{"id":6442,"date":"2018-02-19T00:32:49","date_gmt":"2018-02-18T21:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6442"},"modified":"2018-02-19T00:37:36","modified_gmt":"2018-02-18T21:37:36","slug":"caruta-virgule-dare-seama-alegeri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6442","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Dare d\u0103 seam\u0103 (\u0219i ,,alegeri&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-e1499193922201.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/image-3-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5403\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Dragi tovar\u0103\u015fi \u015fi pretini! Iete c\u0103 am aflat de ce merge treburile prost \u00een \u0163\u0103ri\u015foara noastr\u0103: c\u0103 nu-l dezgropar\u0103m pe Ceau\u015fescu. Na, c\u0103 acu\u2019 o f\u0103cur\u0103m \u015fi p-asta! Nu de alta, dar acum ne-am convins c\u0103 e mort de-a binelea. Deci nu ie nici \u00een \u00eensorita Cuba, nici \u00een \u00eendep\u0103rtata Argentina sau pe unde spunea tot felul de legende \u015fi bancuri. Iat\u0103, Ceau\u015fescu ie \u00een inundata Rom\u00e2nie, la loc lini\u015ftit, loc cu verdea\u0163\u0103, de unde a fugit toat\u0103 durerea \u015fi \u00eentristarea\u2026<br \/>\n     Acu\u2019 parc\u0103-mi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 s-au spulberat toate legendele care spuneau c\u0103 el ar mai fi \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Z\u0103u, a\u015fa! M\u0103car dac\u0103 \u00eel g\u0103seam \u00een morm\u00e2nt dar totu\u015fi viu, juc\u00e2nd tabinet cu Elena \u015fi cu Gheorghiu-Dej\u2026<br \/>\n    Da\u2019 poate c\u0103 nici el n-ar mai fi vrut s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 \u00eentr-at\u00e2t s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce s-a ales de Rom\u00e2nia lui. Ce s-a ales de ,,clasa muncitoare\u201d pe care o iubea at\u00e2t, de fabricile \u015fi uzinele ridicate c\u00e2te una pe lun\u0103 sau de tineretul ,,m\u00e2ndria \u0163\u0103rii\u201d ajuns acum ,,povara \u0163\u0103rii\u201d. Ce-ar zice el, dr\u0103gu\u0163ul s\u0103 vad\u0103 debandada asta \u00een care tr\u0103im? Nene Ceau\u015fescule, matale e\u015fti b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi nu mai \u015ftii mersurile pe-aici! Hai s\u0103-\u0163i spui cum st\u0103 treaba c\u0103 ai fost cam mort fo dou\u0103j\u2019 de ani! Bre, dup\u0103 ce te-mpu\u015fcar\u0103m, ne-am am\u0103git ca pro\u015ftii c-o s-o ducem bine. Acu\u2019 te rug\u0103m din suflet s\u0103 ne ier\u0163i c\u0103 te-am ciuruit pe matale \u015fi pe to\u2019ar\u2019\u015fa! Da\u2019 e bine s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 acu\u2019 ne pare al dracu\u2019 de r\u0103u, c\u0103 ne vine s\u0103 te clon\u0103m! C\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 acu\u2019 se poate treaba asta. Zi-i \u015fi lu\u2019 to\u2019ar\u2019\u015fa c\u0103 ea ierea academician\u2026 cu chimia, cu codoiu\u2019, cu astea, ie pe-acolo \u015fi treaba cu clonatu\u2019. Ne-a lovit o nostalgie comunist\u0103&#8230; mam\u0103-mam\u0103! \u00ce\u0163i spui matale ca s\u0103 nu zici c\u0103 nu \u00eentelegi de ce le pare r\u0103u la unii dup\u0103 vremurile c\u00e2nd eram tortura\u0163i. P\u0103i bine ne f\u0103ceai! C\u0103 nu ieream vai de capu\u2019 nostru ca acuma. \u015ei p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, a fost foarte pu\u0163ini tortura\u0163i atunci. Acu\u2019 suntem tortura\u0163i to\u0163i pisihic de televiziunile \u015fi ziarele mogulilor care zbiar\u0103 de parc\u0103 m\u00e2ine vine sf\u00e2r\u015fitul lumii. Vedem peste tot uragane, tornade, cutremure,radia\u0163ii, inunda\u0163ii, criz\u0103 economic\u0103, toate catastrofele. Toate astea ne termin\u0103 pisihic mai mult dec\u00e2t o banal\u0103 \u015fi dulce b\u0103taie la securitate. Ierea bun\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103taia aia, atunci! C\u0103 unde d\u0103dea securistu\u2019, d\u0103dea partidu\u2019. \u015ei unde d\u0103dea partidu\u2019 cre\u015ftea! Uite-a\u015fa crescur\u0103m cu to\u0163ii! Ca s\u0103 v\u0103 sim\u0163i\u0163i \u015fi alde matale bine, v\u0103 spun c\u0103 p-acilea p\u0103 ,,deasupra\u201d ie iadul, nu acolo unde sunte\u0163i voi!<br \/>\n    Mult\u0103 lume zice c\u0103 ieream mult mai ferici\u0163i p\u0103 vremea lu\u2019 matale. C\u0103 cic\u0103 stresul ierea aproape zero, ne obi\u015fnuisem cu el, da\u2019 ast\u0103zi ne omoar\u0103 mai mult d\u0103c\u00e2t  frigu\u2019 din apartamentele d\u0103 la bloc sau statul la cozide-atunci. Ast\u0103zi oricum st\u0103m degeaba, c\u0103 ,,oamenii muncii\u201d ie \u00een \u015fomaj \u015fi am prefera s\u0103 st\u0103m la cozi dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fim rup\u0163i d\u0103 foame. Uite c\u0103 acu\u2019 ne d\u0103m cu capu\u2019 de pere\u0163i c\u00e2nd ne g\u00e2ndim! Pe vremea matale se f\u0103cea agricultur\u0103 serioas\u0103, nimeni nu murea de foame. Nu g\u0103seam noi banane, portocale si alte toxice de-astea, da\u2019 m\u0103car g\u0103seam fructe de-ale noastre, adev\u0103rate. Noi, poporul matale iubit, am \u00een\u0163eles prea t\u00e2rziu c\u0103 fericirea nu ie s\u0103 m\u00e2n\u00e2nci banane sau s\u0103 te plimbi cu ma\u015fini scumpe. C\u0103 e\u015fti d\u0103 zece ori mai fericit dac\u0103 ai d\u0103 munc\u0103, un acoperi\u015f deasupra capului \u015fi ai ce s\u0103 pui pe mas\u0103 la copii. Ce fericire ierea odat\u0103 s\u0103nimere\u015fti r\u00e2ndul la cartofi! Daaa! Dac\u0103 iereai \u015fi cu copilul d\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103, primeai 4 kg \u00een loc de 2!&#8230; Da\u2019 ce bucurie ierea c\u00e2nd venea apa cald\u0103! Ne-nv\u0103\u0163aser\u0103m ca toat\u0103 familia s\u0103 se \u00eemb\u0103ieze rapid, ca \u00een dou\u0103 ore s\u0103ajungem cu totii la r\u00e2nd la carne! Ierea o bucurie \u015fi c\u00e2nd venea prim\u0103vara \u015fi nu ne mai zgribuleam \u00eentre betoane, \u00een plus aveam lumin\u0103 natural\u0103 mai mult\u0103, c\u0103 ne s\u0103turam de citit la lantern\u0103 sau lum\u00e2nare!&#8230; Tr\u0103iam ca spartanii da\u2019 eram s\u0103n\u0103to\u015fi, nu ca acuma c\u00e2nd tr\u0103im ca spar\u0163ii da\u2019 st\u0103m la cozi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi la farmacii! Uite, pe matale te-mpu\u015fcar\u0103m ca pro\u015ftii \u00een plin\u0103 fericire c\u00e2nd ne-ai promis dou\u0103 sute d\u0103 lei la leaf\u0103, iar acu\u2019 c\u00e2nd \u0103\u015ftia ne ia din leaf\u0103 cine dracu\u2019 s\u0103-i mai \u00eempu\u015fte? Auzi\u015fi? Cic\u0103 nici revolu\u0163ia aia pe care cic\u0103 o f\u0103cur\u0103m noi, n-a fost a noastr\u0103! S\u0103 mori de r\u00e2s, nu alta! Cic\u0103 a fost al\u0163ii care ne-a \u00eempins de la spate, ,,agenturilii str\u0103ini\u201d de care bine ziceai matale, a\u015fa c\u0103 s\u0103 nu fii at\u00e2t d\u0103 sup\u0103rat p\u0103 noi! Iart\u0103-ne, c\u0103 n-am \u015ftiut ce facem! To\u0163i \u0103\u015ftia care a venit dup\u0103 matale \u00eei cheam\u0103 tot cu ,,escu\u201d: Iliescu, Constantinescu, B\u0103sescu\u2026 \u00cei \u015ftii pe to\u0163i, mai ales pe Iliescu. De B\u0103sescu nu mai zic, c\u0103 doar matale l-ai trimis cu treburi la Anvers c\u00e2nd era marinar.<br \/>\n    Bre, \u00ee\u0163i spun c\u0103 via\u0163a-i grea p-acilea p\u0103 la noi. Nu a\u015fa cum o \u015ftiai! Mai grea! Greul de pe vremea matale e acum o dulce amintire. \u015ei ce ie mai r\u0103u ie c\u0103 mul\u0163i din ,,pretinii\u201d matale de comunism a cam disp\u0103rut. A\u015fa c\u0103 nu prea avem unde s\u0103 mai plec\u0103m de dragul vremurilor trecute. Ar mai fi toar\u015fu\u2019 Fidel \u00een Cuba \u015fi fi\u2019su lu\u2019 Kim Ir Sen prin Coreea de Nord. Cic\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia \u00eenc\u0103 accept\u0103 imigran\u0163i. Da\u2019 e cam departe, totu\u015fi!&#8230;<br \/>\n    Ce vremuri, bre! Ce vremuri! Matale ne l\u0103sa\u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 datorii \u015fi acu \u0103\u015ftia ne b\u0103gar\u0103 \u00een ele p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap. Matale ai vrut s\u0103 faci o societate multilateral dezvoltat\u0103 pentru to\u0163i \u015fi \u0103\u015ftia au f\u0103cut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de societ\u0103\u0163i mai mici multilateral falimentate. E unii care zice c\u0103 cic\u0103 odat\u0103 cu matale a murit un sistem, comunismu\u2019\u015fi s-a n\u0103scut altu\u2019, capitalismu\u2019! Da\u2019 cred c\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia capitalismu\u2019 \u0103la s-a n\u0103scut deja mort. A venit unii cu ni\u015fte chestii americane, cu ,,democracy\u201d, ,,power to the people\u201d, adic\u0103 democra\u0163ie, puterea poporului, de-astea\u2026 Vr\u0103jeli! Prostii! La noi nu ie bune astea, bre! C\u0103 fiecare face ce vrea \u015fi nimeni nu face nimica! La noi ierea bine a\u015fa cum ierea pe vremea lu\u2019 matale: dictatur\u0103, tat\u0103! C\u0103 rom\u00e2nu\u2019 nu \u015ftie d\u0103c\u00e2t de fric\u0103! Acu\u2019 cic\u0103 toti puturo\u015fii pl\u00e2nge comunismu\u2019. C\u0103 era mai bine c\u00e2nd to\u0163i ne f\u0103ceam c\u0103 muncim (\u015ftii matale: timpu\u2019 trece, leafa merge, noi cu drag muncim!) c\u0103 aveai un loc d\u0103 munc\u0103 p\u0103 via\u0163\u0103. Cic\u0103 atunci toat\u0103 lumea se f\u0103cea c\u0103 munce\u015fte \u015fi alde matale v\u0103 f\u0103cea\u0163i c\u0103 ne pl\u0103ti\u0163i\u2026 Oameni r\u0103i, bre! Cic\u0103 \u0103ia harnici care a-n\u0163eles chestia cu democra\u0163ia nu pl\u00e2nge dup\u0103 alde matale \u015fi munce\u015fte ca pro\u015ftii, da\u2019 puturo\u015fii o s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u00e2t or tr\u0103i iei c\u0103 nu le place munca\u2026 A-ncercat \u0103\u015ftia s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva cu noi, ba cu NATO, ba cu UE \u015fi\u2026 nimic! \u00ce\u015fi d\u0103 to\u0163i cu tesla-n\u2026 cap c\u0103 ne-a b\u0103gat \u00een astea\u2026 Bine c\u0103 nu degeaba, c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit! Mam\u0103, \u015fi c\u00e2t o s\u0103 mai pl\u0103tim!  Acu\u2019 \u015ftiu c\u0103 matale ai fost pretin cu chinejii! A\u015fa c\u0103 io zic s\u0103 trecem la societatea chinezeasc\u0103 chiar cu riscul de a ajunge constipa\u0163i! P\u0103i nu vezi unde ne-a dus malagambi\u015ftii \u0103\u015ftia? Trebuie s\u0103 ne facem chineji, c\u0103 altfel nu s\u0103 mai poate. Era bine cu chinejii odat\u0103! Noi le dedeam locomotive \u015fi iei ne dedea nou\u0103, teni\u015fi, chilo\u0163i, maieuri! \u015ei acu\u2019 e la fel, s\u0103 \u015ftii. Am r\u0103mas pretini cu chinejii! Doar cu ei!. E drept c\u0103 acuma ei ie mai puternici ca noi. Au \u015fi iei Prunariu\u2019 lor (sau Gagarinu\u2019) \u015fi \u00een cur\u00e2nd o s\u0103-l aibe \u015fi pe Lab\u0103Puternic\u0103 al lor (Armstrongu\u2019), c\u0103 a\u015fa parc\u0103-l chema pe americanu\u2019 \u0103la de-a pus primu\u2019 picioru\u2019 p\u0103 Lun\u0103. S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia ie croi\u0163i s\u0103 s\u0103 duc\u0103 p\u0103 Lun\u0103! I-a-ntrecut \u015fi p\u0103 americani, plus c\u0103 americanii ie datori la iei mai r\u0103u ca cum suntem noi la FMI-u\u2019 \u0103sta nenorocit. P\u0103i neam de neamu\u2019 americanilor n-o s\u0103 mai apuce s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 datoria la chineji. C\u0103 d-aia cred io c\u0103 aici ie o lucr\u0103tur\u0103! Americanii, ai dracu\u2019, cred c\u0103 i-a-nv\u0103\u0163at p\u0103 chineji s\u0103 s\u0103 duc\u0103 p\u0103 Lun\u0103 ca s\u0103 scape de iei \u015fi s\u0103 nu le mai dea banii-napoi! Da\u2019 noi? Unde dracu\u2019 s\u0103-i trimitem p-\u0103\u015ftia de ne-mprumutar\u0103? Luna-i ocupat\u0103 a\u015fa c\u0103 io zic s\u0103-i b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een m\u0103-sa! Da\u2019 parc\u0103 mai po\u0163i?&#8230;<br \/>\n      Iete-a\u015fa s-a descurcat unii, bre, nea Nicule! Numa\u2019 noi am r\u0103mas ca pro\u015ftii s\u0103 ne-o tragem \u00eentre noi \u015fi al\u0163ii s\u0103 ne-o trag\u0103 nou\u0103. D-aia zic c\u0103 s\u0103 fii matale s\u0103n\u0103tos a\u015fa mort cum e\u015fti acolo, \u015fi s\u0103 fii fericit c\u0103  lumea-\u0163i duce doru\u2019. \u015ei dac\u0103 te-o bate g\u00e2ndu\u2019 s\u0103 te-ntorci cumva, vrem s\u0103 ne repar\u0103m gre\u015fala \u015fi te-om alege iar. Dac\u0103 ne zici c\u0103 nu ne iei din leaf\u0103 ca \u0103\u015ftia de-acu\u2019 te vot\u0103m o eternitate. \u015ei dincolo de ea!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragi tovar\u0103\u015fi \u015fi pretini! Iete c\u0103 am aflat de ce merge treburile prost \u00een \u0163\u0103ri\u015foara noastr\u0103: c\u0103 nu-l dezgropar\u0103m pe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6442"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6443,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6442\/revisions\/6443"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}