{"id":6708,"date":"2018-04-27T00:12:57","date_gmt":"2018-04-26T21:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6708"},"modified":"2018-04-27T00:14:16","modified_gmt":"2018-04-26T21:14:16","slug":"caruta-virgule-siriana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6708","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Siriana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     ,,Another one, bites the dust\u201d, cum ar spune versurile unui c\u00e2ntec care, culmea! nu e al lui Smiley! ,,Monstruoasa coali\u021bie\u201d format\u0103 din USA, Marea Britanie \u0219i Fran\u021ba, au decis c\u0103 e timpul ca Siria s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru c\u0103 produce arme chimice! Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2\u021bi v\u0103 mai aduce\u021bi aminte, dar acela\u0219i motiv a fost invocat \u0219i pentru invadarea Irak-ului acum vreo \u021b-\u0219pe ani! Mai apoi am putut vedea \u0219i noi cu ochii no\u0219tri c\u0103 n-a fost vorba de a\u0219a ceva, c\u0103 armata irakian\u0103 era prost echipat\u0103 \u0219i s-a predat \u00een mas\u0103, iar interesul suprem a fost petrolul!<br \/>\n     N-au nici un fel de imagina\u021bie \u0103\u0219tia! Ar fi putut s\u0103 mai schimbe \u0219i ei motivul, m\u0103car a\u0219a pentru diversitate! O mic\u0103 surpriz\u0103 ar fi faptul c\u0103 frau Merkel nu s-a b\u0103gat \u00een treaba asta, cum au f\u0103cut Macron \u0219i Theresa May, ca state NATO, care&#8230; whatever! \u0218i d\u0103-i cu rachete balistice, \u021bintite ,,punctual\u201d cu ,,precizie\u201d, pe complexuri chimice \u0219i depozite care sunt suspectate c\u0103 ar con\u021bine arme chimice&#8230; \u0218i asta pentru a limita c\u00e2t mai mult posibil pierderile de vie\u021bi omene\u0219ti. Cu toate astea, sirienii au anun\u021bat c\u0103 s-au \u00eenregistrat ,,cel pu\u021bin trei r\u0103ni\u021bi\u201d. Ceea ce, \u00een limbaj diplomatic, decodificat \u0219i decriptat \u00eenseamn\u0103 mult mai mult. \u00cens\u0103 asta s-a vrut a se spune, pentru a se sublionia ,,ineficien\u021ba\u201d atacurilor. Colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, mai vine \u0219i declara\u021bia armatei siriene care zice c\u0103 a distrus 13 rachete. Eficien\u021bi, totu\u0219i, sirienii! Ceea ce ar trebui s\u0103 le dea de g\u00e2ndit ,,racheti\u0219tilor\u201d din cealalt\u0103 tab\u0103r\u0103, \u00een sensul c\u0103 nu sunt at\u00e2t de neinterceptabili&#8230; Apoi, apar imagini care \u00eel prezint\u0103 pe un nene care ar sem\u0103na cu Bashar al Assad venind calm, la serviciu, ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd nimic nu s-ar fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat&#8230; \u00cen vremea asta, Putin reclam\u0103 c\u0103 ,,este un atac asupra unui stat suveran\u201d, ca \u0219i cum nici usturoi n-a m\u00e2ncat, nici gura nu-i miroase a Crimeea. Mediile de (dez)informare lucreaz\u0103 din plin, astfel c\u0103 apar \u0219tiri de tot felul despre situa\u021bia din Siria. Unele surse spun c\u0103 Trump n-a cerut acordul Congresului pentru acest atac. Adic\u0103telea s-a folosit de ni\u0219te prerogative \u0219i de voin\u021ba mu\u0219chiui s\u0103u personal \u0219i a ordonat armatei s\u0103 treac\u0103 la treab\u0103. Acum, nici nu mai conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00een Congresul american s-ar fi votat sau nu interven\u021bia armat\u0103! Ce-a fost de f\u0103cut, s-a f\u0103cut! Peste toate astea se ridic\u0103 o \u00eentrebare: care e miza? Ce interese at\u00e2t de puternice ar fi, dincolo de vr\u0103jeala cu armele chimice. S\u0103 fie tot petrolul, ca \u00een cazul irakienilor? S\u0103 fie dorin\u021ba de a-l alunga pe Bashar al Assad fiindc\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 se declare independent \u0219i s\u0103 nu vrea s\u0103 devin\u0103 o colonie americano-farnco-britanic\u0103? Pozeaz\u0103 el \u00een erou \u0219i victim\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i timp \u0219i de aceea a ie\u0219it \u00een strad\u0103 s\u0103-l sus\u021bin\u0103? Cine poate \u0219ti? Dincolo de r\u0103zboiul real, un alt r\u0103zboi \u0219i mai mare este cel propagandistic, de manipulare, care vrea s\u0103 denatureze c\u00e2t mai mult adev\u0103rul!<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd lumea are at\u00e2tea probleme, acilea, la noi, ne ,,lupt\u0103m\u201d s\u0103-i d\u0103m la&#8230; coafur\u0103 lu&#8217; doamna Viorica, fiindc\u0103 a spus ,,dou\u0103zeci-dou\u0103zeci\u201d anului dou\u0103 mii dou\u0103zeci&#8230; \u0218i d\u0103-i cu ,,rachetebalistice\u201d de pres\u0103, cu ,,salve\u201d trase de pe diverse ,,fregate\u201d ale trusturilor de pres\u0103. Iar coafura doamna Viorica, rezist\u0103, precum Assad \u00een Siria! Calm\u0103, netulburat\u0103, Viorica merge mai departe&#8230; Nu \u0219i Angela, dup\u0103 cum vedem&#8230; Mai departe nu \u0219tim ce ,,bombe\u201d de pres\u0103 vor mai exploda \u00een spa\u021biul Dragneo-carpato-danubiano-Pontic! C\u0103, dac-am \u0219ti, dinainte ne-am p\u0103zi! De-aia io cred c\u0103, cea mai a dracu&#8217; inven\u021bie a omului, ar fi aia care ar putea prevedea viitorul! A\u0219a am \u0219ti dinainte:<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00e2nd, cum \u0219i dac\u0103 se termin\u0103 r\u0103zboiul din Siria<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00e2t timp va mai fi doamna Viorica prim-ministru.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dac\u0103 se face Unirea anul \u0103sta sau m\u0103car \u00een urm\u0103toarea sut\u0103 de ani.<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00e2nd \u0219i dac\u0103 va intra sau nu Dragnea la pu\u0219c\u0103rie dup\u0103 legile lui Moise Iordache.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dac\u0103 podul de la M\u0103r\u0103cineni va fi gata \u00een patru luni a\u0219a cum au proorocit arhanghelii CNAIR.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dac\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd Rom\u00e2nia va avea autostr\u0103zi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dac\u0103 \u0219i cum va mai fi Iohannis pre\u0219edinte, etc&#8230;<br \/>\nPhiii, ce bun\u0103 ne-ar fi o ma\u0219in\u0103rie de-asta! Io cred c\u0103 noi rom\u00e2nii suntem datori omenirii s-o invent\u0103m, a\u0219a cum am inventat at\u00e2tea altele p\u00e2n\u0103 acum! V\u0103 da\u021bi seama ce bani s-ar face cu ea? Cum ar fi, de exemplu, s\u0103 vie Trump sau Putin sau&#8230;. oricare, s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 sa\u0103 afle dac\u0103 vor mai fi pre\u0219edin\u021bi? P\u0103i, n-ar fi Rom\u00e2nia iar\u0103\u0219i ce-a fost \u0219i mai mult dec\u00e2t at\u00e2t? Visul de aural lui Ceau\u0219escu, Vadim Tudor \u0219i Iliescu? \u0218i oleac\u0103 al lui B\u0103sescu?&#8230; Vorba aceea, ,,Viitor de aur \u021bara noastr\u0103 are\/ \u0218i prev\u0103d prin secoli a ei \u00een\u0103l\u021bare\u201d&#8230;<br \/>\n     Apropo de \u00cen\u0103l\u021bare&#8230; Ce? V-a\u021bi speriat? Credea\u021bi c-o s\u0103 m-apuc s\u0103 zic mai departe? Neaaah! V-am p\u0103c\u0103lit oleac\u0103 de 1 Mai \u0219i glumim! Doar nu ne-om sup\u0103ra noi de la un r\u0103zboi din Siria! Fie la ei acolo! Noi suntem un popor pa\u0219nic! Ei, doar din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u00eei omor\u00e2m p-\u0103ia de ne conduc! \u00cen rest suntem mioritici a\u0219a&#8230; Hai, v-am pupat! S-auzim numai de bine \u0219i de victoria binelui \u00een Siria! Binili \u00eenvinge!<br \/>\n   P.S: Poate nu \u0219ti\u021bi, dar avem \u0219i noi SIRIA noastr\u0103! Da, este o comun\u0103 \u00een jude\u021bul Arad \u0219i se nume\u0219te \u0218IRIA! Vede\u021bi, dar, c\u00e2t de important e s\u0103 scriem rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, cu cratime, sedile, puncte \u0219i virgule, ca s\u0103 nu confund\u0103m lucrurile&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Another one, bites the dust\u201d, cum ar spune versurile unui c\u00e2ntec care, culmea! nu e al lui Smiley! ,,Monstruoasa coali\u021bie\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6709,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6708\/revisions\/6709"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}