{"id":6922,"date":"2018-06-26T22:06:28","date_gmt":"2018-06-26T19:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6922"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:15:18","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:15:18","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6922","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aht"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Ie\u0219isem a doua oar\u0103. Portarul l-a salutat pe tata, se cuno\u0219teau de la Potcoava, popas de neevitat c\u00e2nd damfurile de alcool \u0219i chiftelu\u021be dau buzna \u00een n\u0103rile tinere \u0219i neprih\u0103nite.<br \/>\n    &#8211; S\u0103ndele, s\u0103-\u021bi tr\u0103iasc\u0103, tat\u0103! La mai mul\u021bi!<br \/>\n    M-a nedumerit \u0219i-atunci, \u00eenf\u0103\u0219at din cap p\u00e2n&#8217; la picioare \u00een zece scutece \u0219i-o p\u0103turic\u0103 din <strong>aba<\/strong>, \u0219i dup\u0103, nu pricepusem bine la ce f\u0103cea referire nea Costel, paznicul vechiului spital, la fra\u021bi sau la salariul adolescentului meu p\u0103rinte naiv \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103. Un <strong>abc<\/strong> al vie\u021bii \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat t\u00e2rziu, dup\u0103 ce, din bun sim\u021b, tinzi s\u0103 cinste\u0219ti c-un \u021boi ori o sticl\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 pe oricine umbl\u0103 <strong>aci<\/strong>, \u00een suflet, cu <strong>ace<\/strong> pe m\u0103sura materialului organico-chimic \u00eenc\u0103 nedospit, <strong>act<\/strong> condamnabil \u00een sine, dar just pentru-nv\u0103\u021b\u0103celul neantrenat. O!, \u0219i c\u00e2te nu se spuneau \u00een cr\u00e2\u0219me: ,,<strong>Adu<\/strong>, b\u0103iete, \u00eenc\u0103 un r\u00e2nd!&#8221; Apoi l\u0103l\u0103ia c\u00e2te-un <strong>aed <\/strong>r\u0103t\u0103cit culoarea licorii de te-mbat\u0103, femeia \u0219i faptele de vitejie pe c\u00e2mpul de munc\u0103, iernile-n c\u0103ldura izului de pardoseal\u0103-mbibat\u0103-n petroxin, de c\u00e2nd f\u0103cea bulbul tulpin\u0103-n <strong>aer<\/strong>, cel mai \u00eenmiresmat din an de duhul verde-al naturii dezl\u0103n\u021buite \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103-n stuful must\u0103riei ce lua graiul dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva turbulen\u021be de doag\u0103. Desigur, nu mult lipsea vreunui <strong>ag\u0103<\/strong> r\u0103zle\u021bit s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eencerce \u0219i el glasul licit pe soborul de soli\u0219ti amatori, cu preten\u021bii profesioniste de la arta sor\u0103 bahic\u0103: ,,Bei, clon\u021bul mic! <strong>Aga<\/strong> nu ciugule\u0219te nimic?&#8221; Se trezeau ciracii zeului viei uneori exclam\u00e2nd ,,<strong>Aha<\/strong>! M\u0103tale \u021bi-i sete, nea Vasile!&#8221;, r\u0103spl\u0103ti\u021bi fiind c-un superior ,,M\u0103, \u021b\u0103ranilor!&#8221;, iar dup\u0103 ce primeau c\u00e2te-o caschet\u0103 patern\u0103 peste sc\u0103f\u00e2rliile tunse gigea fraternizau pe-o singur\u0103 voce: ,,S\u0103 ne tr\u0103im!&#8221; Uitasem de Ion, cadetul smuls din produc\u021bie, aghiotantul plutonierului Vasile, chemat \u00een cele din urm\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 u\u0219a-consemn \u0219i s\u0103 se al\u0103ture uniunii sorbitorilor din pahar, echipa de <strong>agi<\/strong> complet\u0103 asigur\u00e2nd paza \u0219i ordinea local\u0103 a preacinsti\u021bilor concet\u0103\u021beni.<br \/>\n    D-<strong>aia<\/strong> a durat comunismul, comuniunea maselor largi se perpetua din ,,<strong>aho<\/strong>&#8221; \u00een sorcov\u0103, din <strong>alb<\/strong> \u00een negru cernoziom, <strong>ale<\/strong> mele erau \u0219i ale tale, ca pe vremea romanilor c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103deau coate c\u0103lare soldat \u0219i general \u00een orice <strong>al\u0103<\/strong>. Sau nu. Ce, eu am tr\u0103it pe vremea lor? De fiecare dat\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u0219te amintirea asta din clasa a patra c\u00e2nd m\u0103 pierd \u00een negura mileniilor trecute, \u00eens\u0103 \u00eemi aten\u021bionez con\u0219tiin\u021ba dintru \u00eenceput cu ,,<strong>Alo<\/strong>!&#8221;, \u00eemi iau reper <strong>alt<\/strong> veac, rom\u00e2no-cotidian, \u0219i de-<strong>amu<\/strong> \u00eenainte cu pu\u021binii <strong>ani<\/strong>, mai pu\u021bintei de c\u00e2\u021bi fuser\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 <strong>acu<\/strong>, spre&#8230;. Cine mai \u0219tie unde?<br \/>\n    Din spital, la bal! Deh! Chefurile de joc \u0219i voie bun\u0103 abia din punctul acela aveau s\u0103 marcheze mica mea aplecare c\u0103tre muzic\u0103 sub form\u0103 incon\u0219tient\u0103, nici sc\u00e2ntecele mele, nici lampa de g\u0103tit cu gaz nu puteau fi profesorul dint\u00e2i, ciulirea urechilor plane se datoreaz\u0103 doar c\u00e2ntecelor, ale mamei, semn c\u0103 nu a mai fost verb mai pre\u021bios ca a <strong>ama<\/strong> nic\u0103ieri \u00een lume dup\u0103 ce i s-a rupt <strong>apa<\/strong> \u0219i m-a n\u0103scut, ale tat\u0103lui, avertisment c\u0103 mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu, la un comportament asem\u0103n\u0103tor, tat\u0103, fiu, totuna poate fi, o <strong>ap\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i-un p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Asta \u00een cazul ordinar, cutumiar \u00een care a\u0219chiile majoritare nu sar mai departe de trunchiul tutorial.<br \/>\n    Un of greu de eradicat, de c\u00e2te ori n-au trecut sudorile <strong>ape<\/strong>, ape vadurile frun\u021bilor mele, inund\u00e2ndu-mi con\u0219tiin\u021ba prea \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 de lipsa ei \u00een neamul de apartenen\u021b\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t renun\u021basem s\u0103 mai cred c\u0103 voi fi <strong>apt<\/strong> vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 devin om ca oricare altul, pielea \u00eencepea a se <strong>ara<\/strong> de brazde, spr\u00e2ncenele f\u0103ceau <strong>arc<\/strong> de nedumerire, bra\u021bele \u0219i capul p\u0103reau c\u0103 <strong>ard<\/strong> de at\u00e2ta neputin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ie\u0219isem a doua oar\u0103. 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