{"id":6717,"date":"2018-04-30T00:49:20","date_gmt":"2018-04-29T21:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6717"},"modified":"2018-06-08T20:36:20","modified_gmt":"2018-06-08T17:36:20","slug":"cotetul-metafore-antivalentin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6717","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Antivalentin"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Dom’le, a\u0219 putea s\u0103 zic
\nSunt impresionat un pic…
\nA\u0219a spun eu la ,,pu\u021bin\u201d
\nDe ziua lu’ Valentin…<\/p>\n

Sf\u00e2ntu’ \u0103sta importat
\nTe-ndeamn\u0103 la cump\u0103rat!
\nFi’nc\u0103, v\u0103z \u0219i io acum,
\nS\u0103rb\u0103toarea-i de… consum!<\/p>\n

Inimioare-n cutiu\u021be
\nChilo\u021bei cu dantelu\u021be,
\nFlori, pachete cu cadouri
\n\u0218i b\u0103rba\u021bi plutind…pe nouri…<\/p>\n

Zicea unu’ odat\u0103 a\u0219ea:
\n,,E frumoas\u0103 da’ nu prea!\u201d
\nA\u0219a zic \u0219i io acuma
\nCa s\u0103 \u00eent\u0103resc cutuma…<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu cum dracu’ se face…
\nN-o s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i pace!
\nCumva, Sf. Valentin,
\nRimeaz\u0103 cu… Haloween!<\/p>\n

Am\u00e2ndou\u0103 aduc bani
\nC\u0103ci vin de la americani
\nE frumos doar c\u00e2nd rimeaz\u0103
\nAm\u00e2ndou\u0103 sunt de groaz\u0103…<\/p>\n

La una te pierzi cu firea
\n\u00cen alta-\u021bi declari… iubirea.
\nSup\u0103rarea mea-i fireasc\u0103:
\nNiciuna nu-i rom\u00e2neasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

De-aia io le-am zis la fete:
\n-Cadouri? De Dragobete!
\nNu-l cunosc pe Valentin!
\nPentru mine-i un str\u0103in!<\/p>\n

Dintre c\u00e2\u021bi sunt pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt,
\nValentinu’ nu-i un sf\u00e2nt!
\nMai ales c\u0103 vine rar,
\n\u00cenainte de salar!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-apoi, ce? Ne-nva\u021b\u0103 ei,
\nS\u0103rb\u0103toarea dragostei?
\nNoi n-om \u0219ti ce bine este
\nS\u0103 ne iubim… rom\u00e2ne\u0219te?<\/p>\n

C\u0103 n-om spune numa’ ,,yes\u201d
\nC\u00e2nd dragostea \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 ghes!
\nS\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenece-n… Potomac
\nFlutura\u0219ii din stomac!<\/p>\n

,,C\u00e2rcota\u0219 b\u0103tr\u00e2n, nebun!\u201d
\nParc\u0103-i \u0219i aud cum spun
\nPe cei ce sunt ,,open mind\u201d…
\n\u0218i sunt mul\u021bi d-\u0103\u0219tia…,,of this kind!\u201d<\/p>\n

De-aia v\u0103 spui verde-n fa\u021b\u0103,
\n\u021aucu-i mama ei de via\u021b\u0103!
\nC\u00e2t inima-mi mai tr\u0103ie\u0219te,
\nOi iubi doar rom\u00e2ne\u0219te!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Antivalentin Dom’le, a\u0219 putea s\u0103 zic Sunt impresionat un pic… A\u0219a spun eu la ,,pu\u021bin\u201d De ziua lu’ Valentin… Sf\u00e2ntu’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2,1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6717"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6718,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6717\/revisions\/6718"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}