{"id":6756,"date":"2018-05-09T22:00:58","date_gmt":"2018-05-09T19:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6756"},"modified":"2018-06-08T20:35:54","modified_gmt":"2018-06-08T17:35:54","slug":"cotetul-metafore-autonomie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6756","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Autonomie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nAutonomie<\/p>\n<p>Cred c\u0103 v\u0103zur\u0103\u021bi to\u021bi, ce nebunie<br \/>\nE-acum \u00een Spania, pe autonomie!<br \/>\n\u0218i cum au vrut ei, rebelii, catalanii<br \/>\nS\u0103 rup\u0103 trupul ,,\u00eentregii\u201d Mamei-Spanii!<\/p>\n<p>Au zis c\u0103 nu mai vor deloc s\u0103 stea<br \/>\nBugetului, mai mult ca s\u0103 mai dea,<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103, de ce s\u0103-i duc\u0103 numai ei \u00een spate<br \/>\nPe ceilal\u021bi spanioli? Iar asta-i nedreptate!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cum erau ei a\u0219a frumos, autonomi,<br \/>\n\u0218i cunoscu\u021bi drept calmi \u0219i chiar bonomi,<br \/>\nDeodat\u0103, uite c\u0103 nu le mai convine,<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 ce le cam revine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-atunci au pus-o ei de-un referendum,<br \/>\nC\u0103 vor neap\u0103rat o ,,restitutio in integrum,<br \/>\nCum s-ar traduce p-aicea p\u0103 la noi,<br \/>\nAr vrea, prin vot, ,,s\u0103-\u0219i ia \u021bara-napoi!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aveau deja o mic\u0103&#8230; mare libertate,<br \/>\nGuvernul lor \u0219i premier, de ei votate,<br \/>\nC-at\u00e2ta le-a dat voie Regele \u0219i monarhia<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu domneasc\u0103-n \u021bar\u0103 anarhia!<\/p>\n<p>Dar ei \u0219i-au cam for\u021bat acum norocul<br \/>\nIar Spania nu mai accept\u0103 jocul<br \/>\nA declarat alegerile catalane ilegale<br \/>\n\u0218i a aplicat regulile democra\u021biei sale!<\/p>\n<p>Astfel, trimise-n strad\u0103, iute, Policia<br \/>\nS\u0103 lichideze-n grab\u0103 ,,porqueria\u201d!<br \/>\nS-au \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit bastoane pe spin\u0103ri<br \/>\nCe-au speriat pe to\u021bi din patru z\u0103ri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Noi, de pe-acilea, putem fi empatici<br \/>\nC\u0103 spaniolii chiar ne sunt simpatici&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00cen 13-15 iunie am fost \u00een pielea lor,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd am sim\u021bit bastoanele minerilor!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>E drept c\u0103 nu-i aceea\u0219i situa\u021bie,<br \/>\nDar am f\u0103cut \u0219i noi atunci, senza\u021bie!<br \/>\nLa fel cum fac \u0219i ei acum \u00een lume,<br \/>\n\u0218i-am devenit atunci subiect de glume&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Deci, ce-n\u021belegem dragii mei, de-aici?<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu pot fi mai mari \u0103ia de-s mici!<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 democra\u021bia nu-i plimbare-n parc,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00eentr-un&#8230; \u021barc!<\/p>\n<p>Dar dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 sari afar\u0103, e belea!<br \/>\nC\u0103 statul vine \u0219i-\u021bi arat\u0103 care-i limita<br \/>\n\u0218i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde-ai voie s\u0103 fii ,,liber\u201d<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103 nu deranjezi din somn vreun lider!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd nu-n\u021belegi ce-i ,,autodeterminare\u201d<br \/>\n\u021ai-arat\u0103 el, cu b\u0103\u021bul pe spinare!<br \/>\nIar asta poate fi o treab\u0103 exemplar\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i pentru \u0103\u0219tia de la noi din \u021bar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Care viseaz\u0103 ei, precum \u0219i catalanii,<br \/>\n\u021ainuturi secuie\u0219ti \u0219i alte ,,b\u00e2zd\u00e2ganii\u201d<br \/>\nAutonomie, separare sau enclavizare<br \/>\nSau alte vise despre ,,Ungaria Mare\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103, iat\u0103 c\u00e2nd credeam c\u0103 UE,<br \/>\nNu intervine \u00een problem\u0103 s\u0103 le spuie,<br \/>\nA zis de data asta, clar \u0219i r\u0103spicat,<br \/>\nC\u0103-i ilegal tot referendumul organizat!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i deci, bastoanele sunt bine-meritate,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci UE dore\u0219te numai unitate!<br \/>\nNu vrea rebeli ca \u0103\u0219tia s-o pun\u0103 \u00een pericol,<br \/>\nBa chiar mai mult, s-o fac\u0103 de&#8230; ridicol!<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103, dragii mei, dorm lini\u0219tit desear\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103, totu\u0219i ,,viitorul nu va fi-n maghiar\u0103\u201d<br \/>\nCum zise Viktor Orban p-aicea pe la Cluj,<br \/>\n\u00cen fa\u021ba unor indivizi ce fac doar sluj&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ar mai fi o treab\u0103 ce-i nelalocul ei,<br \/>\n\u00cen cazul \u0103sta, nefiresc, al Spaniei&#8230;<br \/>\nUnde e nene, .. cum \u00eei zice?&#8230;Monarhia?<br \/>\n\u0218i cum se \u00eempac\u0103 ea cu&#8230; ,,anarhia\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>Ce zice Rey Felipe despre treaba asta?<br \/>\nI-o pune \u00een pericol via\u021ba&#8230; dinastia&#8230; casta?<br \/>\nSe uit\u0103 el de sus, pe geam, de dup\u0103 draperii,<br \/>\nLa cei ce protesteaz\u0103, ca la ,,bizarerii\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>Normal c\u0103 nu-i convine revolta din Regat<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 \u00een ochii celorlal\u021bi se face de&#8230; rahat!<br \/>\nDar el e ve\u0219nic, trimis de Dumnezeu,<br \/>\nEl doar ,,domne\u0219te\u201d peste ei, fiind un fariseu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Al\u021bi \u00eel ap\u0103r\u0103, Guvernul, Poli\u021bia \u0219i Guardia Civil,<br \/>\n\u021ain\u00e2nd c\u00e2t mai departe poporul cel umil&#8230;<br \/>\nCa nu cumva s\u0103-l supere pe Majestatea Sa<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103 str\u0103nute mai puternic c\u0103tre cineva&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cu asta, noi rivalit\u0103\u021bi mai mari se redeschid,<br \/>\nPrecum aceea dintre Barcelona \u0219i Real Madrid!<br \/>\nNu ca la fotbal, dar poate Barcelona fac-o boal\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 n-a ajuns \u0219i ea, precum Madridul, capital\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a m\u0103car om \u0219ti \u0219i noi c\u0103 o iau razna,<br \/>\nUnii care viseaz\u0103 capitale \u00een&#8230; Covasna!<br \/>\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea sunt \u0219anse una la o mie,<br \/>\nS\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple-n Rom\u00e2nia vreo autonomie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autonomie Cred c\u0103 v\u0103zur\u0103\u021bi to\u021bi, ce nebunie E-acum \u00een Spania, pe autonomie! \u0218i cum au vrut ei, rebelii, catalanii S\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6756"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6757,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6756\/revisions\/6757"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}