{"id":6694,"date":"2018-04-22T23:34:34","date_gmt":"2018-04-22T20:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6694"},"modified":"2018-04-22T23:37:18","modified_gmt":"2018-04-22T20:37:18","slug":"cotetul-metafore-anteelectorala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6694","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Anteelectoral\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00ce\u021bi mai aduci aminte, doamn\u0103?
\nNu mai t\u00e2rziu de ast\u0103 toamn\u0103
\nC\u00e2nd USL-ul era-n floare
\nForm\u00e2nd o alian\u021b\u0103 mare?<\/p>\n

Ei bine, nu mai e a\u0219a!
\nS-au separat… \u00een pana mea!
\nNe-au \u00een\u0219elat – a c\u00e2ta oar\u0103?
\nCu vorbe spuse \u00eentr-o doar\u0103!<\/p>\n

Si dup\u0103 ce nu ne-au spus totul
\nAcuma vin \u0219i ne cer votul!
\nNe-au \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit \u00een dou\u0103-n trei
\nS\u0103 ias\u0103 bine numai ei!<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u021bi readuc aminte, doamn\u0103,
\nC\u0103 era frig \u0219i era toamn\u0103
\n\u0218i i-am votat \u0219i i-am numit
\nNiciunul nu ne-a mul\u021bumit!<\/p>\n

De Ponta zic unii anali\u0219ti
\nC\u0103 e urma\u0219 de comuni\u0219ti
\nC\u0103 i-a dus mapa lui N\u0103stase
\nDa, \u0103la de se \u00eempu\u0219case…<\/p>\n

Se mai spunea c-a plagiat,
\nDar asta v\u0103d ca s-a uitat…
\n\u0218i ca-ntr-un vis ur\u00e2t, sinistru,
\nAjuns-a, iat\u0103, prim-ministru!<\/p>\n

Dar nu-i de-ajuns, el vrea fierbinte,
\nS\u0103 ias\u0103, frate, pre\u0219edinte!
\n\u0218i-ajuns acum \u00een turul doi
\nSe uit\u0103 tot de sus la noi.<\/p>\n

Despre Johannis ce s\u0103 spun…
\nNu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t o fi de bun.
\nC\u0103 e neam\u021b, nu prea vorbe\u0219te
\n\u0218i nu \u0219tim cam ce ga\u00e2nde\u0219te.<\/p>\n

Dar de c\u00e2nd e candidat,
\nL-a luat presa la tocat
\nDe\u0219i a t\u0103cut…nem\u021bem\u0219te
\nA furat tot… rom\u00e2ne\u0219te!<\/p>\n

El zice c\u0103 nu \u0219i nu..
\nNoi \u00eei spunem: S\u0103 mori tu?
\nCic\u0103 e profesor bun…
\nO fi, dom’le, ce s\u0103 spun?<\/p>\n

A dat multe medita\u021bii
\nA renun\u021bat la tenta\u021bii,
\nA\u0219a cic-a f\u0103cut avere
\nE\u0219ti profesor bun, m\u0103i vere!<\/p>\n

Oi fi singur \u00een Sibiu,
\nOr mai fi \u0219i eu nu stiu…
\nAi dus un ora\u0219 \u00een spate
\nMeri\u021bi o statuie, frate!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2\u021bi profesori cu grada\u021bii
\nTr\u0103iesc azi din medita\u021bii?
\nC\u00e2\u021bi pot ast\u0103zi a ne spune
\nC\u0103 salariile sunt bune?<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 cum v\u0103d c\u0103 insi\u0219ti
\nOr fi to\u021bi… ghinionisti!
\nN-au avut noroc ca tine
\nSi primar, \u0219i neam\u021b… vezi bine!<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 cum a\u021bi observat
\nPe-am\u00e2ndoi i-am criticat
\nVorbesc \u0219i io ca nebunu’
\nTotu\u0219i, l-am votat pe unu’..<\/p>\n

Ei, acuma nu v\u0103 spui!
\nCe-am votat, de ce \u0219i cui
\n\u00cens\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 p\u00e2n’ la urm\u0103
\nMi-am b\u0103gat… votul \u00een urn\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 uit acu’ ca prostu’
\n\u0218i z\u0103u, dac\u0103 mai v\u0103d rostu’
\nCa din patru-n patru ani,
\nS\u0103 votez ni\u0219te golani!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anteelectoral\u0103 \u00ce\u021bi mai aduci aminte, doamn\u0103? Nu mai t\u00e2rziu de ast\u0103 toamn\u0103 C\u00e2nd USL-ul era-n floare Form\u00e2nd o alian\u021b\u0103 mare?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6695,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694\/revisions\/6695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}