{"id":6454,"date":"2018-02-21T22:41:28","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T19:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6454"},"modified":"2018-02-21T22:44:50","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T19:44:50","slug":"caruta-virgule-dreptatea-ziua-femeii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6454","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Dreptatea de ziua femeii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Dragilor \u0219i&#8230; inevitabilelor, doamne \u0219i domni\u0219oare corespunz\u0103toare! Dup\u0103 frumoasele \u0219i binemeritatele ur\u0103ri \u0219i cadouri pe care le-a\u021bi primit, n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 v\u0103 stric pl\u0103cerea \u0219i starea de beatitudine \u00een care v-a\u021bi scufundat, \u00eens\u0103 cred c\u0103 se impune s\u0103 desp\u0103r\u021bim apele odat\u0103 \u0219i-odat\u0103, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de egalitatea \u00eentre sexe&#8230;<br \/>\n   P\u0103i nu ne vine \u0219i nou\u0103 r\u00e2ndul!!! Ohooo! Respectuos v\u0103 inform\u0103m c\u0103 statul \u0103sta rom\u00e2n a cedat presiunilor interna\u021bionale (\u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103!) \u0219i a dat o lege prin care se face dreptate! ,,Dreptate, ochii pl\u00e2n\u0219i cer s\u0103 te vad\u0103!\u201d Avem \u0219i noi, jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bile mai mici ale voastre, o zi a noastr\u0103! ZIUA B\u0102RBATULUI! E adev\u0103rat, c\u0103 e \u00een noiembrie, dar&#8230; E! 19 noiembrie, parc\u0103! 19, nu 69 noiembrie!&#8230; Frumoos&#8230; elegaaant&#8230; c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t!&#8230; Atunci s\u0103 vedem cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 treaba aia \u0219i la voi! S\u0103 vedem cum \u0219i dac\u0103 \u0219i voi umbla\u021bi cu capul plin de g\u00e2nduri \u0219i variante de cadouri. C\u0103 la noi n-o s\u0103 fie cu m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219oare! Noooo!&#8230;,,O cafelu\u021b\u0103&#8230; o biscuite!\u201d&#8230; Nooo!&#8230; Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 nici noi nu \u0219tim, c\u0103 e prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ni se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla! \u0218i \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i voi c\u0103 prima dat\u0103 e ca&#8230; prima dat\u0103! E mai greu, da&#8217; dup\u0103 aia&#8230; De-aia zic c\u0103 ,,suntem a\u0219a de curio\u0219i, c\u0103 nu \u0219tim unde o s\u0103 dormim la noapte!\u201d S\u0103 vedem \u0219i noi cum e cu Ziua B\u0103rbatului, pe baros\u0103neal\u0103!&#8230; Ne tot acuza\u021bi c\u0103 n-avem imagina\u021bie, c\u0103 nu v\u0103 cunoa\u0219tem preferin\u021bele, c\u0103 n-am ales culoarea potrivit\u0103, c\u0103 aia \u0219i ailalt\u0103&#8230;Ei, acu&#8217; s\u0103 vedem \u0219i noi c\u00e2t\u0103 imagina\u021bie (alta dec\u00e2t cea din dormitor!) ave\u021bi voi c\u00e2nd vine vorba de cunoa\u0219terea partenerului, a colegului de camer\u0103!<br \/>\n     C\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acu&#8217;, de la noi a\u021bi tot primit dovezi de tot felul de ziua asta \u0219i de alte (mult prea multe) zile: m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219oare, flori, cadouri \u0219i cadoua\u0219e, versuri de slav\u0103 \u0219i de \u00eemp\u0103care, conturi \u0219i deconturi, carduri \u0219i overdraft-uri, etc, \u0219.a.m.d&#8230; \u0218i mereu juca\u021bi ,,scena balconului\u201d c\u00e2nd e s\u0103 vre\u021bi ceva, scena cu ,,,vaaai, dar nu trebuia!\u201d, d\u00e2ndu-ne emo\u021bii \u0219i provoc\u00e2nd valuri de&#8230; transpira\u021bie \u00een a\u0219teptarea ,,verdictului\u201d despre rezultatul alerg\u0103turii \u0219i strofoc\u0103rii noastre \u00een scopul suprem de a v\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tiga bun\u0103voin\u021ba!<br \/>\n     -Bun\u0103, r\u0103\u021bu\u0219ca mea! \u021ai-am adus mot\u0103nelul t\u0103u un cadou!<br \/>\n     -Vaaai, mot\u0103nel! Ce cadou? D\u0103-mi s\u0103 v\u0103d&#8230;d\u0103-mi s\u0103 v\u0103d! Nu m\u0103 mai \u021bine a\u0219a!<br \/>\n     -Bine, bine! Ta-daaa! Uite cadoul! Ei, ce zici? \u00ce\u021bi place? Am alergat toat\u0103 ziua p\u00e2n\u0103 l-am g\u0103sit!<br \/>\n     -Aaaa! Mdaaa, e frumos! Alt\u0103 culoare nu aveau? De-\u0103sta are \u0219i fufa aia de la doi! Ori la ea l-ai v\u0103zut \u0219i \u021bi-a venit idea? P\u0103i de unde imagina\u021bie la tine? M\u0103car s\u0103 fi fost alt\u0103 culoare! O s\u0103 fie dou\u0103 la fel pe scara noastr\u0103! Super, da! N-am ce zice! Parc\u0103 ziceai c\u0103 eu sunt unic\u0103&#8230; \u0219i tu ce faci?<br \/>\n     -R\u0103\u021bu\u0219ca mea! Uit\u0103-te mai bine, c\u0103 nu e la fel&#8230; e alt\u0103 nuan\u021b\u0103, totu\u0219i! \u0218i oricum, nu mai era altul la fel \u00een tot ora\u0219ul, deci tot tu e\u0219ti unic\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n   -Nuan\u021be, zici? P\u0103i cine crezi c\u0103 are timp s\u0103 se mai uite la nuan\u021be, m\u0103i mot\u0103nel mic \u0219i speriat? E de-ajuns c\u0103 seam\u0103n\u0103! Se vede \u0219i din spa\u021biu c\u0103 sunt la fel, nu \u00een\u021belegi?<br \/>\n   -Ei, hai, nu face botic acuma! Hai, te rog! Nu, nu, nu&#8230; doar n-o s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi acuma!<br \/>\n   -Cum ai putut?! O dat\u0103 pe an e o zi special\u0103 \u0219i nici atunci nu e\u0219ti \u00een stare s\u0103 vii cu ceva frumos? Ce-s\u0103 le spun fetelor c\u00e2nd ne-om vedea? Zi, m\u0103, insensibilule \u0219i&#8230; \u0219i&#8230;<br \/>\n    -Ia, \u0219terge-\u021bi nasul \u0219i nu mai pl\u00e2nge! Ia zi tu, mot\u0103nelului t\u0103u, ce \u021bi-ai dori, de fapt? De ce trebuie s\u0103 juc\u0103m scena asta \u00een fiecare an, \u00een care numai tu joci rolul nemul\u021bumitei?<br \/>\n    -Eeei, nu mai vreau nimic acuma! M-ai f\u0103cut s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng, mi-ai stricat ziua mea! \u0218i nu joc niciun rol, s\u0103 \u0219tii! Da? Ce \u021bi-am cerut? Luna de pe cer? Diamantul Reginei? Ha? Spune! N-am cerut dec\u00e2t o mic\u0103 aten\u021bie din partea ta \u0219i tu vii cu asta&#8230; Apropo! C\u00e2\u021bi bani ai pe card? D\u0103-l \u00eencoace!&#8230; Minunat! E cea mai frumoas\u0103 zi! Te iubesc, mot\u0103nel!&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i atunci, m-apropii de pietre \u0219i tac<br \/>\nIau cuvintele \u0219i le-nec \u00een mare<br \/>\n\u015euier luna \u015fi o r\u0103sar \u015fi o prefac<br \/>\n\u00eentr-o dragoste mare.<br \/>\n    Deci, ca s\u0103 zic a\u0219a&#8230; dac\u0103 se mai poate spune a\u0219a, LA MUL\u021aI ANI TUTUROR FEMEILOR! Din lista mea de prieteni! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragilor \u0219i&#8230; inevitabilelor, doamne \u0219i domni\u0219oare corespunz\u0103toare! Dup\u0103 frumoasele \u0219i binemeritatele ur\u0103ri \u0219i cadouri pe care le-a\u021bi primit, n-a\u0219 vrea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6454"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6455,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6454\/revisions\/6455"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}