{"id":6683,"date":"2018-04-19T23:55:45","date_gmt":"2018-04-19T20:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6683"},"modified":"2018-04-19T23:59:42","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T20:59:42","slug":"caruta-virgule-ghiveci-salam-islam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6683","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Ghiveci, salam, islam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    Ptiu!&#8230; P\u0103catele mele! Ce-mi v\u0103zur\u0103 ochii? Chiar c\u0103 Facebook-ul \u0103sta e necuratu&#8217; gol! Cic\u0103 a zis un lider islamic c\u0103 ,,Rom\u00e2nia ar trebui s\u0103 treac\u0103 la islam\u201d!&#8230;Ce-ai f\u0103cut, m\u0103, nene, m\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103?&#8230; B\u0103, ej nebun? Adic\u0103telea cum? Care noi, cre\u0219tini de la Sf\u00e2ntul Andrei \u00eencoace&#8230;? Aidi, breee! Om face noi moschee, da&#8217; or\u0219ic\u00e2t! P\u0103i, o facem a\u0219aaa&#8230; ca s\u0103 se simt\u0103 musulmanul bine aci la noi, \u0219i ca s\u0103 ne punem bine cu toat\u0103 lumea \u0219i poate a\u0219a ne-or ocoli b\u0103ie\u021bii cu centurile de exploziv&#8230; Sau cu bretelele de exploziv!<br \/>\n     P\u0103i, bine, bre, nene islamistule! P\u0103i, n-ave\u021bi voi \u0219i moschee \u0219i geamie la noi? N-a\u021bi avut voi libertatea s\u0103 v\u0103 ruga\u021bi la Allah al vostru? C\u0103 nici Ceau\u0219escu c\u00e2t era el de&#8230; Ceau\u0219escu, nu v-a interzis asta! \u0218i voi acuma vre\u021bi s\u0103 ne cuceri\u021bi? Nu v\u0103 e de-ajuns c\u0103 ne-a\u021bi cucerit cu&#8230; merdenelele \u0219i sarailiile voastre? \u0218i cu&#8230; rahatul? C\u0103 de la voi ni se trage m\u00e2ncatul de rahat tot timpul! Io zic a\u0219a: ia vede\u021bi-v\u0103 alde dvs de Allahul vostru la voi acolo\u0219a \u0219i l\u0103sa\u021bi-ne p\u0103 noi \u00een plata Domnului nostru! Domnului pre\u0219edinte&#8230; domnului premier&#8230; domnului primar&#8230; \u0219i al\u021bi domni d-\u0103\u0219tia! C\u0103 noi suntem oleac\u0103 politei\u0219ti acuma! Ne rug\u0103m la mai multe ,,zeit\u0103\u021bi\u201d de-astea na\u021bionale \u0219i locale&#8230; C\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la Domnul din cer, ne m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia de pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt!&#8230; De-aia zic \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 nu prea ave\u021bi \u0219anse s\u0103 ob\u021bine\u021bi mai mult dec\u00e2t ave\u021bi deja! C\u0103 Allahul vostru e unul singur \u0219i noi nu suntem obi\u0219nui\u021bi cu asta&#8230; \u0218i nu zic c\u0103 ar fi r\u0103u s\u0103 trecem la islamism&#8230; Am trecut noi la toate alelalte: monarhism, comunism, capitalism \u0219i alte religii de-astea p\u0103g\u00e2ne! Nu ne-ar mai speria pe noi un islamism de-\u0103sta de-al vostru! Numa&#8217; c\u0103, vede\u021bi alde matale? Nu ne las\u0103 Preafericitul! C\u0103 cic\u0103 dac\u0103 am dat bani la Catedrala M\u00e2nuirii&#8230; ptiu!&#8230; M\u00e2ntuirii Neamului, e musai s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i cre\u0219tin m\u0103car cinci ani! Dup\u0103 aia, po\u021bi s\u0103 te ,,portezi\u201d la al\u021bii! \u0218i are \u0219i omu&#8217; dreptatea lui! Cum ne-ar sta nou\u0103, s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti pentru Catedral\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 te rogi la moschee? Nu se face! Noi, rom\u00e2nii suntem oameni de cuv\u00e2nt, cu fric\u0103 de Dumnezeu \u0219i ce-am pl\u0103tit r\u0103m\u00e2ne vorb\u0103! Io zic s\u0103 mai a\u0219tepta\u021bi oleac\u0103 cu islamizarea voastr\u0103! M\u0103car p\u00e2n\u0103 s-o termina cu Catedrala noastr\u0103! S\u0103 vedem \u0219i noi p\u0103 ce-am dat banii \u0219i dac\u0103 nu ne-o place ce-a ie\u0219it, mai vorbim&#8230; mai discut\u0103m&#8230; mai da\u021bi voi&#8230; mai cerem noi&#8230; \u0218i dac\u0103 n-om avea \u00eencotro, om trece \u0219i la islamism, ce dracu&#8217; s\u0103 facem? Numa&#8217; s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem acilea \u00een spa\u021biul \u0103sta carpato-danubiano-pontico-islamic! C\u0103 a\u0219a n-am avut noi noroc p\u0103 lume! De-a venit to\u021bi p-acilea s\u0103-i lu\u0103m \u00een spa\u021biul nostru, ca p-\u0103ia de st\u0103teau 3600 \u00eentr-un apartament de dou\u0103 camere! \u0218i noi, oameni milostivi, i-am luat! Ei, cic\u0103 a venit numa&#8217; s\u0103 bea ne\u0219te ap\u0103, da&#8217; dup\u0103 aia a cerut \u0219i p\u0103m\u00e2nt&#8230; \u0219i autonomie&#8230; \u0219i pl\u0103cu\u021be bilingve&#8230; \u0219i locuri \u00een Parlament&#8230; \u0218i le-am dat! C\u0103 nu d\u0103deam de la noi! Da&#8217; p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 cred c-o s\u0103 le mai d\u0103m \u0219i&#8230; UE c\u0103 prea vrea ei multe! Deci cam a\u0219a merge treaba cu statul p\u0103 la noi p\u00e2n \u021bar\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i voi \u0219i s\u0103 nu zice\u021bi c\u0103 n-a\u021bi \u0219tiut \u00een ce v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u021bi! Acu&#8217; s\u0103 nu v\u0103 uita\u021bi \u00een gura lu neam\u021bu&#8217; nostru care a zis multe&#8230; Noi \u00eel iert\u0103m, c\u0103 nu \u0219tie ce face \u0219i-l vot\u0103m ca s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 nimica!&#8230; Totu\u0219i, noi n-am \u00een\u021beles de ce v\u0103 tot l\u0103uda\u021bi cu Allahu&#8217; vostru c\u0103-i mare \u0219i dup\u0103 aia v\u0103 exploda\u021bi! \u0218i noi zicem c\u0103 al nostru e mare \u0219i ne vede \u0219i ne iart\u0103&#8230; da&#8217; nu ne explod\u0103m p\u0103 unde ne-vine damblaua \u0219i nervii \u0103ia mari! \u0218i pentru ce? Pentru ni\u0219te femei? Ce dac\u0103 e virgine \u0219i e fo \u0219aptezeci? \u0218i noi suntem plini d\u0103 petarde, pocnitori \u0219i bombe de-astea\u2026 sexuale, da e inofensive, nu face r\u0103u d\u0103c\u00e2t la \u0103ia care nu \u0219tie s\u0103 le dezamorseze!&#8230; B\u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230; nu merit\u0103, b\u0103 s\u0103 mori ca prostu&#8217; pentru ne\u0219te femei! Ce? Ele moare pentru noi? Eeeei&#8230; mai zicem \u0219i noi a\u0219a,&#8230; \u00een glum\u0103 c\u0103 murim dup\u0103 o femeie, da&#8217; voi prea o lua\u021bi \u00een serios! Noi o zicem a\u0219a&#8230; la vr\u0103jeal\u0103 s\u0103 le impresion\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 le aducem la orizontala traiectoriei noastre&#8230; Ce dracu&#8217;, tre&#8217; s\u0103 v\u0103-nv\u0103\u021b\u0103m noi? Ar trebu s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 doar ave\u021bi o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de neveste&#8230; Vai de cur&#8230;cubeul vostru!&#8230;<br \/>\n    Ia! Gata cu fotosinteza! M-am \u00eenverzit deja, de c\u00e2nd vorbesc! O fi Allah akhbar, da&#8217; \u00eenchide la&#8230; bar \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2i ne-mp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219it p\u0103 ziua de azi!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ptiu!&#8230; P\u0103catele mele! Ce-mi v\u0103zur\u0103 ochii? Chiar c\u0103 Facebook-ul \u0103sta e necuratu&#8217; gol! 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