{"id":6572,"date":"2018-03-26T00:23:34","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T21:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6572"},"modified":"2018-03-26T00:45:17","modified_gmt":"2018-03-25T21:45:17","slug":"caruta-virgule-discursuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6572","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Discursuri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-9.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-9-300x192.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4767 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-9-300x192.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-9.jpeg 605w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/192;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-9-300x192.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-9-300x192.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/image-9.jpeg 605w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n   ,,Unii mi-au zis s\u0103 n-o pun! Al\u021bii mi-au zis s-o pun!\u201d&#8230; \u00centrebarea, bre! Marea \u00centrebare a unui lider de partid de pe la noi! Nu spui cine! Mare becher!&#8230; Omu&#8217; e (!!!) ,,bazat\u201d \u0219i a zis s\u0103 puie o \u00eentrebare pentru membrii, simpatizan\u021bii \u0219i adoratorii lui. \u0218i se crease a\u0219a&#8230; o stare de ,,flower power\u201d, de dragoste blond\u0103 adolescentin\u0103, c\u0103reia i se citea \u00een ochi ,,my hero\u201d cu litere mari \u0219i ro\u0219ii&#8230;<br \/>\n    B\u0103, \u0219i vine \u0103l\u0103lalt, ,,galben\u201d de draci \u0219i \u021bip\u0103 la ai lui c\u0103 nuuuu&#8230; C\u0103 ceee!&#8230; S\u0103 puie paru&#8217; p\u0103 pre\u0219edin\u021bii d\u0103 consilii jude\u021bene! Halal discurs mobilizator de opozi\u021bie tradi\u021bional piez\u0103toare a alegerilor! P\u0103i, ce facem, dom&#8217;le? Ne-ntoarcem la liberalismul interbelic? La politichia cu parul? Da&#8217; chiar o fi vrut s\u0103 spuie ,,paru&#8217;\u201d sau o fi vrut s\u0103 spuie altceva? Nooo&#8230; Chiar a\u0219a subtil nu cred c\u0103 e dl. liderr! Acuma, nu \u0219tiu cum a p\u0103rut pentru al\u021bii, da&#8217; mie discursul lu&#8217;&#8230; nenea, mi-a p\u0103rut ca venit dintr-un butoi dogit (n-am vrut s\u0103 rimeze, v\u0103 jur!), precum o vocaliz\u0103 a celui mai afon c\u00e2nt\u0103cios sau ca un vers din ,,poetul G\u0103rii de Nord\u201d&#8230; Desigur, unii dintre dvs, ar spune c\u0103 e u\u0219or s\u0103 faci pe lupul moralist \u0219i s\u0103 vezi scamele din ochii altora c\u00e2nd \u00een ochiul t\u0103u e ditamai b\u00e2rna \u0219i o total\u0103 nepricepere \u00een ceea ce prive\u0219te discursurile \u00een public, recte io!&#8230; Da&#8217; m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, io nu-s lider de partid! \u00cenc\u0103! \u0218i nici nu-mi doresc! \u00cenc\u0103! \u0218i lucrez la treaba cu discursul \u0219i emo\u021biile! \u00cenc\u0103!&#8230; Ptiu! Iar m-a luat!&#8230;<br \/>\nDeci, ce spuneam? A, da! Despre discursuri&#8230; Ziceam c\u0103 e o diferen\u021b\u0103 nu numai \u00eentre &#8230; oralitatea celor dou\u0103 ci \u0219i \u00eentre ,,scenografii\u201d&#8230; Bun\u0103oar\u0103, una e s\u0103 te adresezi unei S\u0103li a Palatului full-full \u0219i alta s\u0103 te adresezi c\u00e2torva, precum la o \u00eent\u00e2lnire a Alcoolicilor Anonimi. Unde e\u0219ti tu, Crinule Antonescule, cu fine\u021buriule tale? Cu discursul t\u0103u zglobiu \u0219i elevat?&#8230; Mai c\u0103 a\u0219 fi preferat-o pe Alina Gorghiu cu acel r\u00e2r\u00e2it discret \u0219i simpatic! Rrrrr&#8230; Dar Raluca?! Of, Raluca! Jale pe vale! ,,Nu exist\u0103 alt\u0103 variant\u0103 de guvernare dec\u00e2t PNL!\u201d&#8230; Thuoaamne, fere\u0219te! Dar \u0219ti\u021bi ceva? Are dreptate! Chiar nu exist\u0103, dar ce-or zice s\u0103racii membri PNL din teritoriu, ale\u0219ii din sate \u0219i ora\u0219e, pu\u021binii primari care au reu\u0219it s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige alegerile? Or mai vrea ei s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ie ,,galbeni\u201d, sau s-or g\u00e2ndi s\u0103 se fac\u0103 ,,ro\u0219ii\u201d? C\u0103, vorba aceea: ,,dac\u0103 nu tr\u0103iesc acuma, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 mai tr\u0103iesc?\u201d \u0219i s\u0103 rezist la at\u00e2tea presiuni?&#8230;<br \/>\nPe de alt\u0103 parte, io am interpretat \u0219i altfel cele dou\u0103 discursuri.. Nenea cu musta\u021b\u0103 avea nevoie de o confirmare public\u0103 televizat\u0103 din partea membrilor \u0219i adulatorilor s\u0103i, ceea ce ar tr\u0103da o oarecare nesiguran\u021b\u0103 \u00een ad\u00e2ncul fiin\u021bei lui&#8230; A? Psihanaliz\u0103, sau ce?&#8230; Adic\u0103telea c\u00e2nd auzi c\u0103 o sal\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103spunde cu ,,Da\u201d la acea \u00eentrebare ,,vre\u021bi s\u0103 mai fiu \u00een continuare pre\u0219edintele vostru?\u201d, parc\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi mai vine s\u0103&#8230; Stop! Stop1 B\u0103, ia stai a\u0219a!&#8230; Cum adic\u0103 ,,pre\u0219edintele vostru\u201d? Ce vrea s\u0103 spuie autorul, subliminal \u0219i printre r\u00e2nduri? Cam ce fel de pre\u0219edinte ar vrea s\u0103 fie?&#8230; De partid sau de \u021bar\u0103? Vom munci \u0219i vom lupta \/ Om tr\u0103i \u0219i om vedea!&#8230; \u0102l\u0103lalt nene de la opozi\u021bie pare (de la par mi se trage!) c\u0103 n-are probleme de-astea cu eul lui liric. El vrea s\u0103 arate c\u0103 e sigur pe sine, \u00ee\u0219i simte membrii aproape trup \u0219i suflet \u00eentr-o chimie organic\u0103 \u0219i anorganic\u0103 ce dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te orice alt\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 covalent\u0103 indestructibil\u0103 de partid&#8230; \u0218i av\u00e2nd \u00een spate aceast\u0103 ,,greutate\u201d \u0219i siguran\u021b\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendeamn\u0103 supu\u0219ii la acea lupt\u0103 cu pari, furci (caudine) \u0219i topoare&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Cu toate astea, ceea ce ar trebui s\u0103 fie contraste din lumea politic\u0103, nu sunt dec\u00e2t ni\u0219te ,,reglaje fine\u201d ale culorilor, unde nimic nu e ceea ce pare! Cum ar veni, ,,Orange is the new black\u201d!&#8230; Or something!&#8230;                                                                    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Unii mi-au zis s\u0103 n-o pun! Al\u021bii mi-au zis s-o pun!\u201d&#8230; \u00centrebarea, bre! 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