rut vitrina,
\nUnde, Brad \u0219i Angelina,
\nDin poz\u0103, mi-aduc lumina,
\n\u0218i… oftic\u0103 pe vecina!
\nO s\u0103 fie-n lume pace,
\nCoreenii o s\u0103 se-mpace,
\nTrump \u0219i Putin o s\u0103 joace,
\nTot pup\u00e2ndu-se pe moace!<\/p>\n

S-a terminat, isteria,
\nVa domni iar armonia!
\nStima noastr\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2ndria,
\nBrangelina-Rom\u00e2nia! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Brangelina B\u0103i, voi chiar nu a\u021bi aflat?! Nu \u0219ti\u021bi ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?! Chiar c\u0103 face\u021bi un p\u0103cat!… \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, s-au<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6929,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6928\/revisions\/6929"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}