{"id":6629,"date":"2018-04-06T20:29:18","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T17:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6629"},"modified":"2018-04-06T21:39:13","modified_gmt":"2018-04-06T18:39:13","slug":"cotetul-metafore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6629","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00cen cote\u021bul meu din curte
\nCresc vreo dou\u0103-trei catrene,
\nDar au min\u021bile cam scurte:
\n\u00ce\u0219i tot jumulesc din pene!<\/p>\n

Le hr\u0103nesc, le \u00eengrijesc,
\nLe dau ritm pe s\u0103turate,
\n\u00cencerc s\u0103 le potrivesc,
\nS\u0103 le v\u0103d \u00eemperecheate\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00cen cote\u021bul metaforic,
\nStau frumos, aliniate,
\nGroh\u0103ind doar alegoric,
\nRime neversificate\u2026<\/p>\n

Astea-s tare am\u0103r\u00e2te,
\nBa chiar foarte afectate,
\nC\u0103ci, fiind a\u0219a ur\u00e2te,
\nR\u0103m\u00e2n\u2026 neversificate!<\/p>\n

Mai \u00eencolo, st\u00e2nd la soare,
\nTol\u0103nite, lenevesc,
\nNi\u0219te virgule u\u0219oare
\nA\u0219tept\u00e2nd s\u0103 le hr\u0103nesc\u2026<\/p>\n

Nu le pas\u0103 de cuvinte
\nSau de ordinea \u00een fraz\u0103,
\nFiindc\u0103 \u0219tiu mai dinainte,
\nC\u0103 locul le e pe varz\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n

Punctele, \u0219i ele sar,
\nCa din blan\u0103, parazi\u021bii,
\nC-un comportament bizar,
\nSe ascund \u00een propozi\u021bii!<\/p>\n

Agresiv, s\u0103 rup\u0103 lan\u021bul,
\nVerbul, c\u00e2inele de paz\u0103,
\nTare-ar vrea s\u0103 sar\u0103 \u0219an\u021bul
\n\u0218i s\u0103 mu\u0219te dintr-o fraz\u0103!…<\/p>\n

Sub o prisp\u0103-ncol\u0103cit,
\nSt\u0103 ascuns, el, subiectul
\nO depresie l-a lovit,
\n\u00cenc\u0103 n-a trecut efectul\u2026<\/p>\n

\u0218i to\u021bi \u00eentreab\u0103: ,,Cine? Cine?\u201d
\n\u00cens\u0103 el abia \u0219optit r\u0103spunde
\n\u00centreb\u0103rii care-i pus\u0103 bine,
\n\u0218i care, adev\u0103rul \u00eel ascunde\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n

Sus, pe-o dun\u0103 de gunoi,
\nScurm\u0103 o idee proast\u0103,
\nApoi se-arunc\u0103 \u00een noroi,
\n\u00cenchipuindu-\u0219i c\u0103-i gimnast\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n

Dincolo, dornice de senza\u021bii,
\nDar de un egoism notoriu,
\nB\u00e2rfesc ni\u0219te compara\u021bii,
\nNa\u00efve, dar pline de orgoliu\u2026<\/p>\n

R\u0103sar apoi \u0219i ni\u0219te epitete\u2026
\nCe se mai umfl\u0103 \u0219i se-nfoaie!
\nCu mersul lor de ra\u021be bete,
\n\u0218i mult mai proaste ca o oaie\u2026<\/p>\n

\u0218i peste toate este predicatul!
\nZvelt \u0219i \u00eenalt ca F\u0103t-Frumos,
\nE-admirat ca nimeni altul,
\nCu toate c\u0103 e foarte n\u0103zuros\u2026<\/p>\n

S\u0103racul substantiv e rupt \u00een coate
\n\u0218i e\u2026 determinat de to\u021bi,
\nFace \u0219i el at\u00e2tea c\u00e2te poate,
\nAp\u0103r\u00e2nd frazele de\u2026 ho\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Stol de metafore bizare,
\nBat rar \u0219i lene\u0219 din aripi
\nZadarnic \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 zboare,
\nExtaziind vreo c\u00e2\u021biva tipi!…<\/p>\n

Apar \u0219i iambii cei ghidu\u0219i,
\nCe se alearg\u0103 cu troheii,
\nN-au stare, ca ni\u0219te trep\u0103du\u0219i
\nCe uneori fac pe lacheii\u2026<\/p>\n

Vede\u021bi, ce plin \u00eemi e cote\u021bul
\nDe-at\u00e2tea\u2026 necuv\u00e2nt\u0103toare?
\nDe-aia mai fac eu pe iste\u021bul,
\nScriind c\u00e2te \u00een lun\u0103 \u0219i \u00een soare\u2026<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd vreau s\u0103 par a\u0219a iste\u021b,
\nM\u0103car pentru\u2026 vreo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,
\nMai dau o rait\u0103 prin cote\u021b
\n\u0218i ies cu ce-mi mai cade-n m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd toate-aceste\u2026 or\u0103t\u0103nii,
\n(Care, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, nu sunt de ras\u0103!)
\nS-or ispr\u0103vi, eu fac m\u0103t\u0103nii
\n\u0218i m\u0103 retrag, m\u0103-nchid \u00een cas\u0103!…<\/p>\n

Dar p\u00e2n-atunci, s\u0103 n-avem vorbe!
\nC\u00e2t timp e marf\u0103 \u00een cote\u021b,
\nV\u0103 fac aici tocan\u0103, ciorbe\u2026
\nM\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 sunt un tip iste\u021b!<\/p>\n

De nu v-o place ce o s\u0103 primi\u021bi,
\nSpune\u021bi-mi \u0219i-o s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc!
\nM-apuc de altceva, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi!
\nDe pild\u0103\u2026 m\u0103 c\u0103lug\u0103resc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cote\u021bul cu metafore \u00cen cote\u021bul meu din curte Cresc vreo dou\u0103-trei catrene, Dar au min\u021bile cam scurte: \u00ce\u0219i tot jumulesc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6631,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6629"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6629"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6635,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6629\/revisions\/6635"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}