{"id":6382,"date":"2018-02-04T23:08:07","date_gmt":"2018-02-04T20:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6382"},"modified":"2018-02-04T23:09:41","modified_gmt":"2018-02-04T20:09:41","slug":"caruta-virgule-calul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=6382","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Calul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-3.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-3-300x287.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"287\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6383 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-3-300x287.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-3.jpeg 500w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/287;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-3-300x287.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"287\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6383\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-3-300x287.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/image-3.jpeg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Afl\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 eu \u00een preajma ma\u0219inii mele (adic\u0103 \u00eei d\u0103deam roat\u0103 sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 pe creier) \u0219i \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 aflu (zadarnic) cauza pentru care refuz\u0103 s\u0103 func\u021bioneze ca o ma\u0219in\u0103 normal\u0103\u2026 Lua-te-ar dracu&#8217; de rabl\u0103 cu fiarele \u0219i ro\u021bile \u0219i radiatoarele tale!&#8230; A, nuuu, c\u0103 io-mi iubesc ma\u0219ina, c\u0103 de-aia o alint PODEROSA!&#8230;<br \/>\n    A\u0219a! Deci, ce ziceam?&#8230; A da! Afl\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 eu \u00een acea situa\u021bie ingrat\u0103, st\u0103team \u0219i m\u0103 uitam ca ra\u021ba la barier\u0103 \u00een motorul ei! Mare om a fost \u0103la de-a inventat motorul, dom&#8217;le! Da&#8217; \u0219i \u0103ia care-l repar\u0103! Mari oameni!&#8230; A\u0219a \u0219i s\u0103-mi revin! Deci, cum m\u0103 uitam io a\u0219a, v\u0103z c\u0103 din spatele ma\u0219inii apare, agale&#8230; un cal! Da, bre, un cal! Na, belea, mi-am zis! Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 nu merge, au \u00eenceput s\u0103 plece \u0219i caii-putere din ea! Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 acum m-am l\u0103murit \u0219i io despre caii \u0103\u0219tia ascun\u0219i prin motoare! Nu \u0219tiu cum o fi la al\u021bii, da&#8217; \u0103sta de-l v\u0103zui, era slab, am\u0103r\u00e2t, jig\u0103r\u00e2t&#8230; Deh! mi-am zis&#8230; La a\u0219a ma\u0219in\u0103, a\u0219a cal! C\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi avut \u0219i io acolo vreun Ferrari mai r\u0103s\u0103rit, ca toat\u0103 lumea, ar fi ie\u0219it vreun pur-s\u00e2nge arab! A\u0219a&#8230; Io m\u0103 uitam la cal&#8230; calu&#8217; se uita la mine, de parc\u0103 m\u0103-ntreba: Gogule, probleme, m\u0103?&#8230; Ce s\u0103-i r\u0103spunzi? Ce dracu&#8217; s\u0103-i r\u0103spunzi, \u00eentr-o situa\u021bie de-asta c\u00e2nd ajungi de r\u00e2sul&#8230; cailor?<br \/>\n   Dup\u0103 ce m-am mai dezmeticit oleac\u0103, am intrat \u00eentr-oleac\u0103 de panic\u0103&#8230; din care am ie\u0219it repede! \u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam io&#8230; b\u0103&#8230; cal, cal, da&#8217; ce caut\u0103 el \u00een mijlocul aglomera\u021biei urbane? C\u0103 un cal nu-i un animal de companie pe care s\u0103-l abandonezi pe strad\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l ia prim\u0103ria la ad\u0103post, ca pe c\u00e2ini! Ce-o fi cu el. a\u0219a slobod? Mi-am amintit atunci de ,,caii liberi, f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219ei\u201d&#8230; Eeei! Ce vremuri! Vremuri c\u00e2nd calul era simbolul unui partid mai galben a\u0219a, la culoare! Atunci simboliza vigoare, for\u021b\u0103, frumuse\u021be! Acuma, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l \u0219i compar\u00e2ndu-l cu acela\u0219i partid, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 nu-i mare diferen\u021b\u0103! C\u0103 \u0219i partidul, ca \u0219i calul, a ajuns slab, f\u0103r\u0103 vigoarea \u0219i frumuse\u021bea de odinioar\u0103! C\u0103 dup\u0103 ce a fost c\u0103l\u0103rit pe de\u0219\u0103late de to\u021bi, care cum s-a nimerit, acuma nici m\u00e2ncare nu-i mai d\u0103 nimenea! De cal zic! De partid, nu \u0219tiu! Iar de \u0103la de pe stema ora\u0219ului nici at\u00e2t!&#8230;<br \/>\n     Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndii io, c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti t\u00e2n\u0103r, frumos \u00een\/la putere, to\u021bi se m\u00e2ndresc cu tine \u0219i te c\u0103l\u0103resc \u00een draci! Dar cum dai oleac\u0103 de semne de sl\u0103biciune \u0219i-\u021bi ies oleac\u0103 coastele prin piele, nu te mai bag\u0103 nimeni \u00een seam\u0103 \u0219i umbli aiurea pe str\u0103zi&#8230;<br \/>\n     Ei, dar asta e alt\u0103 poveste \u0219i poate c\u0103 vorbesc io cai verzi pe pere\u021bi! Apropo, calul nu era vreun Black Beauty ci mai degrab\u0103 un Bator al lui Fefeleaga&#8230; C\u00e2t despre ma\u0219inu\u021ba mea dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103, nu lua\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103 ce zisei mai devreme! A\u0219a glumesc io cu ea, c\u0103 ne permitem \u0219i ne \u0219tim de prea mult timp! \u0218i ea m\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 sunt \u00eentr-o&#8230; bujie \u0219i io o \u0219tiu pe ea c\u00e2nd e la acea&#8230; perioad\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Afl\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 eu \u00een preajma ma\u0219inii mele (adic\u0103 \u00eei d\u0103deam roat\u0103 sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 pe creier) \u0219i \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 aflu (zadarnic) cauza pentru<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6383,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6384,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382\/revisions\/6384"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}