{"id":6660,"date":"2018-04-12T19:24:16","date_gmt":"2018-04-12T16:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6660"},"modified":"2018-04-12T19:34:15","modified_gmt":"2018-04-12T16:34:15","slug":"spatii-culturale-57-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6660","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 57 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-e1485538078727.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-12-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4796\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Ou\u0103 de lemn vopsit, co\u0219uri\/co\u0219ule\u021be\/ paporni\u021be de r\u0103chit\u0103, din plastic, din pai de orez (imita\u021bie), zb\u00e2rn\u00e2itoare, flutura\u0219i din plastic roz, mov \u0219i verzi, pitici de gr\u0103din\u0103 de toate dimensiunile, funduri de lemn pentru buc\u0103t\u0103ria dvs., funduri din melaminat, funduri transparente din plastic, oale, crati\u021be, tig\u0103i, t\u0103vi de tuci, t\u0103vi din tabl\u0103 lucioase, t\u0103vi imita\u021bie de tefal, polonice, linguri, linguroaie, r\u0103z\u0103toare de c\u0103lc\u00e2ie, ochelari de soare galbeni \u0219i ro\u0219ii, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri cu ab\u021bibilduri, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri cu capac, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri color, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri cu Maica Domnului \u0219i Arsenie Boca, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri sfin\u021bite, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri personalizate, c\u0103ni cu inimioare, c\u0103ni cu c\u0103\u021bei \u0219i pisici, c\u0103ni cu floricele, pungi cu semin\u021be de flori \u00een care g\u0103se\u0219ti nisip \u0219i bulg\u0103ra\u0219i de savoare (de p\u0103m\u00e2nt), zambile \u0219i narcise la doi lei buchetul, t\u0103m\u00e2ie, maic\u0103, t\u0103m\u00e2ie-avem, leu\u0219tean, cazane de \u021buic\u0103, p\u0103l\u0103rii de pai, pahare pictate cu na\u0219terea, botezul \u0219i r\u0103stignirea, CD-uri cu Adi Minune \u0219i Florin Salam, miros de mici, de gogo\u0219i \u00eenfuriate \u0219i c\u00e2ini maidanezi, pirande vigilente la buzunarele celor care casc\u0103 gura pe la tarabe, zgomot, tropot, fr\u00e2nturi de conversa\u021bie, Pa\u0219tele, Dumnezeii, guvernul corupt, mama lor de ho\u021bi, \u201eVia\u021ba mea e numai una\/Cum e soarele \u0219i luna\u201d, s\u00e2rba ghiolbanilor, hora munteneasc\u0103, claxoane, vaiete, vagabonzi, cer\u0219etori, pensionari, verde\u021buri, legume din import, t\u00e2rg de Pa\u0219te. Nu \u0219tiu unde sunt mieii: noi am luat gata ambala\u021bi, por\u021biona\u021bi, scumpi \u0219i nu se \u0219tie c\u00e2nd t\u0103ia\u021bi, de la Kaufland. Coad\u0103 la br\u00e2nz\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103, pentru care nimeni nu bag\u0103 m\u00e2na \u00een foc c\u0103 au v\u0103zut laptele: \u00eenlocuitorii dau farmecul, gustul \u0219i cancerul. Ou\u0103le au etichete fanteziste (de c\u00e2nd am g\u0103sit unul cu 31 februarie 2018, mi-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat lec\u021bia \u0219i le verific, dar cu inventivitatea comersan\u021bilor nu-i bine s\u0103 te pui). Vine Pa\u0219tele, postim, ne rug\u0103m, facem preg\u0103tiri pentru masa festiv\u0103, unii dintre noi mai dau \u0219i pe la biseric\u0103, al\u021bii pe la c\u00e2rciumi (\u0219i avem cam multe pe cap de locuitor). Peste c\u00e2teva zile, ne \u00eenchidem \u00een incintele noastre de provincie \u0219i l\u0103s\u0103m ora\u0219ul mort. Pustiu. Nici maidanezii nu mai circul\u0103 atunci pe str\u0103zi, ghiftui\u021bi cu resturile din \u0219i de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tomberoane. Bisericile vor fi pline pre\u021b de c\u00e2teva ore, lum\u00e2n\u0103rile vor \u00eemp\u00e2nzi cimitirul, cerurile se vor deschide, dar nu va dura. Cr\u0103ciunul \u2013 s\u0103tulul, Pa\u0219tele \u2013 fudulul: trebuie s\u0103 purt\u0103m ceva nou, o s\u0103nd\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103, o bluzi\u021b\u0103 cu gablonzuri \u2013 la soare te mai po\u021bi uita, dar la d\u00e2nsa, ba &#8211; , o rochi\u021b\u0103-fusti\u021b\u0103-taiora\u0219-blugi de la second-hand (toate aduc marf\u0103 de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, ca s\u0103 se \u00eennoiasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103racii). Cei c\u00e2\u021biva bog\u0103ta\u0219i ai t\u00e2rgului au plecat deja \u00een Maldive sau la mama dracului, cum mai spun unii, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i repede cruce \u0219i rug\u00e2ndu-se pentru iertarea p\u0103catului de a vorbi ur\u00e2t \u0219i de a nu-\u0219i iubi aproapele. Care aproape, la banii \u0219i la mu\u0219chii lui, face deja plaj\u0103, cu burta la soare, bucuros c\u0103 a mai bifat un Pa\u0219te &#8211; luminos doar \u00een mesajele postate pe facebook \u0219i Twitter, de pe telefonul de 2000 de euro. De-alde noi, tot vorba aia: Pa\u0219te fericit, dac\u0103 ai ce!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ou\u0103 de lemn vopsit, co\u0219uri\/co\u0219ule\u021be\/ paporni\u021be de r\u0103chit\u0103, din plastic, din pai de orez (imita\u021bie), zb\u00e2rn\u00e2itoare, flutura\u0219i din plastic roz,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":4796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6661,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660\/revisions\/6661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}