{"id":6866,"date":"2018-06-10T19:51:07","date_gmt":"2018-06-10T16:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6866"},"modified":"2018-08-21T08:17:27","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T05:17:27","slug":"caruta-metafore-barca-valuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6866","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu metafore – Barca pe valuri"},"content":{"rendered":"

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,,Barca pe valuri plute\u0219te u\u0219or
\nDar cine \u00eeng\u00e2n\u0103 c\u0103tre popor
\nNu e nici V\u00e2ntu nici Dun\u0103rea nu-i
\nE Victor Ponta \u0219i Dragnea al lui<\/p>\n

ISU \u00eel poart\u0103 alene pe-un val
\nCa pe o floare de nuf\u0103r spre mal
\nAcolo unde poporu’ a\u0219teapt\u0103 oft\u00e2nd
\n\u0218i-unde minciunile curg pe r\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

Cinci pompieri \u00eel trag ru\u0219ina\u021bi
\nS\u0103-i duc\u0103 prin ape la sinistra\u021bi,
\nOamenii pl\u00e2ng dispera\u021bi pe la por\u021bi
\nPonta se mir\u0103 cum de nu-s mor\u021bi<\/p>\n

El le promite c\u0103 face-un dig nou
\n\u00cel face pe Dragnea s\u0103 par\u0103 erou
\nC\u0103 nu degeaba e vicepremier
\n\u0218i dac\u0103 trebe, face unu’ de fier!<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0219i r\u00e2de-nfundat \u00een musta\u021ba-i bogat\u0103
\nC\u0103-i mai d\u0103 Victora\u0219 fonduri odat\u0103
\nCa unui bun \u0219i de-ncredere amic
\nS\u0103 fac\u0103 cu ele ce \u0219tie, adic\u0103… nimic.<\/p>\n

Hai, f\u0103, Doin\u0103, urc\u0103 \u0219i tu-n barc\u0103!
\n\u0218tiu c\u0103 n-ai chef \u0219i e\u0219ti ud\u0103 leoarc\u0103
\nDar vino acilea \u00eentre Liviu \u0219i mine
\nS\u0103 dai socoteal\u0103 de apa ce vine. <\/p>\n

De-aia te-am pus io ministru la ape?
\nS\u0103 la\u0219i puhoaiele din diguri s\u0103 scape?
\nM\u0103 faci s\u0103 ro\u0219esc, s\u0103 anun\u021b coduri,
\n\u0218i must\u0103ciosului ast\u0103 s\u0103-i dau iar fonduri.<\/p>\n

To\u021bi \u0103\u0219tia de-aici cred c\u0103 mi-e lesne
\nS\u0103 stau ca un prost cu apa la glezne?
\nS\u0103-i v\u0103d cum se pl\u00e2ng cu apa \u00een oase
\nIo-s premier frate, nu broker de case!<\/p>\n

Acu tre’ s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng, s\u0103 arat c\u0103 \u00eemi pas\u0103,
\nS\u0103 zic c\u0103 dau bani s\u0103-\u0219i ridice o cas\u0103,
\nS\u0103-mi ud pantalonii, pantofii, chilo\u021bii
\nDoar s\u0103 m\u0103 bat pe um\u0103r cu to\u021bi neto\u021bii.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 sinistra\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia oric\u00e2t acum le dai,
\nUit\u0103 cu totu’ asta p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een luna mai.
\n\u0218i-atuncea m\u0103 \u00eentreb ce rost mai are,
\nDac\u0103 nu c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103m la europarlamentare?<\/p>\n

\u0218i ce-i mai r\u0103u de-abia la iarn\u0103 vine!
\nC\u0103 uit\u0103 cine le-a f\u0103cut un bine
\nS\u0103 uite tot, dar \u00een noiembrie fierbinte
\nS\u0103-\u0219i aminteasc\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 pre\u0219edinte.
\n……………………………………………..<\/p>\n

\u00cen Rom\u00e2nia vor mai fi inunda\u021bii
\n\u0218i prim-mini\u0219tri c\u0103ut\u00e2nd doar senza\u021bii
\nVom fi-n continuare mereu sinistra\u021bi
\nDe pro\u0219ti \u0219i lichele mereu inunda\u021bi.<\/p>\n

De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd suntem la greu
\n\u00centoarcem privirea \u0219i g\u00e2ndul la D-zeu
\nS\u0103 vin\u0103 potopul \u0219i Noe cu arca
\nDar nu-l mai vrem pe Ponta cu barca!”<\/p>\n

P.S. Na, c\u0103 vrusei s\u0103 parodiez versurile valsului ,,Valurile Dun\u0103rii” \u0219i a ie\u0219it… ce a ie\u0219it ! Mai degrab\u0103 sun\u0103 ca ,,Malurile Dun\u0103rii”… S\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u021bi de \u00eendr\u0103zneal\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

N-aveti chef de-un vals? Hai c\u0103 se poate… ,,Barca pe valuri plute\u0219te u\u0219or Dar cine \u00eeng\u00e2n\u0103 c\u0103tre popor Nu e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6866"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6866"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6867,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6866\/revisions\/6867"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}