{"id":6419,"date":"2018-02-14T22:15:39","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T19:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6419"},"modified":"2018-02-14T22:15:39","modified_gmt":"2018-02-14T19:15:39","slug":"caruta-virgule-petrecut-sfarsitul-lumii-pardon-ziua-1-decembrie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6419","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Cum am petrecut io sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lumii&#8230; pardon!&#8230; ziua de 1 Decembrie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-10-e1518635606255.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-10-298x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"298\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6420 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 298px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 298\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-10-298x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"298\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6420\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n    M\u0103, fra\u021bilor, m\u0103 trezii io d\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-mi f\u0103cui ezerci\u021biili obi\u0219nuite cotidiene d\u00e2n fiecare zi, care m\u0103 \u021bin \u00een form\u0103, adic\u0103telea pururea t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i forever young,.. Adic\u0103 acele ezerci\u021bii p\u0103 care le face orice uom dup\u0103 ce se treze\u0219te diminea\u021ba din patul lui conjugat matrimonial: mersul \u00een locul \u0103la \u00een care p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i regili merge s\u00e2ngur!&#8230;<br \/>\n     \u0218i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 ezercitam io ca d\u0103 obiceiuri, m\u0103 uitai \u00een oglind\u0103: ,,Hait! Bag sama c\u0103 ar\u0103t d\u0103stul d\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r pentru unul d\u0103 nuo\u0103jnou\u0103 d\u0103 ani\u0219ori!\u201d Adic\u0103telea, rom\u00e2n verde! Ca Hulk \u0103la c\u00e2nd \u00eei vine nebuneala de se face verde ca iarba&#8230; Apoi, d\u00e2n verde m\u0103 f\u0103cui galben \u0219i de-abia apoi revenii la coloarea mea uman\u0103 cu oleac\u0103 d\u0103 ro\u0219u&#8230; \u0218i zic a\u0219a \u00een oglind\u0103. ,,B\u0103, mai ai oleac\u0103 \u0219i faci suta! Un fleac! C\u0103 ce mai ie suta \u00een ziua d\u0103 azi? Nici belet la CINEMA 3D nu mai iei cu ea!\u201d&#8230;<br \/>\n     Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, de 1 Decembrie, nu se putea s\u0103 nu m\u0103 intromisionez&#8230; pardon! s\u0103 m\u0103 introduc \u0219i io \u00een seam\u0103 cu pove\u0219tile mele de adormit p\u0103rin\u021bii&#8230; Dup\u0103 ce mi-am luat la m\u00e2n\u0103&#8230; garderoba ca s\u0103 aleg straiele corecte corespunz\u0103toare d\u0103 parad\u0103, am luat la picior str\u0103zili d\u00e2n ora\u0219ul nostru care devenise ele ne\u00eenc\u0103p\u0103toare p\u0103ntru un alai s\u0103rb\u0103toresc cu stegule\u021be, cu copii, cu personalit\u0103\u021bi&#8230; cu d\u0103 toate! Ca \u0219aorma, cum ar veni!&#8230;<br \/>\n      Io am zis c\u0103 lumea s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u0219te dou\u0103n\u0219pe ani d\u0103 c\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut PROTV-ul, dar m-am \u00een\u0219elat! Era d\u0103 ziua Rom\u00e2niei! At\u00e2ta v\u00e2nzoleal\u0103 doar d\u0103 Ziua Na\u021bional\u0103? Hm! Enteresant!&#8230; \u0218i m\u0103 aruncai \u0219i io \u00een marea d\u0103 mul\u021bime, da&#8217; mai p\u0103 la mal a\u0219a, c\u0103 nu prea m\u0103 mai las\u0103 for\u021bili s\u0103 \u00eenot ca la verdea tinere\u021be&#8230; \u0218i cum m\u0103 b\u0103l\u0103ceam io \u00een mul\u021bime, odat\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc \u00een fa\u021ba Centrului Cultural! C\u0103 \u00eentr-acolo se \u00eendrepta fluviul \u0103sta uman d\u00e2n care, cu voia dumneavoastr\u0103 f\u0103ceam \u0219i io parte oleac\u0103&#8230; St\u0103tui oleac\u0103 \u00een cump\u0103n\u0103: s\u0103 intru&#8230; s\u0103 nu intru&#8230; \u0219i c\u0103lcam apa a\u0219a, nehot\u0103r\u00e2t&#8230; ,,B\u0103, intru! Ce-o s\u0103 hie?\u201d \u0218i intrai! La fix c\u00e2nd se c\u00e2nta imnul nostru na\u021bional! Am \u00eencremenit \u00een cadrul u\u0219ii cu respectul corespunz\u0103tor momentului&#8230; C\u0103 doar un imn avem! \u0218i-o \u021bar\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n    Domnilor, cei care nu \u0219ti\u021bi, nu tr\u0103i\u021bi \u0219i nu sunte\u021bi d\u00e2n R\u00e2mnicul nostru S\u0103rat, nici nu \u0219ti\u021bi ce perde\u021bi! P\u0103i avem o sal\u0103 de spectacole a\u0219a d\u0103 estraordinar\u0103&#8230;. C\u0103 mul\u021bi venir\u0103-n sala noastr\u0103, de-au cerut&#8230; o can\u0103 cu ap\u0103! Nu c\u0103 zic io, da-i frumoas\u0103! Dup\u0103 imn, au urmat la fel de tradi\u021bionalele ur\u0103ri ale autorit\u0103\u021bilor noastre locale \u0219i senatoriale, care ne urar\u0103 lamul\u021bianuri s\u0103 ne-ajung\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la Revelion! Au fost discursuri vibrante \u00een fa\u021ba unei ,,mul\u021bimi vibrante\u201d (cum ar zice un comunicat al Ambasadei USA la Bucure\u0219ti)&#8230;C\u0103 ,,s\u0103 fim m\u00e2ndri c\u0103 suntem rom\u00e2ni \u0219i r\u00e2mniceni \u00een acela\u0219i timp\u201d&#8230; Io&#8230; Mie mi se p\u0103ru oleac\u0103 creepy asta cu dualitatea noastr\u0103 afirmat\u0103 anual fix la aceea\u0219i dat\u0103. Da&#8217;, cine-s io s\u0103 judec o dualitate str\u0103mo\u0219easc\u0103? Tocmai io care, dup\u0103 cum se opserv\u0103 d\u00e2n plan\u0219ili al\u0103turate, am o personalitate multipolar\u0103 afirmat\u0103 d\u0103 multe ori p-acilea, cu mai multe ocazii ale prilejurilor&#8230;<br \/>\n       Dar s\u0103 nu vorbim d\u0103 mine, pentru c\u0103 pe frumoasa scen\u0103 a \u0219i mai frumosului nostru Centru Cultural, au urcat, pe r\u00e2nd, copii talenta\u021bi, ansambluri corale \u0219i de dansuri populare&#8230;<br \/>\n     Am v\u0103zut mult\u0103 sim\u021bire rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 dar \u0219i la fel de mult\u0103 nesim\u021bire \u00een r\u00e2ndurile asisten\u021bei. Cei mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 vibrau p\u00e2n\u0103 la lacrimi la auzul c\u00e2ntecelor patriotice \u0219i populare, \u00cen timp ce ceilal\u021bi, adic\u0103 cei care o s\u0103 le pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pensiile p\u0103rin\u021bilor lor \u00een viitor, f\u0103ceau live-uri pe Facebook. \u00cen timp ce p\u0103 mine m\u0103 luaser\u0103 ne\u0219te furnic\u0103turi p\u0103 la osul friontal&#8230; p\u0103 la parietal \u0219i p\u0103 la occipital de mi se ridic\u0103 p\u0103rul de mi-a mai r\u0103mas, c\u00e2nd auzii ,,R\u0103sai, r\u0103sai\u201d, \u00eentr-un col\u021b, c\u00e2teva domni\u0219oare \u00eencercau un dans popular \u00een care, incon\u0219tient introduceau mi\u0219c\u0103rille tradi\u021bionale de pe cuburile d\u00e2n cluburi&#8230; Stricau frumuse\u021be de dans!&#8230; \u0218i cum st\u0103team io a\u0219a lini\u0219tit, un c\u00e2ine a venit, m-a mu\u0219cat \u0219i a fugit!&#8230; Ei nu chiar a\u0219a, da&#8217; ceva tot m-a mu\u0219cat! M-a mu\u0219cat a\u0219a o melancolie \u0219i oleac\u0103 d\u0103 speran\u021b\u0103 de doi bani c\u0103, dac\u0103 mai sunt copii care mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eembrac\u0103 tradi\u021bional-rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, nu e totul perdut p\u0103 lume!<br \/>\n      \u0218i c\u00e2ntar\u0103 \u0219i dansar\u0103 copiii no\u0219tri pe ritmuri etno-pop-dance, ne-a doinit Doini\u021ba Ioni\u021b\u0103, cu vocea \u0219i prezen\u021ba ei scenic\u0103 studiate \u00een concursurile pe care le-a c\u00e2\u0219tigat \u0219i cu experien\u021ba pe care a acumulat-o! M-am trezit b\u0103t\u00e2nd ritmul din picior c\u00e2nd dansau ,,Cr\u0103i\u021bele\u201d lu&#8217; domnu&#8217; Nicu Dinu. \u0218i aproape c\u0103 m\u0103 cuprinse o dorin\u021b\u0103 de f\u0103cut din nou copii, c\u00e2nd i-am v\u0103zut pe micu\u021bii din corurile condus de domnul Aura\u0219 \u0219i doamna Robe&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 aproape de final, aceast\u0103 cea din urm\u0103 dorin\u021b\u0103 a mea (aia cu f\u0103cut copii) a mai p\u0103lit, la fel cum a p\u0103lit \u0219i interesul asisten\u021bei care p\u0103r\u0103sea sala \u00eentr-un flux continuu, m\u00e2na\u021bi, probabil de una din trebuin\u021bele de la baza piramidei aia a lui Maslow, aceea de a-\u0219i satisface nevoia de a m\u00e2nca&#8230;A\u0219a c\u0103, cei care au stat \u00een picioare \u00een spatele s\u0103lii \u0219i au avut r\u0103bdare, ar fi putut g\u0103si locuri \u00een sal\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103&#8230; Dar, apropo de m\u00e2ncat! N-a fost fasole cu c\u00e2rna\u021bi! Ceea ce a provocat o dezam\u0103gire fanilor \u0219i un murmur dezaprobator celorlal\u021bi. \u00cens\u0103, dup\u0103 b\u00e2rfele \u0219i c\u00e2rcotelile despre lipsa acestui moment din meniul de 1 Decembrie, cu to\u021bii au trecut cu bine peste asta, intr\u00e2nd \u00een acel spirit necesar \u0219i obligatoriu pentru astfel de moment&#8230; Nici defilare n-a fost, c\u0103, de unde armat\u0103 la R\u00e2mnic? Au r\u0103mas doar monumente de comemorat \u0219i foste caz\u0103rmi de administrat&#8230; Dar, a fost Poli\u021bie \u0219i Jandarmerie la datorie! (v\u0103 jur, n-am vrut s\u0103 fac rim\u0103!)&#8230;<br \/>\n     Eeeei&#8230; cam asta am sim\u021bit io, un nesim\u021bitor! Rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, in my own style, cum ar veni! Deci, io zic a\u0219a: ,,Let&#8217;s make Romania great again!\u201d C\u0103 acu\u0219i se face suta \u0219i ne g\u0103se\u0219te Centenarul neuni\u021bi!<br \/>\n                                           LA MUL\u021aI ANI, ROM\u00c2NIA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103, fra\u021bilor, m\u0103 trezii io d\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-mi f\u0103cui ezerci\u021biili obi\u0219nuite cotidiene d\u00e2n fiecare zi, care m\u0103 \u021bin \u00een form\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6420,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6419"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6419"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6421,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6419\/revisions\/6421"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}