{"id":6535,"date":"2018-03-15T02:24:27","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T23:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6535"},"modified":"2018-03-15T03:04:13","modified_gmt":"2018-03-15T00:04:13","slug":"caruta-virgule-versuri-vorbe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6535","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Versuri \u0219i vorbe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    De ceva vreme, m-a bu\u0219it a\u0219a o&#8230; chestie&#8230; cum s\u0103-i zic io, ca s\u0103 m\u0103-n\u021belege\u021bi&#8230; o bilostrofoceal\u0103 cocom\u00e2rlifer\u0103&#8230; Hai c\u0103 mai bine de-at\u00e2t nu poci s\u0103 v\u0103 spui! A\u0219a! \u0218i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 bu\u0219e\u0219te&#8230; chestia asta, nu-mi d\u0103 s\u00e2ngele pe nas, da&#8217; m\u0103 trezesc c\u0103 fac ne\u0219te versuri d-ealea de poezie cu rime-n coad\u0103, ceva de speriat.<br \/>\n    \u0218i zic io, f\u0103r\u0103 prea mare lips\u0103 de modestie c\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 strofoc oleac\u0103&#8230; da&#8217; numa&#8217; oleac\u0103, le-a\u0219 face mai bune dec\u00e2t multe versuri ale (s)hiturilor de pe pia\u021ba muzical\u0103 de la noi&#8230; Adic\u0103, m\u0103 uit a\u0219a cu spaim\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103z c\u0103 n-au, b\u0103, nene, niciun fior&#8230; nicio tr\u0103ire&#8230; De logic\u0103 nici nu mai \u00eencape vorb\u0103! ,,Vorbele\u201d c\u00e2ntecelor au fost \u00eenlocuite de diverse onomatopee, icnete, vaiete \u0219i alte sunete ale corpului uman. \u0218i d\u0103-i cu bum\u021bi-bum\u021bi&#8230; cu basul la maxim&#8230; \u0219i iar bum\u021bi-bum\u021bi&#8230; nu-\u021bi fa\u021bi idee, neicusorule! Par egzampl\u0103, am luat io, la \u00eent\u00e2mplare o pes\u0103 care a f\u0103cut mare v\u00e2lv\u0103 la vremea ei, de-l c\u00e2nta \u0219i copilu&#8217; din&#8230; burta m\u0103-sii! Ia!<br \/>\n,,Ale tale, ale tale<br \/>\nS\u0103rutari criminale&#8230; etc<br \/>\nRefren:<br \/>\nPara papa para papa parara<br \/>\nPara papa para papa parara<br \/>\nPara papa para papa parara<br \/>\nA?&#8230; Ce vorghee\u0219ti, b\u0103! Art\u0103, b\u0103\u0103\u0103! Filing, tat\u0103! Modern (s)talking! Da, \u0219tiu shitul e vechi, acuma e altele, da&#8217; ori\u0219ic\u00e2t&#8230; Ori io sunt nebun de nu mai \u00een\u021beleg vea\u021ba asta cu melodiile ei, ori sunt doar nebun!<br \/>\nEi, \u0219i cum v\u0103 spusei mai adineauri, mi-am pus \u00een cap s\u0103 m\u0103 risc a face ne\u0219te versuri&#8230; \u0218i pentru \u00eenceput, am zis s\u0103 lucrez cu ,,materialu&#8217; clientului\u201d, totu\u0219i&#8230; A\u0219a c\u0103 la versurile deja existente, mi-am permis (iertat\u0103-mi fie \u00eendr\u0103zneala!) s\u0103 adaug c\u00e2te ceva&#8230;<br \/>\nDeci, io zic c\u0103 dup\u0103 ,,s\u0103rut\u0103ri criminale\u201d ar da foarte bine urm\u0103toarele:<br \/>\n,,Epil\u0103ri inghinale<br \/>\nSp\u0103l\u0103turi stomacale<br \/>\nSp\u0103l\u0103turi vaginale,<br \/>\nMaterii fecale<br \/>\nTulbur\u0103ri neuronale<br \/>\nFisuri anale&#8230;etc<br \/>\n\u0218i a\u0219 putea continua a\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 plictisesc, dac\u0103 melodia n-ar trebui s\u0103 aib\u0103 doar 3-4 minute de tortur\u0103&#8230; A! \u0218i dup-aia, bag ni\u0219te ,,para papa papa parara\u201d! Ce papar\u0103 mi-a\u0219 lua io de la ne\u0219te pretinii mai scrofulo\u0219i cu textele \u0219i cu muzica! Da&#8217; ce doresc io a spune aici? Dup\u0103 cum se vede, pare simplu s\u0103 scrii versuri pentru ne\u0219te pese&#8230; superflue! Pfff&#8230;ce le \u0219tiu! P\u0103i dac\u0103 pesele nu arat\u0103 \u00een halul \u0103sta, nu e bune d\u0103 ,,heavy rotation\u201d p\u0103 radiouri! Nu e ,,\u00een trend\u201d, auzi! Da-r-ar to\u021bi dracii \u0103ia mari corna\u021bi \u00een el de trend, cu cine l-a mai f\u0103cut p\u0103 fa\u021ba p\u0103m\u00e2ntului! G\u0103si-i-ar nebuneala p\u0103 to\u021bi \u0103\u0219tia de zice ei care pes\u0103 e bun\u0103 \u0219i care nu!<br \/>\nEi, na! Acuma m-o\u021bi face \u0219i hater de-\u0103la care ur\u0103\u0219te vea\u021ba cu toate minunile ce ezist\u0103 \u00eentr-\u00eensa! Da&#8217; s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi de la mine, c\u0103 m-am jurat p\u0103 versurili lu&#8217; Smaili c\u0103 dac-o hi \u0219i-o hi s\u0103-mi perd \u0219i bruma d\u0103 minte p\u0103 care o mai posedez \u0219i o s\u0103 scriu versuri, n-o s\u0103 fie de-alea ,,Neserioase\u201d! A? Subtil, nu?&#8230; Adic\u0103 nu de-alea d\u0103 mai sus sau ,,de unde vii la ora asta..\u201d<br \/>\n      Nu, dom&#8217;le! Versuri ca lumea, cu virgule, cu puncte, cu litere \u00een ele \u0219i cu mesaj de larg\u0103 respira\u021bie a eului liric care transcende din zbaterile interioare ale autorului care vrea s\u0103 ne \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 din catharsis-ul lui personal, din veridicitatea \u0219i originalitatea stilului s\u0103u profund ancorat \u00een temporalitatea postmodernismului t\u00e2rziu, ceea ce incumb\u0103 din multitudinea elementelor stilistice folosite la&#8230; Pfff! Ia, gata! Cred c-am fost destul de clar!&#8230; Para papa parara&#8230;papara!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De ceva vreme, m-a bu\u0219it a\u0219a o&#8230; chestie&#8230; cum s\u0103-i zic io, ca s\u0103 m\u0103-n\u021belege\u021bi&#8230; o bilostrofoceal\u0103 cocom\u00e2rlifer\u0103&#8230; Hai c\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6535"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6539,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6535\/revisions\/6539"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}