{"id":6393,"date":"2018-02-07T00:42:58","date_gmt":"2018-02-06T21:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6393"},"modified":"2018-02-07T00:42:58","modified_gmt":"2018-02-06T21:42:58","slug":"urmele-facebook-ului-corvet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6393","title":{"rendered":"Pe urmele&#8230; Facebook-ului &#8211; Corvet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-5-e1517953310590.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-5-260x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6395 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 260px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 260\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-5-260x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6395\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Bine, bineeee!<br \/>\n     A\u0219a v\u0103 trebuie, stima\u021bi spectatori! A\u0219a v-a\u021bi ales valorile, a\u0219a le ave\u021bi! At\u00e2t de departe a\u021bi \u00eeng\u0103duit porco\u0219eniei s\u0103 ajung\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Recunosc, slobozeniile gurii, \u00een graba explicativ\u0103, debordeaz\u0103 de dictonuri licen\u021bioase \u0219i politichiile de \u0219an\u021b \u0219i mahala curg mai u\u0219or c-un vocabular sus\u021binut \u0219i pres\u0103rat ,,organic&#8221;, suprema\u021bia drept\u0103\u021bii proprii devine o realitate necombativ\u0103, egalul \u00eentre oricare plauzibil \u0219i sustenabil. C\u00e2nd ar mai avea ocazia nea Vasile, truditor la sap\u0103, s\u0103 contreze pre\u0219edintele de \u021bar\u0103, ucenicul Gheorghi\u021b\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i verse oful pe maistrul-instructor \u0219i Ionica de la sec\u021bia croitorie pe director? Niciodat\u0103! Astfel de despuieri \u0219i sex verbal nelegitime, contraindicate or\u00e2nduielilor fire\u0219ti le-ar l\u0103sa gura fl\u0103m\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i familiile nenorocite.<br \/>\n     Ce s\u0103 recite poetul? Din crea\u021bia personal\u0103. Genul? Surpriz\u0103. Pornografic. S-a oripilat publicul asistent? Nu el a primit laurii. Nimic de mirare, exhibi\u021bia, bombasticul, habotnicia, scabrosul, violen\u021ba, crima, ura, sadismul, sodomia&#8230; aveau nevoie de o ie\u0219ire la ramp\u0103, prea st\u0103tuser\u0103 \u00een les\u0103 mult, prea mult mu\u0219caser\u0103 din p\u00e2inea anonimatului \u00een ungherul cel mai \u00eentunecat. Lumin\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it! Peror\u0103ri din lojele regale!<br \/>\n    S\u0103 nu deranjeze al\u0103tur\u0103rile. Inclusiv \u00een str\u00e2mtul nostru ora\u0219 se eman\u0103 aere din speciile oropsite amintite. Lini\u0219tite, fiindc\u0103 lui Dumnezeu nu i te adresezi r\u0103stit, dar pline de acea und\u0103 p\u0103timas\u0103 a unicit\u0103\u021bii, el \u0219i numai el \u00eel aduleaz\u0103, el \u0219i numai el, scriitorul cuvintelor de duh, merit\u0103 locul dint\u00e2i \u00een fa\u021ba suveranului guvenan\u021bei lumii de aici \u0219i apoi. De\u0219ert\u0103ciune&#8230;. Nimic \u00een plus.<br \/>\n    Te ui\u021bi \u00een ograda altuia, dar nici a ta nu-i mai breaz\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi zici de la obraz, ,,cobor\u00e2rea&#8221; la ale ,,sfintei&#8221; faceri trimite versul \u00een sideralul spa\u021biilor depozitar-gunoierice, iar pe tine \u00een glodul privirilor \u00eentoarse, lehamitei \u0219i dezgustului. Pentru c\u00e2teva ,,excese&#8221; verbale m\u0103 declar vinovat, pentru ,,curajul&#8221; de-a dedulci izvoarele cu ape line, clarul de lun\u0103 \u0219i duioasele atingeri \u00eendr\u0103gostite&#8230;. Alt\u0103 gre\u0219eal\u0103 \u0219i spargere de norm\u0103 nu ve\u021bi g\u0103si, at\u00e2ta neobr\u0103zare s\u0103 a\u0219tern rimat sau alb vulgarul direct n-am descoperit \u00een mine \u0219i nici s\u0103-mi plac\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bin \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 un trofeu pentru ,,\u00eendr\u0103zneal\u0103&#8221; ca Medeea Iancu, arvunit\u0103 pentr-un loc l\u00e2ng\u0103 Eminescu la Boto\u0219ani, f\u0103c\u00e2nd din actele&#8230; voite \u0219i nevoite, sus\u021bin decernatorii, art\u0103. Cu o sal\u0103 golit\u0103 de spectatori oripila\u021bi se cheam\u0103 e\u0219ec, note de proast\u0103 purtare \u0219i viziune modernist\u0103 decadent\u0103, inacceptabil\u0103.<br \/>\n    Viitorul? \u00centr-o form\u0103 cultural\u0103 primitiv\u0103, ignorant\u0103, simplificat\u0103. Predarea alfabetului va fi probabil singura certitudine, aritmetica trocului, dinamica autovehiculelor la schimbarea brusc\u0103 a acceler\u0103rii, desenul machiajelor stridente, anatomia suprafe\u021belor artificiale, codul familiei bezmetice \u00eentreite, \u00eemp\u0103trite, f\u0103r\u0103 urma\u0219i sau doar cu unul, doi decorativi, chimia fluidelor seminale, lingvistica corpurilor musculoase bucale, educa\u021bie muzical\u0103 dup\u0103 ureche.<br \/>\n    Ini\u021bial \u00eenaintasem cioarnei termenul afonie, am retractat, al\u0103turat muzicii nu ar fi dezv\u0103luit dec\u00e2t o parte din \u00een\u021beles, o dat\u0103 pentru sensul medicalo-calitativ, temporar sau definitiv, apoi pentru extensia uzat\u0103 mai bine sau mai r\u0103u spre ,,nerv&#8221; auditiv inactiv.<br \/>\n   Printre cele dou\u0103 muze m\u0103 simt deja stingher, ambele \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-mi probeze c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0219el \u0219i nu reu\u0219esc defel. Cel pu\u021bin la R\u00e2mnic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bine, bineeee! A\u0219a v\u0103 trebuie, stima\u021bi spectatori! A\u0219a v-a\u021bi ales valorile, a\u0219a le ave\u021bi! At\u00e2t de departe a\u021bi \u00eeng\u0103duit porco\u0219eniei<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6395,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,312],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6393"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6396,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6393\/revisions\/6396"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}